Terry Flood Poet Rhyme

Kidnapped - For Slap the Muse Contest

Kidnapped. - for Peeking Through The Keyhole Contest

The hole where the key’s meant to go
Was vacant so I had to know
What was outside to be seen
But my captors weren’t all that keen

It seems I succumbed to a cosh
Cos someone was after some dosh
Nobody heard when I cried
Nobody knew I was tied

But I had a knife in my shoe
So I knew what I had to do
I managed to sever my ropes
That were tied by some Bond villain blokes

So what lay beyond yonder door
I silently traversed the floor
I peeked where the key had gone clunk
But all I could see was... erm... ‘junk’

And then what passed by was some fellow
I swear that that geezer was yellow
What was it I’d seen through that peep hole
When I saw Peking through the keyhole


31 December 2018
For John Lawless’ Slap The Muse Contest

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Line Gauthier February 13, 2019 at 4:14 PM Congrats on your win, Terry. A most pleasant win. Terry Flood February 13, 2019 at 5:15 PM Thankyou Line.

Jan Allison December 30, 2018 at 7:30 PM I absolutely adore the Peking punchline, so funny Terry:-) hugs Jan xx Terry Flood December 30, 2018 at 7:36 PM Thanks so much, Jan, for getting it. It gave me a giggle, but I wasn’t sure everyone would get the remit...