Erm Poems - Poems about Erm

... Once upon a time, or a few times per day, we ponder just how many ways in which we must die. There are forewarnings. Let's consider the simple fairy tale - did anyone do a scientific study......

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... Should we give thanks and praise? My dog doesn’t think so He licks my hand when hungry only to fall asleep when fed Barks to go outside and do his…. business mostly when I’m in bed Anyw......

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... Too little too late God said to me in this dream I had about fate So I asked him what did he expect, A goody two shoes a prophet a saint to be something I ain’t Not at all he ......

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...A conversation that ends as you sweep through the door I didn't quite hear, my position unsure So I'll make idle chit chat on your return Test the water, see what I can learn Oh maybe I imagined ......

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...I can't believe I thought that Gift wrapped my own brain For sentimental reasons And to avoid going insane Place thoughts in a letter Mailed them to a friend They sort out the odd bits Say......

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...So you’re an alien Well look at you! What the hell took you so long to get….. Stupid question! Don’t answer that I mean where on Earth did you come from, erm….. Another dumb question! Fo......

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...When you roll the ball to someone You can never know what happens next Most will roll it back in a game that is pleasant but becomes boring Others might demonstrate how clever they are and show ......

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...I've taken to cuddling up with the children In the garden hammock at twilight To watch the bats come out It's a great way to get them to chat We appear as the sun's setting Make ourselves comf......

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...This is my story about Menudo, and not the boy band Menudo Mexican Menudo soup, known as the breakfast of champions It’s what borracho’s, and Ricky Martin and all el mundo saludo Chili mix......

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...That's enough, sadness poems - be gone! (But we really really want to drone on...) It's getting tiredsome, the vibe's getting dull (I suppose it is samey, we have entered a lull) You're ......

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...of people are good ~ the minority are erm the minority......

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...I walk in the door, my dog is looking at me wagging his tail, sniffing around my shopping bags, He has that suspicious perplexed look on his face, Oh I’ve seen it many times before I know ......

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...Watching a film I see a face I recognise But cannot remember his name, which is no surprise. I ask my wife ‘hey who is this guy, what’s his name? Before we both go back and forth, playing this pec......

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...Anxiety stands on the shoulder of anxiety, on the shoulder of anxiety on the shoulder of……. wash my hands wipe that door handle scrub that work top spray, wipe, wash wipe, wash, spray wash, sp......

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...kings like when their subjects don’t want change, but gods erm ~ just change the subject By David Kavanagh......

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