Short Fleas Poems
Short Fleas Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Fleas by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Fleas by length and keyword.
Parasites
Bugger off Shingles!
Go away fleas! I don't need
Itchy skin disease!...
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Categories:
fleas, body, funny, hurt, sick,
Form:
Haiku
Fleecing Fleeing Fleas Through Tall Trees
birds with many bees
had been fleecing fleeing fleas
who were in tall trees...
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Categories:
fleas, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Haiku
Call the Exterminator
humans ... little fleas
no universal import
arrogance filled pests...
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Categories:
fleas, environment, spiritual,
Form:
Senryu
Patience
patience is all i have to explode in your world
as my screams and sorrow won't chase the fleas
but the rain today pouring will bring me peace...
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Categories:
fleas, absence,
Form:
Free verse
Choices We Make
Choices We Make
Haiku: by Tom
1/12/2021
If you lie with dogs,
"faster than small town gossip,"
you'll wind up with fleas.
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Categories:
fleas, character, dog, truth,
Form:
Haiku
Humanity
A parasitic disease,
Corrupting the beauty.
They are nothing but fleas-
In this scape of a city.
Baring the worst sin :
Being born a lowly
Human....
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Categories:
fleas, humanity, sin,
Form:
Rhyme
Flea Limerick
Is that a flea on me?
Get off of me you flea
'Cause I'll crush your crust
And I'll flick your dust
Then You'll see I don't like fleas
Rockman :-)...
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Categories:
fleas, funny
Form:
Limerick
Retirement
dog catcher ferguson jeeves
found a new job raking leaves
since he turned eighty one
neighbors now have more fun
hes no longer spreading fleas.
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Categories:
fleas, autumn, dog, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, retirement,
Form:
Limerick
Poetrysoup's Jan
Poetrysoup's Jan is quite a lass
Whose poetry is always first class
She writes ditties with ease
About mountains and fleas
Nothing phases her pens brilliance...
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Categories:
fleas, anti bullying,
Form:
Limerick
Flee Market
On Saturday I went shopping
Where someone's fleas were still hopping
I don't wish to give blood
To fleas jumping from crud
Go somewhere else for flea swapping!...
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Categories:
fleas, word play,
Form:
Limerick
Slease
The greatest joy in life has to be
To go for weeks without any fleas
Armpits attract
Alluring in fact
On second thought, maybe I'm just a slease...
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Categories:
fleas, dream, inspirational,
Form:
Limerick
The Cleaners Then Generally Ate Mmmm
monkey wrinkle nose
twitches curls it hairy lips ~
pick clean itchy fleas
11/9/2020
Any NEW Nature Inspired Haiku Poetry Contest.
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin...
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Categories:
fleas, happiness,
Form:
Haiku
Ridicarus Icarus
Ridicarus Icarus
I once told the story of Icarus
Who had a moustache so ridicarus
It ran down to his knees
and was riddled with fleas
Oh, what a ridacarus Icarus...
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Categories:
fleas, giggle, nonsense, silly, word play,
Form:
Limerick
Earth Caliber
Humans are like fleas
On this planet of created breeze
Your eyes will never see
The whole diameter of the earth' degree
Unless you are walking on the moon periphery...
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Categories:
fleas, nature,
Form:
Quintain (English)
Swoon River
five sopranos float down streams
drift to sleep and each one dreams
floating on yellow cheese
with herds of small red fleas
each awakes to tuneful screams.
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Categories:
fleas, fun, giggle, humor, humorous, river, silly, song,
Form:
Limerick
Pet Plan
Hats flung, passing out
Seven years and student debt
Fleas, ticks and fur balls
18 June 2021
Sponsor: Line Gauthier
Contest: Bite Size Poem number 8...
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Categories:
fleas, education, pets,
Form:
Senryu
Biting Flea and Mosquito- a Haiku
on the mosquito
before spruce biting fleas flies
the cottonwood tree
once again bitten
all over my arms and neck
by those mosquitoes
5/12/19...
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Categories:
fleas, analogy, insect,
Form:
Haiku
Flea Circus
Who said that money doesn't grow on trees
You can't pick it anytime that you please
But throughout this recession
My dog's in depression
For to a circus I'm selling his fleas...
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Categories:
fleas, funny
Form:
Limerick
Fleawanese
My eyesight ain't good as it once used to be
Watch fleas mating, male down on his knees
Females screaming
Males gleaming
They yelled out something in Fleawanese...
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Categories:
fleas, language,
Form:
Limerick
On My Naughty Parts
When I was a young'un full of beans
Used to skip rope and climb up trees
But since I got old
Noticed some mold
Appearing on my naughty parts as well as some fleas...
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Categories:
fleas, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Woof Woof
Woof woof, puppy dog,
Have you any fleas?
Yes sir, yes sir,
As many as you please.
One for the black cat
And one for the white,
And one for the bully dog---
To itch all night!...
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Categories:
fleas, children
Form:
Light Verse
Serene Night
Serene Night
Rolling in the gloom
Of my sleazy room
Blinking in the dark
Without a spark...
All BEINGS in repose
Save for their nose;
Like famished fleas,
I grope for ideas!!...
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Categories:
fleas,
Form:
Couplet
On My Naughty Parts
When I was a young'un and full of beans
Used to skip rope and climb up trees
But since I got old
Noticed some mold
Appearing on my naughty parts as well as some fleas...
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Categories:
fleas, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Fleawanese
My eyesight ain't good as it once used to be
Watch fleas mating, male down on his knees
Females screaming
Males eyes gleaming
They scream out naughty things in Fleawanese...
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Categories:
fleas, hilarious,
Form:
Limerick
Running Outta Steam
Methinks I'm starting to run outta steam
Need some kooky stuff, to get back on the beam
Any brilliant ideas
My fine feathered fleas
Could lose my status as “lim-man” supreme...
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Categories:
fleas, silly,
Form:
Limerick