Limerick Football Poems | Examples
These Limerick Football poems are examples of Football poems about Limerick. These are the best examples of Football Limerick poems written by international poets.
Theres a flood today in Crick.'
Uncontrolled migrants; on the uptick'
There is football till morning.'
When they normally were snoring
And drunks in their, park being sick.'
He's weird with a beard like a brute
Yet Travis with Taylor is cute
We hope she's not miffed
If he is too swift
In bed in his red football suit
A football player named Zay
Made an exceptional play.
The ref called it flaunting,
But I thought it quite daunting.
Can't a guy celebrate a great day?
coffee is a football mug
join us as we chug a lug
no matter the team
bring on the steam
next time serve it in a jug.
Mama’s Thanksgiving plans went awry.
Football lovers might understand why.
Mama called for the blessing.
Everyone was obsessing
over touchdowns. Mom uttered a sigh.
“Keep the food warm till two,” Daddy said.
A huge turkey leg glanced off his head.
To the table, all scurried,
for they’d grown rather worried
Mama might next be hurling the bread.
The woeful Chicago Bears football team
Hibernated in caves this June to dream
Of winning their first game
But they exited tame ~
Green Bay Packers turned them into whipped cream
The ‘lionesses’ lost to Spain
Spain’s players are quaffing champagne
I may be unkind
But was the ref’s blind
My reasoning may be insane
I googled the Penso surname
The origin could be from Spain
Perhaps there’s some bias
So Spaniard's could Gaius
From watching finals I’ll abstain!
What is FIFA? I google to see
because football means nothing to me.
Whether football from here
or world soccer, it’s clear
facts and figures from me there won’t be.
My apologies to the contest sponsor!!
Herschel Walker's Republican stride
Tackles truth and shoves it aside
He'll smash facts and weave
To fake and deceive
Those who don't see how much he's lied
Author's Comment: What is it about football that some people like? I think the fans imagine themselves on the field crushing the opponent. It allows people to vicariously express their anger. The politicians seem to have adopted the football (or professional wrestling) mode of operation. It's not discourse any more--it's a violent display.
My neighbor is a real glutton
At a feast, he gobbled much mutton,
Besides other meat,
Ate piles of sweet!
Now his trousers, he can’t button!!
A Limerick About
Two Joe’s
Written: By Miracle Man
1/22/2021
Two Joe’s named Namath and Theismann,
now each is a Medicare criesman.
I've been thinking of late,
as a pro both seemed great,
but in college, got no Heisman.
A rancher in friendly State of Texas
proudly finds in his longhorn a nexus
between fighter bull’s mad crash
and Austin footballer’s dash,
through history page to Spain he takes us.
July 18, 2019
Syllable count : 10/10/7/7/10
(Checked on howmanysyllables.com)
Men and women weren't meant to live together
They certainly don't have the same priorities ever
Men watch Sunday football
Ladies, it's soaps making em bawl
If it wasn't for sex, there'd be no contact whatsoever
In our house, 'tis the season for football
Cheering our teams, jeering the ref's calls
But he's not the sort
To care about sports
So my hubby gets lonely every fall!
In the summer, some fans climb the walls
For a game that's been played many falls
And a player named Brady
Many folks found as shady
For some shifts in the size of his balls ...
An inspection made by Le Gendarme
Thus concluded, no cause for alarm
'Twasn't balls, frankly stated
Haters hopes were deflated
For the sake ... of his glorious arm!
~ 1st Place ~ in the "Celebrity Limerick" Poetry Contest, Tania Kitchin, Judge & Sponsor.