Limerick Football Poems

He's weird with a beard like a brute
Yet Travis with Taylor is cute
We hope she's not miffed
If he is too swift
In bed in his red...

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A football player named Zay
Made an exceptional play.
The ref called it flaunting, 
But I thought it quite daunting.
Can't a guy celebrate a great day?...

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It's not the quarterback's fault
If his team was given salt
Missed chances and dropped balls
Which created some walls
The other team went on full assault...

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The quarterback did his thing
He played ball like he was a king
His players didn't step up
They played like a young pulp
Lost a chance at a...

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Oh boy, did my lions roar
They kept knocking at the door
Wouldn't quit or go down
To me, they're the best around
Putting Tampa's team on the floor...

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Football, for long a game of kicks, 
To viewers oft of bare fists, bricks,
At times a show of gun,
At others filled with fun,
But now more...

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coffee in a football mug

join us as we chug a lug

no matter the team

bring on the steam

next time serve it in a jug.
...

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Mama’s Thanksgiving plans went awry.
Football lovers might understand why.
Mama called for the blessing.
Everyone was obsessing 
over touchdowns. Mom uttered a sigh.

“Keep the food warm till...

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The woeful Chicago Bears football team
  Hibernated in caves this June to dream
    Of winning their first game 
  ...

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The ‘lionesses’ lost to Spain
Spain’s players are quaffing champagne
I may be unkind
But was the ref’s blind
My reasoning may be insane

I googled the Penso surname
The origin...

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What is FIFA? I google to see
because football means nothing to me.
Whether football from here
or world soccer, it’s clear
facts and figures from me there won’t...

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We live in a world: nor and for,
Wherein a game’s played like a war,
And a war like a game—
Winning the only aim,
Look at Soccer World...

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A college athlete striving for fame
Sadly found himself listed lame
Although he was sad
He felt really glad
He had the best seat for the game...

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An Englishman went to Qatar
For the football and bants in the bar
I'm here and I'm *****
And I'm after a beer!
He said. Oh. All together now....

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Herschel Walker's Republican stride
Tackles truth and shoves it aside
He'll smash facts and weave
To fake and deceive
Those who don't see how much he's lied

Author's Comment: What...

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