Husband Footle Poems

He felt
     in love

     So deep
 at first

She’s much
        ...

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HUSBAND


           FATE
           MATE



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Midnight,
just right,

Diet,
Fry it!

Watch back,
sneak snack,

Lights off,
don't cough,

Get chips,
and dip,

Food loud,
crunch sound,

Hear noise,
lose poise,

Heart pounds,
chip mounds,

Husband,
sudden,

Lights on,
food gone,

You cheat,
dog eats,

Roll eyes,
he sighs.



3-21-17...

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His Cheatin' Heart

We meet
  so sweet

First kiss
  pure bliss

Red rose
  propose

Vows said
  he's dead

He strayed
  I flayed


#____#____#____#
 October 24th, 2016
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to my wife Vanessa

I celebrate you---
For just being you and only you,
Keeping it real
As I celebrate you.

Now that you are growing older,
Wiser,
Better,
I do celebrate you.

For...

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Puppy Love

puppy
fuzzy

puppy
buddy

puppy
cuddly

puppy
tubby

puppy
fluffy

puppy
lucky

pup plays
pup stays

pup grows
pup knows

pup chews
my shoes

sad look
I'm hooked 

Inspired by Casarah Nance contest micropoetry ain't that tweet
Written: August o6, 2015...

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football
is all

crowd roars
kick soars

a pass
at last

man cave
men crave

cold ones
at once

demand
she panned

but serve
the beer

and chips
for dips

hubby
must pee

walks out
on lout

and shops
till drops

lonely
lady

returns
and learns

the lout
passed out

flat beer
oh dear

the...

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one wink
we link

love tweets
so sweet

first bait
one date

top wish
first kiss

take me
I'm free

have me
o'er knee

silk sheets
two greet

in bed
loves said

roses
poses

legs ride
in tides

stem rise
rose sighs

gold ring
no fling

we're wed
hearts fed

kids...

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Yummy
Mummy

Chubby
Hubby

Jumping 
Pumping

Moaning
Groaning

Huffing 
Puffing

****** 
Sarcasm

Wants more
Loud snore
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OVERWEIGHT HUSBAND:

Chubby
Hubby

FLABBY STOMACH:

Jelly
Belly

A WELL PADDED BOTTOM:

Cushy
Tushy

WINNIE THE POOH ON A DIET:

Skinny
Winnie...

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As lad
And cad

Big breast
Are best

Now old
I’m told

By Sal
My gal

No way
She’d say

Big breasts
Digest

You stoop
They droop

Then sag
Then drag

My back
Ack, ack

Big breast 
Not best

Deduce?
Reduce!

Next up
Small cup

You guessed
Protest?

No way
I’d...

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Blame game

Same shame...

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