Short Fat Poems
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Found Fat On My Waist
Found fat on my waist,
From eating done with much haste,
Sure did love each taste.
Jim Horn
get in shape
don't debate
run
don't be dumd
do it in the sun
be bold do it when its cold
don't be big like a rat
your too
FAT
Beryl was terribly fat
So huge she just wore a hat
This wasn't rude
She had to be nude
She could have done better than that
I always was a fool for you
Eating your lies with a silver spoon
Now I’m on a diet
But you still try it
Gagging me with a new ruse
A bulging belly balefully belies
the vanished vigour of youth;
happens to most of us.
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19 November 2018
I don’t identify as fat
But I can see my rear is that
Why be a fool
To thine own self be true
Loving me in distracting new hat
Message for oldies,
Fair and fat, selfies delete!
Our faces look fat,
Lard butts expand, beyond gross,
Unhelpful, to say the least!
Voracious eater
Courageously devours
Large quantities of
Oysters and snails
Drowning Them
Making no big deal of
His Edacious Manner
There was once a girl named Kelly
Who ate nothing else but jelly
It fell from her hands
Onto her pants
All she could see was her belly!
did you hear about the fat goat
who is captain of a small boat
when he sits down
you could possibly drown
it's a miracle it stays afloat
he comming soon
under the moon
he's a old goon
with the toy bloons
so stay tune
listen for his toot
he the
FAT MAN WITHE THE RED SUIT
Yes, nostalgia does exist,
I reminisce on slimmer hips,
As I look at us today,
All I really want to say,
Is, we got fat for football, eh!
reduce
caboose
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8/18/14 For Andrea's Contest: "Let's Keep Footling Around"
Ole Fat Robin bops
He jumps across the mown lawn
Gotcha! A plump worm
Winner 4th place: Brian Strand-1452 You Choose contest (3/18/26)
McDonald's and Burger King fare
Fuel obesity fair and square
Fast food tastes so good
We eat all we could
Truth be told, we really don't care!
A hamburger with the lot,
Is where all the fat got,
French fries are the same,
Cheeseburgers too pretty lame,
They all make your arteries clot.
Creeeek! He croaks at night.
The Fat Frog hops in green pond.
He swims in silence.
Winner Ninth Place: Brian Strand-My 1450 Poetrysoup (3/14/26)
fat
each cell
expertly
hangs on like a
brown leaf in springtime
clinging for dear
life, then falls
in a storm
gone?
tell the truth about you
things you must do
your appears got a change
you have weight gain
hey your just plain
big as house round like a rat
YOUR FAT
the dog and I are sitting outside
I sit in the sun; he tends to hide
I am like a fat cat, soaking up the rays
This is one of those non-moving summer days.
Once when I went to the store
Saw an old cat named Kitty Galore.
She sang and she pranced
And tried hard to dance,
But still remained just an eyesore.
Billy Bunter was a lad
Before fast-food became a fad
Ever ready to pass the buck,
Overweight,down on his luck-
Decided to 'borrow' his school mates' tuck.
The fat bass always bites last.
The fat bass is never fast.
The fat bass takes its time.
The fat bass waits in line.
The fat bass is finally mine.
Form:
From bottles, to cartons and cans
Can't we do better than that, man?
From paper to plastic, then to recycling
Let us now go from motor cars to bicycling
Fat Cat
Here lies a scoundrel, a fat cat.
He won’t stay fat where he is at… the dirty rat.
© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
January 24, 2010
Poetic form: Epigram