Fleas Poems - Poems about Fleas

I think that I shall never see A bug as ugly as a flea. A flea whose chewing mouth is prest against the doggie’s hairy chest. A flea that bites the beast all day, And lifts its bristled legs to prey. A flea that will in summer tear A bloody hole where doggie’s bare. Upon whose body germs abound And parasites throughout are found. Pets...

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I like spiders and I like black ants. For fleas and lice, I take another stance. Sometimes, I wonder if they admire us. The same question goes for a virus. Neither foolish fleas and lice, spread by mice, Nor black ants and spiders, heed my advice. Disgusting dirt and dust cannot defend Against a vacuum cleaner's business end. I'll add one more...

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In magnificent memory of Vee See’s zaniest chimpanzee Probably discussed by merry monkey’s chipping chickadee Readily and aptly apparent by three who seldom agree Incredibly supping with Mamie, Marjorie and Mr. Paul Klee Please pass the honey and the light brie said brazen bumblebee. No one capably eats brie with lemon tea said a flickering flea. Advice is free but listen,...

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The Israelites fleeing Mt. Sinai like children at the final school bell When the Lord quickened their pace to Israel 'We can't run fast enough,' they yelled ______________________________________ See Numbers, Chapter 10, verses 35-36. Then view Chapter 11, verses 1-3, and commentary thereto....

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birds with many bees had been fleecing fleeing fleas who were in tall trees...

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I need no dog, the arrogant, annoying flea biter said. He promptly did a summersault on his sweet head. Well don’t look at me, said the old man flea Lee. I am biting flesh right now, but no dog I see. The dog gave a yelp and scratched a hole in his back. But he was not as quick as...

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He sits and scratches With endless scratching They cover him in patches Hope they aren’t catching He struggles with them Longing to destroy their eggs They darken and condemn Creeping and crawling with long legs He dreads this affliction Which comes to him often Yearning for their eviction His heart would surely soften He is the dog of my dreams Yet he begs and he pleads For relief...

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DON'T LOOK FOR FLEAS ON ME Poet’s life is not at all easy. Nobody seems to need his poetry. For some people he is cheesy – An ape fallen from a tree. I decided not to be a poet. «Attaboy, better save your nerves! » Said my wife when I told her that. I...

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FLEAS Alarm clock shows Saturday 7 30. Yes, please! More sleep - a professional delight for this catcher of fleas. For the present, I’m working from home at my ease And my career may be in permanent economic squeeze. Before Covid,my daily branch-swing to work took...

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On the isle of Bora Bora Ancient are the crafts that lie there. White beaches beckon those who linger and those who taste the salty air. I met a girl there on that island. Later she became my wife. Now aged and wrinkled yet still a beauty my companion for all my life. Now our grand sons, four moreover dig sand fleas on that...

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Shirley has a flea circus She keeps in a bag she bought She ties the bag shut real well So escape for them is naught A rendition of Hamlet They would play for all the nerds All on top of a scrabble board She calls it, a play on words! She had those small actor fleas In that bag that she had got So...

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Biting Fleas and Mosquito- A Haiku on the mosquito before spruce biting flea flies the cottonwood tree ~ once again bitten all over my arms and neck by those mosquitoes 5/14/19...

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There was once a young hound 'hounded' by fleas, As countless as the stars in Pleiades! He was one dismal young whelp, And he barked with a loud yelp: ...

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These fleas... Scratch, Scratch Baby fleas, About to hatch. Big fleas, I can scratch them with ease- But little fleas GEEZ...... All I can do is... Scratch, Scratch. Fleas FLEAS, Go away, Running over my back, All night and day. Infesting my hair, I'm just glad I don't wear underwear ! Scratch SCRATCH You rotten fleas, Piss off, Please PLEASE What's this? Where are you taking me? WATER!!! Not again Oh, But that smelly shampoo- Will make...

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I think that I shall never see a beast as loathsome as a flea. A flea whose hungry mouth consumes all the blood that it exhumes. A flea that gets into my hair and makes me scratch 'til I am bare. A flea that makes me itch all day and irritates in every way. Upon whose head curses we rain; whose biting we have...

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