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Funny Free Verse Poems

These Funny Free Verse poems are examples of Free Verse poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Free Verse Funny poems written by international poets.


Do you
Do you take this strife
No not without a wife

Do you take this wife
No not if she gives me strife

Do you take this life
Only with my...

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Categories: fun, funny, girlfriend, wife,



Premium Member Collaboration with Love is found in your soul
Yes, I am collaborating with me myself and I, lol

Yes but, without the rich 
No jobs could be found
We would be starving 
Without one bite...

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© Bobby May  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, money,

Premium Member My Brother Stole My Halloween Candy

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Categories: brother, candy, funny, halloween,

Premium Member Bipedal Insects
Bipedal Insects

I hate and hate and hate. 
I want to stop others from being happy. 
How dare they be safe, and well fed? 
How dare...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: africa, allah, america, anxiety,

Premium Member I Sense Tomorrow Is The Future But Where Is It Going
I can remember as a child adults debating if we would go to the moon or not,        ...

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Categories: child, drink, flower, happy,



Premium Member The Drop
The Drop

I put tissue in my purse.
Lens cleaners for glasses,
a half handful of suckers.
a kid’s book, colors and even…
a doll,  and small train set.

I...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: adventure, appreciation, atheist, drug,

Premium Member Head Games
Head Games

You love to play them. 

When you treat me badly, 
I let you, as I thought that meant…
I was loving you. 
I was wrong....

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: allah, anti bullying, anxiety,

Premium Member 9:00 AM Sunday Morning
9:00 AM Sunday Morning
(in church)

My second home.

Father cups His hand, 
I am inside. 
He breathes upon me anew…

I am comforted.
I am quiet of spirit.
The world...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: allah, america, angel, anger,

Premium Member Tantrum
Tantrum

Pout?
Pouted?
Pouting?
To waste life…
To press others to your will, 
and shockingly, in the end, 
find they find less of you
agreeable.

Surprised?
Not very nice?
True. 
Would you rather I...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: 11th grade, 12th grade,

Premium Member Bird Seed
Bird Seed

The power of a small kindness,
can never be overstated.
...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: color, gospel, graduate, graduation,

Premium Member Happy
Happy

Sunday dishes, 
done by hand. 
The washer put to rest. 

No football, yes that is what I said. (But I have it backed up for...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: abortion, absence, abuse, allah,

Premium Member the cat who stole Xmas
Where’s the tinsel that made the tree look cold
have not seen the popcorn that was hung so old
those huge colorful bulbs always got into a...

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Categories: cat, christmas, funny,

Premium Member Let's Cook
Let’s Cook

My dear friend, 
The book came today. 
Well, actually the magazine. 
It is the one you gave me
for the holidays…
(soft crying)

That seems ages ago...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: absence, age, anger, butterfly,

Premium Member Art
Art

Plain, white, vacant;
is the canvas…
waiting for the celebration
of color!

One is nothing without the other. 
The boundaries of emptiness, 
the fullness, luster and texture of…
shade, tint...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: america, angel, anxiety, blessing,

Premium Member SQUEEZING THE WALLABY
Intelligence Tests are completely delusional 
Designed by boffins for other boffins 
Idiots with nothing better to do 
People who want a badge
People that play with...

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Categories: confusion, education, for teens,

Living The Dream



I had a dream to fly like a bird
to the splendors of the world.

One night in the depth of sleep
I saw my bed metamorphosed,
on the...

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Categories: dream, funny,

Premium Member BABIES
No one taught you how to scream 
It was already there 
In place behind your face
Somewhere bleakly secretive
Joined to the muscles of your gob
And the...

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Categories: baby, childhood, creation, for

Premium Member Giggles
It was well past midnight that night
A moon glittered through the window 
I was getting quite a bit older, 55
And most night sounds didn’t disturb...

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Categories: cat, giggle, humor, humorous,

Premium Member United States Constitution
The Constitution

Words on paper, 
Written by people of another time. 
Written by people to protect “the people”.

Individuals that fought for;
their families,
their homes, 
their towns, 
their...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: abortion, allah, america, angel,

Premium Member One Nation
One Nation

It started in one moment. 
It was not expected by all.
There was a clamor, of glamour…
Among those perceived higher than others, 
By they themselves.

While...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: allah, america, angel, appreciation,