Big Breast Footle

As lad
And cad

Big breast
Are best

Now old
I’m told

By Sal
My gal

No way
She’d say

Big breasts
Digest

You stoop
They droop

Then sag
Then drag

My back
Ack, ack

Big breast 
Not best

Deduce?
Reduce!

Next up
Small cup

You guessed
Protest?

No way
I’d say

Big breast
Not best

The test?
Love nest!

Mdailey	2/8/12
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Dietrich Avatar
April 6, 2013 at 5:23 PM
what the hell? Was this not a winner in the contest on footles? it was GREAT. If you were in the contest, you should have been on that winners list.
Gorelick Avatar
February 8, 2012 at 11:12 AM
Ok, I admit Im smiling...to funny. BG
Poet Avatar
February 8, 2012 at 7:11 AM
Nice humorous footles.Enjoyed very much.
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