Estate Agent Poems - Poems about Estate Agent

...Why can't they fix the roof that is leaking onto me How about the gutters full of holes for all to see My windows no one can see out of,I wish a real estate agent could find me new buyers When peo......Read the rest...

...Renegade realtor dealt only with sellers sincere Harried under hammer results which rich revere Assured Lofty turned over listings like sausages Heat applied seared buyers, hankering hostages ......Read the rest...

...Daughter of fortune She is the daughter of a woman who found passionate love in Paris with an opera singer; now lives in her brother’s house and knows, in the end, life is about a haven of roman......Read the rest...

...Ghostly I sold my house to a Moldavian family the drawback was they had two small children the house came with two ghosts as everyone knows, only children and poets see ghosts. The children wer......Read the rest...

...Soot on LA highway signs. Billboard of you, a real estate agent. All endeavor slides toward inertia, extinction, forgetfulness. It’s very tropical. Vegetation invades the house unless constant ......Read the rest...

...House hunting was a challenge as the real estate agent drove me around, I specified that mid-century modern was my dream and hoped to find it, determined to be patient and not have a fit. At......Read the rest...

...Adhesive seems to screen, like a cage I found my being, Imprisoned you! Either intimidation or empowerment it slain, Land in towns,...fence all over queen, with one tree surrounded by forest, E......Read the rest...

...Squirrel agent showed him thousands of trees this particular client being very picky how about this one she'd plead no he'd say not enough leaves She'd say this one is nice but he'd disagree s......Read the rest...

...In my New England town our local Democratic Party runs everything. Some would argue these local celebrities and self-promoting treasures to posterity rather over-run everything, and surely we......Read the rest...

...I am house shopping with the required Buyer's Agent, also a fairly tolerant friend of mine. She likes to drive although not gifted with any sense of direction, until we hurriedly arrive, then......Read the rest...

...Mary, Jimmy, and Tommy had a garbage can lid full of charcoal burning. They were Homeless but they had each other. Mary was telling Jimmy how she managed to get the free charcoal from the Sa......Read the rest...

...Been eating medusa dates Lovely fat juicy ones I ate and ate them Oh my they were so good Why does my stomach feel ***** I thought the next day Oh my! to the bathroom I ran and sat , and sat ......Read the rest...

...The Legend of the Laughing Skeleton By Elton Camp The real estate agent didn’t want to show the place “The old farmhouse and barn are both a disgrace.” “Since nobody has lived there sinc......Read the rest...

...Morning light shimmers Floating dust welcome; Excited salutation World awakes Noisy traffic; Rush of work day Knock on the door Peephole lookout; Real estate agent Morning cuppa ......Read the rest...

...An estate agent from the Forest of Dean Was known to be terribly mean His clothes they would reek As he'd worn them all week But he was doing his bit to be green......Read the rest...