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Funny Free Verse Poems

These Funny Free Verse poems are examples of Free Verse poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Free Verse Funny poems written by international poets.


Dumpers
Dumpers
The gal with the **** cannon
Let’s one rip a right good fart
You can smell it from here
It smells of baked beans
And mushy peas plus cabbage
I...

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Categories: funny, rude, satire,



**** Hat
**** Hat

The American was an **** hat

A real screw ball idiot

Who didn’t care what people thought

She did this and that what she wanted

A new tattoo...

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Categories: crazy, funny, rude, satire,

I Believe
He doesn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster 
This revelation occurs six orgasms into my visit and totally kills the mood 
I say "But at...

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Categories: funny, funny love,

Premium Member One Time in Nursery School
One time when I was in nursey school, Miss Shanahan had everyone sit in a circle and one-by-one say what we wanted to be when...

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Categories: child, funny, god,

Premium Member The Drawer
The Drawer

In the drawer in the kitchen,
there is a bit of this, 
some of that, 
and everything else! 
Well, nearly so. 

There is tape, and...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: adventure, america, feelings, giving,



Two Path's Diverge
Two paths Diverge in the yellow woods, 
I took the one that led to Burger King....

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Categories: poetry,

The Last Piece
Never grab for the last piece of chicken with your hand 
if everyone else is using a fork…
 
...

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Categories: poetry,

Funny Moment
I got it funny
  that so seldom
Take the time to tell
  members of the family
How much
  I care about them
When they're the...

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Categories: care, family, funny, love,

Fruit Leather
You bite that apple!
Give it a go, put on a show
There is no shame
You said shame is a sham
And clams are happy
Do they hop or...

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Categories: fruit, humor, satire,

Premium Member My friends
They help me through my highs and lows, 
And I tell them all my secrets,
Even if we sometimes get in rows,
We always make up,
We laugh...

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© Fire Bird  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: 7th grade, friendship, happy,

are you ok?
Are you ok?
Funny you should ask
Do you really care?
Well let me tell you

My heart is shattered 
My voice is gone
My tears have dried
There is no...

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Categories: cry, depression, for teens,

Premium Member My pet
He's funny, he's cute,
He wears a weird suite,
He giggles and chatters and talks to me,
I think he's saying, 'Hello Phoe',
His eyes are red,
His nose; two...

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© Fire Bird  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: animal, cheer up, friendship

Daydream
I sometimes worry that a daydream…

Can become something sinister.

Even a simple, quiet laugh…

At some thought in my head is scary to me.

Because here I am,...

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Categories: anxiety,

Superman
I sit in a full room, no one knows I am there, 
stuck in a corner, the place I have chosen, 
away from all focus...

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Categories: lonely, mental health, mental

Premium Member Reading
I love reading fun books
Life is in the pages
Humor~tears~mystery
Reading eyes feel heavy
Book slips down to my lap
Dreamland I am headed
Pages coming to life...

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Categories: books, dream, fun, humor,