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Funny Farewell Poems

These Funny Farewell poems are examples of Farewell poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Farewell Funny poems written by international poets.

Waisting my time
Why are you getting tongue tied, 
why are you pushing me to one side, 
starting to feel a sudden divide, 
ignoring my texts how come...

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Categories: betrayal, confusion, deep, farewell,

So now is crunch time,  
There is no more entertaining any-more Sunday brunch times! 
There’s no...

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Categories: divorce, emotions, farewell, inspirational,

Premium Member Death
Quote By Writer   "Death is a one time visitor."   

Death always comes ~ sometimes quickly, some times slowly  

Date Written:2/7/2023  


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Categories: cry, emotions, farewell, hurt,

Premium Member The Cardinal and The Rose
I looked out my window and what did I see,               ...

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Categories: beauty, cat, emotions, farewell,

Premium Member Everything Bores And Bothers You
Roses, flowers and bouquets
Love, Honor, Peace and Respect
Verses, poems and literature
Spring, wind and nature
You are psychologically ill
You are as violent as an eel.

Everything bores you...

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Categories: farewell, abuse, betrayal, funny love,

Premium Member Farewell
It is now time for you to leave,                 ...

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Categories: farewell, goodbye, leaving, love, miss

I wish she was alive,
I simply wish she was alive,
The mother I lost a year prior,
If by some stroke of good luck God
Could defer her...

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Categories: farewell, anxiety, bereavement, death of

Premium Member for the love of cats
…is a cat not the totem of love

your physical contact generates feelings
were the neurons release 
the feeling for good vibes
peace, harmony 

by stroking soft gentle...

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Categories: farewell, allegory, allusion, analogy, art,

Premium Member Dear Betty White
Dearest Betty, we  miss you so much,
so many characters we got to know,
Your wonderful, unique, funny touch
A special one ~ "Rose's" Golden glow!

"SueAnn"made us...

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© Ann Peck  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: farewell, appreciation, celebrity, change, dedication,

Bleach in flask no need to mask
Immune to the virus, I am. 
I eat green eggs and ham. 
That I eat daily with a fork. 
Hah, science, I’m no dork!

I use...

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© Adam Segal  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: anger, farewell, funny, humor,

Premium Member My old van
I've just said goodbye to my van,
I shouldn't really cry I'm a man.
There wasn't really much I could do,
All the knocks and scrapes we've been...

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Categories: farewell, fun, funny, journey,

Dear Soon To Be Ex
I'd say that....(exhales)
I want to see you now,
because I honestly miss you, 
but I know that you're going to give me one of those "I'm...

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Categories: care, farewell, fate, for

Premium Member Good Bye My Friend
I heard the news,                     ...

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Categories: farewell, friend, heaven, tribute,

Premium Member Carolyns Next Adventure
William Shakespeare ’pon a cloud
Awaits the new arrivals
Heaven needs some poetry
And sea fishing revivals
A blinding light and newbies came
And smiling, wandered in
And at the front...

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Categories: farewell, remember, writing,

Permission to Kick Me Aside
I smile when I think of the energy I had back then.
Remember those times we'd walk til who knows when?
I've been there for comfort, support,...

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© Deb Adams  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: adventure, break up, farewell,