Fat Poems - Poems about Fat

If beauty is but skin deep, I prevailed upon her to construe, 'Does it lie in the eye of the beholder or, of the two which one is true?' For we can't judge the book by the cover, with but one look, as what's inside truly counts far much more than that. And tho' to me she bemoaned, 'I am big-boned' I've yet to see...

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The Cat in a Hat sat on a mat (the mat was flat) when Pat a bat who was fat (a flying rat) chasing a gnat (the gnat went zzzat) dropped in (splat!) for a chat (what a brat) but (tit for tat) was told to scat imagine that! (Moral of the story: Uninvited unwelcome) ...

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I was delivering triple meat pizzas to the fat lady, during intermission. The death happened before I arrived; you can check the cameras. I wish I had seen something, so I could help you in your investigation. Some of the singers are whispering about people they suspect. Line sneaked in here, and was acting odd, I have heard this...

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Does this outfit make me look fat? The crocodile asked the saleslady. A bull-speaker, gusher and a compliment-er was, this lying gal, Sady. You look marvelous, she said, I love the polka dots, stripes and plaid. The crocodile strutted around the three-way mirror, pompously glad....

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Leisurely running Scrumptious donuts and ice cream Pounds pile on me ...

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Fat crow eats early Frantic beak tears at the spoil No other birds eat ...

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they always ask me to stay a little longer, as if laughter came from my skin. as if I could be unlonely just by making sure no one else is. I fill the room, and yet I’m never in it. they love me most in photographs cropped at the waist— in group chats where I type like a mirror and vanish like fog. I am the pause...

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Fat Tuesday twelve hours remain~ to find a gluten free fausnacht! ...

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I’m too this, I’m too me, I'm too that, Too happy, too sad, too thin, too fat Why do you want to be with me, you louse? I am as irrational and deranged as the Winchester House. Your criticisms have been a long time coming. I can sing them in my sleep, they are always humming I am too weird, I...

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I love fat cat city, I fit in so incredibly well! This song was sung by Poindexter, friend from the dell. Here it is okay to have lusciously large thighs and hips We make fun of the teeny tiny cats unfed on ships I love fat city, where big fluffy toms dwell and pants aren’t creased Poindexter gave himself a...

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What should I do today Doing everything the same way Watching too much TV It’s putting weight on me Lack of movement causing pain Knees hurt due to weight gain My back hurts if I stand to long Clothes to tight especially my bra Sweets make my day Trouble putting them away No will power to keep at bay When I walk my body sways Going to...

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Dog my dog is such a spoiled brat he lays around and expects a pat then eats and eats and gets fat ...

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Deep bass breaths blue soothing strong Play me like Picasso piano all night long Nibbles at my ear are a peach love song So dear my heart cheers stringing me along My knees melt like Swiss cheese You fill all my gold holes Fuchsia feelings like destiny Embraces my heart jumpstart my soul I am a sandy song Which you determine kinetic key Like...

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Mafiosos love fat women insecure sensitive vulnerable this allow the men to pounce at strip clubs sadly all the women in my family are small size 7 shoes Italian Irish American women I cater to the mannerisms of mafia wise guys needing full figures fat women giving them an excuse to pounce I'm truly blessed...

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if you saw me the way i see myself maybe you'd get it. "count your calories, read the nutrition panels, diet, exercise," i know. believe me, i know. "it's for your health," turns into a chase after my... after your ideal weight for me. but you say it's mine. I'm afraid of dying because i worry they won't even be able to lift my casket. body positivity until you no longer fit into...

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