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A Fall, Y'All

Paula Deen, the Southern Queen, Known for decadent cuisine, Just revealed that she’s concealed Some news from which she hasn’t healed. This cook-show host was diagnosed With Diabetes, which engrossed Some former fans, whose current plans Include no dishes from her pans. Her food is fried or butter-fied; To cut out fat, she never tried. Some folks observe the food she serves Has given her what she deserves. In one regard, it must be hard – Her cooking lard must now be barred. With all this heat, she shouldn’t cheat, For we are truly what we eat!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012




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Date: 2/2/2012 7:42:00 AM
well spun one. congrats on a fine win
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Date: 2/1/2012 9:45:00 AM
Wonderfully amusing write. Congrats on your win : )
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Date: 1/31/2012 2:44:00 PM
Enjoyed your poem, Ilene. Congrats on your win! Love, Kim
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Date: 1/31/2012 12:37:00 PM
Congratulations on your super win today in Susan's "Little Viewed Jewels" contest Ilene. Love, Carol
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Date: 1/31/2012 11:13:00 AM
Congratulations on your win , like it but hungry now x
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Date: 1/31/2012 10:00:00 AM
Congrats, Ilene. Excellent piece. Enjoyed. Nice going. luv Ralph
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Date: 1/31/2012 9:43:00 AM
Congratulations on your win Ilene, best wishes Elizabeth
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Date: 1/31/2012 9:40:00 AM
I don't think anyone was surprised, but it is too bad anyway. Congratulations Ilene
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Date: 1/31/2012 9:37:00 AM
All that butter.....a pat at a time. Yes, it tasted fine, but a high price to pay. Her next show should be Lean Cuisine. Congrats on a fine win!!
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Date: 1/31/2012 9:23:00 AM
ilene congrats on your win, love the poem..David
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Date: 1/31/2012 8:57:00 AM
many congrats Ilene on a fantastic first place win luv...
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Date: 1/25/2012 6:02:00 PM
When I see pictures of her, she never looks skinny. You have described her very well in this work with some good rhyming.
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Date: 1/22/2012 11:06:00 AM
A clever, amusing, and well constructed piece. Good work.
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