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Lasagna

...

Lo! Christmas feast starts with...
Layers of pasta sheets
Loaded with creamy sauce  
Lots of ground meat, cheese, herbs--
Lavishly stirred in wine
Labor of Mom's warm love ,
Leaving us yumm...

bonafide certified mommy-fied leaer of a dog pack

...I am a bonafide certified mommy-fied leader of a dog pack.
They currently sit at my feet waiting to see what we will do next.
Beau our newbie is the only renegade who keeps running from the pack.
...

Yuletide pageant merry go round

...Yuletide pageant merry go round

Panoply of mystical elements of holly day style 
breathe prez sense frostily exhaled aired
per millennia athwart 
(this terrestrial spaceship planet Earth)
two ...

Song of The Pygmy Three-Toed Sloth No 9: ABBA

...It's back to the wilds, for the unexplored
Panama's island, Pygmy Three-Toed Sloths.
Tree huggers, twenty hours daily, course, lots
of trees. Four of a kind, their fifth, record
as the smallest. ...

Espousing Irreverent Greed

...Espousing irreverent greed

Crafted one year ago today
yours truly – hopefully self plagiarism okay
worse case scenario, 
I would meet ill fate re: kenway
named after Assassin Creed 
Black Fla...

Trawl Tale of a Fictitious Seaman Told To Ye

...While on the topic 
of blood kith and kin,
I relate another 
fabricated poem about 
blimey bloke of a fisherman. 

Trawl tale of a fictitious seaman told to ye...

Courtesy webbed whirled wid...

Showtime

...Showtime

I'm over here
I'll buzz and ping
Until you break.
Let's do this thing!

I flash and chime
You'll never rest.
Give me attention
I am the best

I listen in 
Careless, you share
...

Espousing Irreverent Greed

...Espousing irreverent greed

Passive stance, but aye agreed
and did promise to pledge troth
faster than greased lightning airspeed
once the missus temporarily
ceased menarche regarding monthly b...

Virtue Dining Versus Silly Value Menus

...Midst exciting functional cooking session
provoking strong eating urges’ passion
my appetite strides for flavorful progression
brave to defy menus’ farting repercussion.

There’s sizzlin...

Paws On the Avenue

...Paws on the Avenue

Every afternoon ‘bout half past four
Paddy and I go out the door
No straying from our daily ritual.

Paws on Fido Avenue
Happy tails of sloppy kisses unmuzzled
Parade of c...

I'M Stupid-Fied

...My limerick star is low in the sky
I'm struggling of late and don't know why
Could be the weather
Knocked over with a feather
Need to get back on track, I'm stupid-fied...

Righteous Smart Left Hand

...Righteous smart left hand

Short lived amnesia 
(there's no app for that) found
his highness (ha... ha... ha... hm)
drawing a (figurative) blank
today January 54th, 2021,

when the misses ask...

Ritten

...not a biography
certainly not an
autobiography
but an audio
biography

here i am with her
dancing though
i don't dance
but my ears
do due to
her words 

play me
pluck me
like a harp
a...

Yuletide Pageant Merry Go Round Second Time

...tender petsmart impact, where world wide web populated 
with sacrificial pacification sans deity 
via oblation, immolation, flagellation appeasing Dominatrix
borrow wing, vis a vis amalgamated viz...

Junket

...James Dean junket drive
Up the bend away at Five
Met his end all plaster-fied
The Hollywood pied piper

Hellva lot better Dean
A young-man Diana been
No old man crapping in a diaper

But a t...

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