Funny Free Verse Poems

we met for coffee early one snowy day
i was nervous you were funny
it was magical and felt... just right


Posted on December 11, 2024...

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Chin

My chin, not very
prologued, not as 
funny at all, as my 
second molar.
...

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Jingle bells
and reindeer smells -- 
note to Mrs. Clause: 

before Eve-trip, to reduce
scent and slip, no beer
and sardines for Rudolph!

That damn Guiding Red-nose
needs to find...

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If you were writing
                     ...

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What the Highest Bidder forgot to consider
was the fine print’s whisper, the shadowy slither
of clauses concealed like snakes in a rut,
their fangs bared sharp when...

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Doing Time is not easy but it's something that I gotta do/
Survival of the fittest so this how I gotta move/
I'm not the strongest so...

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Donna was a second-hand wife to Larry.
Larry always mentioned it to people.
At church, on the street, at a bar.
He thought it was hilarious!
“Slightly used,” he...

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Since high school I’ve been trying to be pretty.

New clothes.
New friends.
New personality .

Being less nerdy. 
Less of who I used to be way back when.

But...

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I watched a single snowflake 
fall from the sky
I turned away for just a moment
and yesterday passed me by
Funny, we never realize the memories 
we're...

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Oh! 
  Love
    In love
               Is
Loving love
That...

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Oh my dear world wide second language,                  ...

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Now that's funny
but I won
I bet real money
on 2 minutes
I won 200 bucks
a few bottles of fine wine
for sure
fermented in wood caskets
I only hang
with poets...

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My heart and mind don't align
I yearn for dreams to yield but vegetate
Putting off things for the very next day
My willpower is always at its...

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I have lost my spectacles
I can't read or write without them
I search my table, drawers, bed and selves 
I am totally helpless and at a...

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It Doesn't

It Doesn't Matter
If It's Funny
When You Can
Laugh
Whenever You Want.

-Gray Squirrel

11-21-2024...

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