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Funny Free Verse Poems

These Funny Free Verse poems are examples of Free Verse poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Free Verse Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium MemberA Poem Out Of Every Person I Meet by Caren Krutsinger
I sit and I think and I laugh 
Because things are funny. 
People are hilarious. If you do not know this 
You are not listening....

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Categories: poems,

Hello by Chantelle Smith
Hello

Bonjour, Hola, Hello,
These are the greetings I know.
Good Morning, Evening, Goodnight,
There are the greetings I like.

I enjoy the funny and the fair,
like Howdy, Hey, How...

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Categories: hello,



Dragons Anxiety Attack by M. L. Kiser
One day my dragon, discovered how to read; whomever taught him, is anyone’s guess.  Once he discovered historical novels; none of us would rest....

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Categories: animal, fun, funny, imagery,

Have You Had a Drink Tonight - if so slip off your shoes by Damian Keady
Have you had a drink tonight my love?
If so slip off your high heeled shoes
I can then at least try and count 
All your ugly...

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Categories: fun, funny, giggle, hilarious,

College by Elissa Quigley
Classes scattered throughout the week,
learning the right way to speak.
People swarm in hoards,
living in brick-walled wards.

Allegedly adults,
without the results.
More space to learn who to be,
strong...

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous, integrity,

Snowman by Warren Doll
Snowman stands in all his splendor
Perfectly made of three snow globes 
Proud of his coal eyes and carrot nose
Large colored marbles for mouth and smile
Hardy...

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Categories: fantasy, funny, snow, winter,

I am vaporizing in your eyes by Xuefeng Pan
I am vaporizing in your eyes slowly 
Noiselessly, clearly and helplessly
Am I willing to be absorbed as steam?
No! my feeling is no but wordlessly

I am...

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Categories: desire, first love, for

Vodka is the devil by Alex Duffy
Vodka is the devil, and right now I'm in hell
I drank too much last night it isn't hard to tell
Come out for a few drinks,...

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Categories: drink, fun, funny, truth,

Premium MemberDeath By Sign by Bobby May
This is a real sign lol

A sign with a fine
That can cause death
Seems funny to me
For if I die 
How will I pay this fine
I...

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Categories: silly,

Premium MemberWhat My Great Dane Digs Up He Digs Up by Caren Krutsinger
Paleontologist Steve called in another expert.
Where did you find this? The second scientist asked me.
My heart was beating furiously. 
Back yard I told him.

How far...

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Categories: 11th grade, 12th grade,

I'll Pluck the Poisonous Parrot With a Proverb by Andrew Fairchild
I’ll pluck the poisonous parrot with a PROVERB:
‘Nob’dy can make you feel inferior without your consent!’*

(But WHY
Would I give my consent,
ANYWAY?)

(Because it’s a habit!)
(Because DREAMS...

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Categories: anti bullying, confidence, faith,

The Expendable Youth by Matt Forshay
Gunned down cold on a raw deal
On your home soil made a battlefield
A pain the whole family can feel
In no one's way, just caught in...

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Categories: death, deep, war,

A Dressing Room Encounter by Jordan Marks
I should have said:

You are boisterous and loud and joyful.

I should have said:

You are energetic and funny and fun.

I should have said:

You are more a...

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Categories: anxiety, beautiful, body, mental

Premium MemberJAN Is As Sweet As Honey by Bobby May
JAN writes her poems
With humor and care
She brings out laughter every where
Her humor is beyond compare

Her sounds are as sweet as honey
She makes me laugh...

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Categories: funny,

The Expendable Youth by Matt Forshay
Gunned down cold on a raw deal
On your home soil made a battlefield
A pain the whole family can feel
In no one's way, just caught in...

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Categories: dark, death, deep, political,

oh civilization by MAHTAB BANGALEE
it’s wonderful,
amazing the world dwellers are
civilized they’re as well as I’m really!

with them-

my language is English
I’m civilized!
my language is Arabic, Mandarin, French, Bengali etc
I’m civilized!
I’m...

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Categories: how i feel,

Premium MemberA Muskrat Is On My Porch Today by Caren Krutsinger
A muskrat is on my porch, sneaking around. 
I have caught a glimpse of parts of it, but today I saw it.
In its ugly wholeness....

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Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade,

Celsus- A Guide to Humors for the treatment of Melancholia by Jonathan Smith
Rubbing my newly bald head
Shaved it off the other day
As the doctors suggested
Who am I to disobey
Sometimes the treatments helped
But not today
Got home from driving
I...

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Categories: humor,

Man With the Ticket by BECKY K MARTINSON
Going 80
In a 50 zone
Cruising along
Singing my song
I like this beat
Lets crank it loud
Driving this road
Losing the load

I've got the wheel
Mic in my hand
The spot...

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Categories: character, funny, humor, humorous,

Wounded Worshipper by Ian Milligan
I'm worn out and tired physically,
but I'm gonna worship Him.
I'm in emotional pain,
but I'm gonna magnify His name anyhow....
I've been through hell and high water,
but...

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Categories: bible, christian, desire, encouraging,