Interview with an Alien

So you’re an alien Well look at you! What the hell took you so long to get….. Stupid question! Don’t answer that I mean where on Earth did you come from, erm….. Another dumb question! Forgive me I’m just a bit nervous It’s my first time to interview a fully legit Alien I’m a Little green…. Man…! what’s happening to me I mean I’d no idea what to expect… And you look… so well erm…. Out of this World S#*t I’m at it again What’s wrong with me today Goddam! Ok….ok let’s start again you must have a name all Superstars… do Oh crap! Gotta pull myself together! Sorry I’m completely erm…. Star-struck Oh f@#* this! One last try Hey! are those Black holes your eyes or…. Son of a B!tch! It must be the Gravity of the situation Are you Binary or non… erm No wait! Please don’t leave This moment is so Special….. relatively speaking anyway (Anchor man yells) Cut Cut! This is one Supermassive f@#* up Somebody get this Nebulous idiot off the airwaves! Go to adverts…. These messages are brought to you by Universal…. blah blah……!