Big Belly
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There is a man who had a big belly
That wobbled just like a bowl of jelly
It rocked the baby to sleep
Allowiing the wife some peace
Peace was a night on the town with Kelly.
His smil...
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Categories:
fibber, fantasy, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Fibber in Disguise
...AI is so clever, yet it often trips,
To hallucinate with fibs and skips.
But, don't get mad when it fakes and lies
For it's learned its lines from a billion flawed guys
Mere mortals in AI's fake,...
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Categories:
fibber, computer, internet, language,
Form: Rhyme
From Grief To Elation
...The human mind stores and sorts information,
creative ideas, feelings, and desires.
It's a launching pad for fear and frustration;
sentient beings, we're aware that life expires.
Feeling emotions...
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Categories:
fibber, allusion, emotions, feelings, how
Form: Rispetto
Male Slang Footle Names - final part
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Always on the Road
Trucker
Tucker
Feed that guy
Bony
Tony
A Boy Scout Always Prepared
Ready
Teddy
He’ll Put You Away
Jailer
Taylor
At the Valentine Date Auction
Gimme...
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Categories:
fibber, boy,
Form: Footle
W T F
...W T F
Let’s imagine somebody
naive as they can be.
What might they imagine when
WTF they see?
For someone on a diet
could it mean “Withhold the Fat?”
“Wash the Fridge” perhaps?
My mom wo...
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Categories:
fibber, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Jinxed Jesting Jejune Junior Jobber
...Jinxed jesting jejune junior jobber...
just jabbering gibberish (A - J)
Again, another awkward ambitious
arduous attempt at alphabetically
arranging atrociously ambiguously
absolutely asinine ...
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Categories:
fibber, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Free verse
Story Told By Hyena
...Where do you meditate? The animals queried each other.
I meditate in the pouch, the baby kangaroo said, inside my mother.
I meditate in the henhouse, as I give thanks for dinner said the fox.
I am...
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Categories:
fibber, animal,
Form: Rhyme
Slow Bows
...It’s quite compelling how the felon becomes the victim expelling any responsibility or failings
just innocence sailing the calm then encountering harm that false charm preventing any lessons or alt...
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Categories:
fibber, hip hop, rap,
Form: Rhyme
Afternoon Engagements Part 2
...part 2 of 2
“How’s school going?” Annick asked later, moving some of my fly-away hair out of my face - a trace of the maternal in her solicitous fussing - but I liked it.
“Easy peasy,” I said, th...
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Categories:
fibber, boyfriend, engagement, holiday, humor,
Form: Free verse
Ten Hut
...12/20/21
Ten hut!
Can't let up
Even though, it can get messed up
Really F'd up
Do not get fed up
Keep your head up
Stay sharp, don't get set up
Careful where a disagreement ends up
Heads...
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Categories:
fibber, dark, deep, life, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Double Talk
...The gardener said once I’ve chopped down this tree
Perhaps I could tidy your bush for a fee
Where the girl hit him is covered in bandage
He’s stood in the dock charged with suggestive language
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Categories:
fibber, allusion, rude,
Form: Rhyme
Classic Radio
...Classic Radio
I crave classic radio!
Boston Blackie and The Shadow;
Captain Midnight; Fibber Maggie and Molly;
Ace detectives fighting crime;
Or comedians making up limericks in rhyme.
Keep...
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Categories:
fibber, america, family, fun, history,
Form: Rhyme
Naked Moves
...Walks were more often comfortable without pure guilt
Words were left unsolved with masters of manipulation
We often slept with tremendous outfits with uncultured synonyms
My sweet sorrow was dis...
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Categories:
fibber, art, betrayal, character, dark,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Oh Heavenly Bible
...Oh heavenly Bible,
he stood there holding you
A fibber, a republican, the people choice
So many times I saw him at the podium
Jeering and coming up against the people of God.
Yet, not a bible n...
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Categories:
fibber, anger, anxiety, appreciation, black
Form: Free verse
Radio Days
...I reckon I'm revealing my age when about radio days I pen,
But I fondly recall listening to our Philco radio 'way back then.
What wondrous tales, mysteries and pure comedy from it flowed,
By simpl...
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Categories:
fibber, nostalgia,
Form: Rhyme
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