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Limerick Football Poems

These Limerick Football poems are examples of Football poems about Limerick. These are the best examples of Football Limerick poems written by international poets.


Super Bowl LV
COVID-19 Instant Replay:
The Super Bowl at Tampax Bay
Where Patrick & Tom
Can stage their sitcom
No matter what the doctors say...

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Categories: football, health, sports,



Premium Member Two Joe's
A Limerick About
Two Joe’s
Written: By Miracle Man
1/22/2021

Two Joe’s named Namath and Theismann,
now each is a Medicare criesman.
I've been thinking of late,
as a pro both seemed...

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© Tom Wright  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: football, sports,

Premium Member My Car

My car hit the ice                    ...

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Categories: football, car, humorous, winter,

Premium Member Christmas Shopping

Been Christmas shopping my dear,                    ...

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Categories: football, christmas, giving, humorous,

The Washington Sunburns
The Washington Sunburns can't play
With COVID-19 in the way
But those in the pink
May go to the clink
If God's little children hold sway!...

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Categories: discrimination, football, sports,



Premium Member Texas Longhorn

A rancher in friendly State of Texas
proudly finds in his longhorn a nexus
between fighter bull’s mad crash
and Austin footballer’s dash,
through history page to Spain he...

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Categories: analogy, football,

Premium Member Sunday Afternoon Football


Men and women weren't meant to live together
They certainly don't have the same priorities ever
Men watch Sunday football
Ladies, it's soaps making em bawl
If it wasn't...

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Categories: football, sad,

Premium Member Football Widower
In our house, 'tis the season for football
Cheering our teams, jeering the ref's calls
But he's not the sort
To care about sports
So my hubby gets lonely...

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Categories: football, games, sports,

Premium Member The GOAT

In the summer, some fans climb the walls

For a game that's been played many falls

     And a player named Brady

 ...

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Categories: celebrity, football, humorous, sports,

Premium Member RUNNING MEMORIES
My dear dad’s wearing his letter jacket,
Running football in his ageless bracket.
Stars in his eyes not too wise.
Mama sees through his disguise.
Open arms, she intercepts...

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Categories: age, dad, football,

Soccer
A pretty Welsh girl in Caerphilly
Was invited to play ball with Willie
One kick to his ball
Caused Willie to fall
So she thought the game was quite...

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Categories: football, fun, games, silly,

Football Fan



There once was a football fan from Philly
     Who was known for being very silly
      During...

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Categories: football, funny, humor,

He's football mad
                        ...

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Categories: football,

Premium Member ROONEY YOU LOONEY
A player whose name rhymes with Clooney
Got drunk and then drove - what a loony
Spent the night locked in jail
When released he looked pale
The outlook...

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Categories: car, drink, football, humorous,

Premium Member Playing Football
 Playing Football - A Children's Poem


There once was a lad from Baghdad

who sat in dad's Porsche, a fad.

He liked to play footie

with ball he'd...

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© Julia Ward  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: football, boy, car, father son,