Squirrel Real Estate

Squirrel agent showed him thousands of trees this particular client being very picky how about this one she'd plead no he'd say not enough leaves She'd say this one is nice but he'd disagree saying too many squirrels means no privacy after weeks of driving around they got into a rut basically the squirrel agent about to give up As a last resort she showed him a human beings attic thinking this will teach him not to give me anymore static but her client loved it and moved in with his nuts living there till the humans evicted him with their mutts He finally said I'll have to stop being so picky moving into a cell tower right by the city saying this is great I now have a new home picking up great signals on his cell phone. And as for the real estate agent she turned in all her business cards going back to her old job as a squirrel crossing guard. 10-25-17