Funny Free Verse Poems
These Funny Free Verse poems are examples of Free Verse poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Free Verse Funny poems written by international poets.
Do you Categories: fun, funny, girlfriend, wife,
Do you take this strife
No not without a wife
Do you take this wife
No not if she gives me strife
Do you take this life
Only with my...
Collaboration with Love is found in your soul Categories: funny, money,
Yes, I am collaborating with me myself and I, lol
Yes but, without the rich
No jobs could be found
We would be starving
Without one bite...
My Brother Stole My Halloween Candy Categories: brother, candy, funny, halloween,
Bipedal Insects Categories: africa, allah, america, anxiety,
I hate and hate and hate.
I want to stop others from being happy.
How dare they be safe, and well fed?
I Sense Tomorrow Is The Future But Where Is It Going Categories: child, drink, flower, happy,
I can remember as a child adults debating if we would go to the moon or not, ...
The Drop Categories: adventure, appreciation, atheist, drug,
I put tissue in my purse.
Lens cleaners for glasses,
a half handful of suckers.
a kid’s book, colors and even…
a doll, and small train set.
Head Games Categories: allah, anti bullying, anxiety,
You love to play them.
When you treat me badly,
I let you, as I thought that meant…
I was loving you.
I was wrong....
9:00 AM Sunday Morning Categories: allah, america, angel, anger,
9:00 AM Sunday Morning
My second home.
Father cups His hand,
I am inside.
He breathes upon me anew…
I am comforted.
I am quiet of spirit.
Tantrum Categories: 11th grade, 12th grade,
To waste life…
To press others to your will,
and shockingly, in the end,
find they find less of you
Not very nice?
Would you rather I...
Bird Seed Categories: color, gospel, graduate, graduation,
The power of a small kindness,
can never be overstated.
Happy Categories: abortion, absence, abuse, allah,
done by hand.
The washer put to rest.
No football, yes that is what I said. (But I have it backed up for...
the cat who stole Xmas Categories: cat, christmas, funny,
Where’s the tinsel that made the tree look cold
have not seen the popcorn that was hung so old
those huge colorful bulbs always got into a...
Let's Cook Categories: absence, age, anger, butterfly,
My dear friend,
The book came today.
Well, actually the magazine.
It is the one you gave me
for the holidays…
That seems ages ago...
Art Categories: america, angel, anxiety, blessing,
Plain, white, vacant;
is the canvas…
waiting for the celebration
One is nothing without the other.
The boundaries of emptiness,
the fullness, luster and texture of…
SQUEEZING THE WALLABY Categories: confusion, education, for teens,
Intelligence Tests are completely delusional
Designed by boffins for other boffins
Idiots with nothing better to do
People who want a badge
People that play with...
Living The Dream Categories: dream, funny,
I had a dream to fly like a bird
to the splendors of the world.
One night in the depth of sleep
I saw my bed metamorphosed,
BABIES Categories: baby, childhood, creation, for
No one taught you how to scream
It was already there
In place behind your face
Somewhere bleakly secretive
Joined to the muscles of your gob
Giggles Categories: cat, giggle, humor, humorous,
It was well past midnight that night
A moon glittered through the window
I was getting quite a bit older, 55
And most night sounds didn’t disturb...
United States Constitution Categories: abortion, allah, america, angel,
Words on paper,
Written by people of another time.
Written by people to protect “the people”.
Individuals that fought for;
One Nation Categories: allah, america, angel, appreciation,
It started in one moment.
It was not expected by all.
There was a clamor, of glamour…
Among those perceived higher than others,
By they themselves.