Limerick Football Poems
These Limerick Football poems are examples of Football poems about Limerick. These are the best examples of Football Limerick poems written by international poets.
A rancher in friendly State of Texas
proudly finds in his longhorn a nexus
between fighter bull’s mad crash
and Austin footballer’s dash,
through history page to Spain he...
Sunday Afternoon Football
Men and women weren't meant to live together
They certainly don't have the same priorities ever
Men watch Sunday football
Ladies, it's soaps making em bawl
If it wasn't...
football, games, sports,
In our house, 'tis the season for football
Cheering our teams, jeering the ref's calls
But he's not the sort
To care about sports
So my hubby gets lonely...
celebrity, football, humorous, sports,
In the summer, some fans climb the walls
For a game that's been played many falls
And a player named Brady
age, dad, football,
My dear dad’s wearing his letter jacket,
Running football in his ageless bracket.
Stars in his eyes not too wise.
Mama sees through his disguise.
Open arms, she intercepts...
football, fun, games, silly,
A pretty Welsh girl in Caerphilly
Was invited to play ball with Willie
One kick to his ball
Caused Willie to fall
So she thought the game was quite...
football, funny, humor,
There once was a football fan from Philly
Who was known for being very silly
ROONEY YOU LOONEY
car, drink, football, humorous,
A player whose name rhymes with Clooney
Got drunk and then drove - what a loony
Spent the night locked in jail
When released he looked pale
football, boy, car, father son,
Playing Football - A Children's Poem
There once was a lad from Baghdad
who sat in dad's Porsche, a fad.
He liked to play footie
with ball he'd...
For Football Fans
football, life, soccer, sports,
All emotions and hopes exchanging through a common fax
singing songs of victory and toasting a beer to relax
priding on a rich history
moving in one chemistry
Manning Vs Brady
The naysayers said Manning was too old,
And under Brady's pressure he would fold.
football, humor, sports,
I know of a football team called the Browns
They are the laughing stock of many towns
While their players get smoked
Their Dawg Pound fans get toked
Limerick crochetes: Once Warrior Fifteen from down under
england, football, humor, military,
Limerick crochetés: Once Warrior Fifteen from down under
Once Warrior Fifteen from down under
Trained so hard Hakka to outclap thunder
Scared s..t off rivals
To reach the Finals
The Hayne Plane
The Hayne plane took America by storm,
The Yanks soon realised he was not the norm,
He dodged through gaps
As he downed his flaps,
The opposition looked quite...
Eulogy for a Quarterback's Reputation
football, humor, sports,
We're angry! What sports fan can blame us?
There hasn't been one loss for Jameis
But off-the-field ruckus
He was the big stud-on-campus, was Todd,
Until he was nabbed smokin' somethin' odd!
Coach booted him from...
Drew Brees threw with ease
For Who-Dats to please
But never encroach
Upon the head coach
In spite of their pleas...
There was a man fom Nepal
There was a man from Nepal
Who loved to play football
He kicked it one day
It flew far away
Scoring a goal in Senegal...
Monday Night Football
football, seasons, sports,
It is now the season of fall.
Are you ready for some football?
It comes on Monday night.
A spectator’s delight.
There is excitement and fun for all.