Short Fleas Poems

Bugger off Shingles!
Go away fleas! I don't need
Itchy skin disease!...

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birds with many bees
had been fleecing fleeing fleas
who were in tall trees...

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coquettish manners
all dressed in fur and mewstique
tufts of fancy fleas...

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humans ...   little fleas

              no universal import

                   arrogance filled pests...

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patience is all i have to explode in your world
as my screams and sorrow won't chase the fleas
but the rain today pouring will bring me peace...

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Choices We Make
Haiku: by Tom 
1/12/2021

If you lie with dogs,
"faster than small town gossip,"
you'll wind up with fleas.
...

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A parasitic disease,
Corrupting the beauty.

They are nothing but fleas-
In this scape of a city.

Baring the worst sin :
Being born a lowly
Human....

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Is that a flea on me?
Get off of me you flea
'Cause I'll crush your crust
And I'll flick your dust
Then You'll see I don't like fleas


Rockman  :-)...

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dog catcher ferguson jeeves

found a new job raking leaves

since he turned eighty one

neighbors now have more fun

he's no longer spreading fleas.
...

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Poetrysoup's Jan is quite a lass
Whose poetry is always first class
She writes ditties with ease
About mountains and fleas
Nothing phases her pens brilliance...

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On Saturday I went shopping
Where someone's fleas were still hopping
I don't wish to give blood
To fleas jumping from crud
Go somewhere else for flea swapping!...

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The greatest joy in life has to be
To go for weeks without any fleas
Armpits attract
Alluring in fact
On second thought, maybe I'm just a slease...

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monkey wrinkle nose
twitches curls it hairy lips ~
pick clean itchy fleas


11/9/2020

Any NEW Nature Inspired Haiku Poetry Contest.
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin...

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Ridicarus Icarus

I once told the story of Icarus
Who had a moustache so ridicarus
It ran down to his knees
and was riddled with fleas
Oh, what a ridacarus Icarus...

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Humans are like fleas
On this planet of created breeze
Your eyes will never see 
The whole diameter of the earth' degree 
Unless you are walking on the moon periphery...

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There was a pub called the Cross Keys
Well known for its pork pie and peas.
But the watered down beer
Gave drinkers no cheer.
And the seats were crawling with fleas.

...

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Hats flung, passing out
Seven years and student debt
Fleas, ticks and fur balls



18 June 2021
Sponsor: Line Gauthier
Contest: Bite Size Poem number 8...

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on the mosquito
before spruce biting fleas flies
the cottonwood tree

once again bitten
all over my arms and neck
by those mosquitoes

5/12/19...

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Who said that money doesn't grow on trees
You can't pick it anytime that you please
But throughout this recession
My dog's in depression
For to a circus I'm selling his fleas...

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My eyesight ain't good as it once used to be
Watch fleas mating, male down on his knees
Females screaming
Males gleaming
They yelled out something in Fleawanese...

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When I was a young'un full of beans
Used to skip rope and climb up trees
But since I got old
Noticed some mold
Appearing on my naughty parts as well as some fleas...

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Woof woof, puppy dog,
Have you any fleas?
Yes sir, yes sir,
As many as you please.

One for the black cat
And one for the white,
And one for the bully dog---
To itch all night!...

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Serene Night


Rolling in the gloom
Of my sleazy room
Blinking in the dark
Without a spark...
All BEINGS in repose
Save for their nose;
Like famished fleas,
I grope for ideas!!...

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When I was a young'un and full of beans
Used to skip rope and climb up trees
But since I got old
Noticed some mold
Appearing on my naughty parts as well as some fleas...

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My eyesight ain't good as it once used to be
Watch fleas mating, male down on his knees
Females screaming
Males eyes gleaming
They scream out naughty things in Fleawanese...

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