Fat Poems - Poems about Fat

...a big horned sheep’s horns have a curl. fat and thick, curved up in a unique swirl. It makes them look wise if you ask me. If they could speak, then you would all see. Wiser than owls or dolphi......Read the rest...

...We welcome you to Wonderland, there's fun for all the ages. The locals roam in circles when permitted from their cages. Amenities are costly, but they'll make your stay divine. Just don't for......Read the rest...

...Message for oldies, Fair and fat, selfies delete! Our faces look fat, Lard butts expand, beyond gross, Unhelpful, to say the least!......Read the rest...

...Which fish The scuba diver Is going after? The big one Or the small one? Which sheriff Is on trial today? The petty one Or the pretty one? Everyone must have its day In the Kangaroo Court. ......Read the rest...

...this surgery is never guaranteed some come away looking terrific they don’t publicize those left dead buried in a foreign grave my friends will take the risk dreams of being thin not me this ti......Read the rest...

...Mrs. Spratt was exceedingly fat, Hubby Jack was as lean as a bone. They both relished each meal With a great deal of zeal And even licked platters clean When the eating was done. Though not fru......Read the rest...

...Why is a word that can cause an argument. Why do I get stuck in the my head? Why do I have labels on my skin? Why are you being so dramatic? Why do talk that? Why aren't you happy? Why are you happy?......Read the rest...

...100 fears - but still OK Will you accept me When I admit that I am afraid of dying, Or inappropriately laughing, Or suddenly crying. And then there is the Fear of my emotional pain, Of......Read the rest...

...Every tourist shares a trait; they're walking, talking, f*cking bait Who fog up our Earth's finest places With fat wallets and fat f*cking faces If you live in a City or by the sea I'm......Read the rest...

...blossom of baby's breath soft white gorse crusted yellow weeping willow rush patterned lace  pasture in pastel green buttercup daisy comely cowslip mingle &mix in fellowship swaying pe......Read the rest...

...As a pebble from a rough rock, my existence began. Did I, devoid of destiny, have a peculiar plan? I was caught between the caves of waves and tricky boulders. The sun over the seashores was not l......Read the rest...

...that is a high society hat, fine and fierce the dragon said. I hope to have my own gorgeous hat before I am struck dead. This surprised the boy, who we will call little Ted. He called over his hat......Read the rest...

...You’re my banana split my favorite treat Rocky road chunky monkey and one more , Your 're my Pina Colada ,hard to beat Sprinkles,whipped cream,sauces I surely adore , The Pina Colada, a boo......Read the rest...

...fork brought up. This is how they treated all of the Israelists who came to Shiloh. But even before the fat was burned, the servant of the priest would come and say to the man who was sacrificing,"......Read the rest...

...Let me spin a yarn, reality, Failing the weight loss industry No binge eating any more, Comfort food had left the store, NO COOKIES!, so hard, Lettuce leaves by the yard, Must stop pretending, ......Read the rest...