Limerick Football Poems

coffee is a football mug

watch me as i chug-a-lug

no matter what team

bring on the steam

serve it next time in a jug.
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Mama’s Thanksgiving plans went awry.
Football lovers might understand why.
Mama called for the blessing.
Everyone was obsessing 
over touchdowns. Mom uttered a sigh.

“Keep the food warm till...

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Grandma burns the food and is no cook 
She needs to stick to reading a book 
Fire covers the turkey 
It tastes like beef jerky...

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How did you become featherless
Angels are always blessed and do bless
Standing too close to the fire
Devil got me in a crossfire
Make sure you always tell...

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The woeful Chicago Bears football team
  Hibernated in caves this June to dream
    Of winning their first game 
  ...

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Guess you and I can finally meet
After sending me tweet after tweet
I am in love with yellow
Cover me in fun jell-o
My wonderful ripe banana treat...

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The ‘lionesses’ lost to Spain
Spain’s players are quaffing champagne
I may be unkind
But was the ref’s blind
My reasoning may be insane

I googled the Penso surname
The origin...

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What is FIFA? I google to see
because football means nothing to me.
Whether football from here
or world soccer, it’s clear
facts and figures from me there won’t...

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Quote By Poet "When having writer's block, try reading a book for creative ideas."

Reading is my favorite past time
Even if it is not a rhyme
Books...

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I hope I am appealing to you
See I am big and yellow not blue
You hunger for sweets
I could be your eats
You pealed and ate me...

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When I fell asleep I had a wild~ bizarre dream,  
My bathtub was filled up with wonderful ice cream.
All my favorite flavors are in...

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Today, when I started to write,
before I turned on the desk light.
My pen had taken a poop,
the blue ink needed a scoop.
A mess on my...

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All this skin holds my body 
working or as a homebody 
what a miracle it is 
do not give me a quiz 
now I need...

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Like an shiny apple's rind, 
my outer body all can see.  
Like an apple's fruit,  
I hold many secrets.  
Seeds and beliefs...

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Mother's Day is almost here,  
this is for my wonderful ~ loving dear.  
You work from sun up ~ sun down,  
as we act like a clown.  
You deserve...

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