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Limerick Football Poems

These Limerick Football poems are examples of Football poems about Limerick. These are the best examples of Football Limerick poems written by international poets.

Texas Longhorn

A rancher in friendly State of Texas
proudly finds in his longhorn a nexus
between fighter bull’s mad crash
and Austin footballer’s dash,
through history page to Spain he...

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Categories: analogy, football,

Premium Member Sunday Afternoon Football

Men and women weren't meant to live together
They certainly don't have the same priorities ever
Men watch Sunday football
Ladies, it's soaps making em bawl
If it wasn't...

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Categories: football, sad,

Premium Member Football Widower
In our house, 'tis the season for football
Cheering our teams, jeering the ref's calls
But he's not the sort
To care about sports
So my hubby gets lonely...

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Categories: football, games, sports,

Premium Member The GOAT

In the summer, some fans climb the walls

For a game that's been played many falls

     And a player named Brady


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Categories: celebrity, football, humorous, sports,

My dear dad’s wearing his letter jacket,
Running football in his ageless bracket.
Stars in his eyes not too wise.
Mama sees through his disguise.
Open arms, she intercepts...

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Categories: age, dad, football,

A pretty Welsh girl in Caerphilly
Was invited to play ball with Willie
One kick to his ball
Caused Willie to fall
So she thought the game was quite...

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Categories: football, fun, games, silly,

Football Fan

There once was a football fan from Philly
     Who was known for being very silly

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Categories: football, funny, humor,

He's football mad

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Categories: football,

A player whose name rhymes with Clooney
Got drunk and then drove - what a loony
Spent the night locked in jail
When released he looked pale
The outlook...

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Categories: car, drink, football, humorous,

Premium Member Playing Football
 Playing Football - A Children's Poem

There once was a lad from Baghdad

who sat in dad's Porsche, a fad.

He liked to play footie

with ball he'd...

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© Julia Ward  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: football, boy, car, father son,

Premium Member For Football Fans
All emotions and hopes exchanging through a common fax
singing songs of victory and toasting a beer to relax
priding on a rich history
moving in one chemistry

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Categories: football, life, soccer, sports,

Premium Member Manning Vs Brady
The naysayers said Manning was too old,

     And under Brady's pressure he would fold.


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Categories: football,

Cleveland Fan
I know of a football team called the Browns
They are the laughing stock of many towns
While their players get smoked
Their Dawg Pound fans get toked

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Categories: football, humor, sports,

Premium Member Limerick crochetes: Once Warrior Fifteen from down under
Limerick crochetés: Once Warrior Fifteen from down under

Once Warrior Fifteen from down under
Trained so hard Hakka to outclap thunder
	Scared s..t off rivals
	To reach the Finals

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© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: england, football, humor, military,

The Hayne Plane
The Hayne plane took America by storm,
The Yanks soon realised he was not the norm,
He dodged through gaps
As he downed his flaps,
The opposition looked quite...

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Categories: football, humorous,

Premium Member Eulogy for a Quarterback's Reputation
We're angry!  What sports fan can blame us?

There hasn't been one loss for Jameis

     But off-the-field ruckus


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Categories: football, humor, sports,

Premium Member Big Stud-On-Campus
He was the big stud-on-campus, was Todd,

   Until he was nabbed smokin' somethin' odd!

      Coach booted him from...

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Categories: football, humorous,

Drew Threw
Drew Brees threw with ease
For Who-Dats to please
But never encroach
Upon the head coach
In spite of their pleas...

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Categories: football,

There was a man fom Nepal

There was a man from Nepal
Who loved to play football
He kicked it one day
It flew far away
Scoring a goal  in Senegal...

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Categories: football,

Monday Night Football
It is now the season of fall.
Are you ready for some football?
It comes on Monday night.
A spectator’s delight.
There is excitement and fun for all.


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Categories: football, seasons, sports,