Funny Free Verse Poems

Isn't it weird that I say multiple names a day, but my breath catches only when I say yours?
Isn't it weird how people try to...

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I am no longer of use.
That much is clear.

They pass me by like I’m furniture—
just another shape gathering dust
in the corner of the kitchen
where light...

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This is a story of wee mental Blair minty Wilson, 
he was a father a brother a nephew an uncle a cousin and one true...

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A ghost set out one moonlit night,
His tattered sheet made quite the sight.
He’d planned to haunt with eerie flair,
But his faint glow was thin and...

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Can you make a friend— like a craft project?
I know, I hear this parental voice, “just be yourself.”

All of my classes this semester will be...

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Stupid Art. Intelligence

AI Could Say
Anything I See
With Ease And
Ambivalent
Opportunity.

Random Chance
Has It Every
Which Way
In Mood And 
Flavorful Favor.

Yum. Yum.

Every Measurement
Made In Units Or
Measureless - It
Knows All...

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All For The Thought of Sex

Make the beast with two backs,
Give a girl a green gown,
Let's rock the bed and shake the sheets,
Sometimes it sounds...

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Seeing the beauty of the morning sunrise,
then seeing the colorful sunset at the end of my day.

Making someone laugh when I go shopping,
seeing their face...

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I have to come clean as I return to see 
your ashen corpse and dried leaves  
My survival became more important than yours 
but...

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You know why Hippos and Rhinos 
never get heart attacks?
Because they don’t 
stir-fry their veggies in oil,
Nor add salt or sugar 
to their desserts.

You know...

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She said I love you.
I said I love you.
The waitress said I love you.
The table of ten said I love you.
Am I in a movie?
Will...

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i’m on the floor
not by choice,
but by gravity
and the kind of despair
that smells like vodka
and the day’s last meal. 

the room spins,
those ethnic carpets under...

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Nothingness knows my name…

It shames me even when i’m in the middle of everyone 

I lost all hope hopping for the kindest gestures

I’ve crawled between...

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The whittle mind of self-reflection
Within a tiny bit of self-doubt
Coming from a stressful day
Life has its ups and downs that way
Can't say I enjoy it
can...

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Accidental Joke

There's Not
Much More
I Can Say About
That.

I Mean:
NOTHING Is ALWAYS
Going To Be Funny:
You KNOW.

Hah-Hah-Hah...

It Was An Accident!

Relax:

I Think I Mean:

Me.

-Gray Squirrel

05-15-2025...

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