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Limerick Football Poems

These Limerick Football poems are examples of Football poems about Limerick. These are the best examples of Football Limerick poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Football Mug
coffee is a football mug

watch me as i chug-a-lug

no matter what team

bring on the steam

serve it next time in a jug.

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Categories: addiction, dad, drink, football,

Premium Member We Will Have the Blessing--NOW

Mama’s Thanksgiving plans went awry.
Football lovers might understand why.
Mama called for the blessing.
Everyone was obsessing 
over touchdowns. Mom uttered a sigh.

“Keep the food warm till...

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Categories: 10th grade, football, thanksgiving

Premium Member Funny Thanksgiving Limerick
Grandma burns the food and is no cook 
She needs to stick to reading a book 
Fire covers the turkey 
It tastes like beef jerky...

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Categories: football, family, food, friend, fun,

Premium Member Featherless Angels
How did you become featherless
Angels are always blessed and do bless
Standing too close to the fire
Devil got me in a crossfire
Make sure you always tell...

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Categories: football, angel, blessing, fire, humor,

Premium Member Bears Whipped 38-20
The woeful Chicago Bears football team
  Hibernated in caves this June to dream
    Of winning their first game 

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Categories: animal, dream, football,

Premium Member A Fruity and Funny Limerick
Guess you and I can finally meet
After sending me tweet after tweet
I am in love with yellow
Cover me in fun jell-o
My wonderful ripe banana treat...

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Categories: football, food, humor, love, sweet,

Premium Member They Think It's All Over - It Is Now
The ‘lionesses’ lost to Spain
Spain’s players are quaffing champagne
I may be unkind
But was the ref’s blind
My reasoning may be insane

I googled the Penso surname
The origin...

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Categories: conflict, football,

Premium Member My Football and Fifa Feelings
What is FIFA? I google to see
because football means nothing to me.
Whether football from here
or world soccer, it’s clear
facts and figures from me there won’t...

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Categories: football,

Premium Member Reading
Quote By Poet "When having writer's block, try reading a book for creative ideas."

Reading is my favorite past time
Even if it is not a rhyme

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Categories: football, poems, poets, words, writing,

Premium Member Banana
I hope I am appealing to you
See I am big and yellow not blue
You hunger for sweets
I could be your eats
You pealed and ate me...

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Categories: football, blue, food, fun, humor,

Premium Member Ice Cream
When I fell asleep I had a wild~ bizarre dream,  
My bathtub was filled up with wonderful ice cream.
All my favorite flavors are in...

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Categories: football, cool, dream, humor, sleep,

Premium Member Writing With Poop
Today, when I started to write,
before I turned on the desk light.
My pen had taken a poop,
the blue ink needed a scoop.
A mess on my...

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Categories: football, poems, poets, words, writing,

Premium Member My Bones Ache and My Heart Sings
All this skin holds my body 
working or as a homebody 
what a miracle it is 
do not give me a quiz 
now I need...

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Categories: football, body, life, miracle, song,

Premium Member Screen of Awareness
Like an shiny apple's rind, 
my outer body all can see.  
Like an apple's fruit,  
I hold many secrets.  
Seeds and beliefs...

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Categories: football, fruit, joy, life, self,

Premium Member To My Loving Dear
Mother's Day is almost here,  
this is for my wonderful ~ loving dear.  
You work from sun up ~ sun down,  
as we act like a clown.  
You deserve...

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Categories: football, celebration, fun, love, mother,