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Erectile Dysfunction Poems - Poems about Erectile Dysfunction

IyrinHealth Care

...Founded in 2020, IyrinHealth Care is a leading online pharmacy headquartered in New Delhi, India, with branches in the USA, UK, and Australia. We are dedicated to delivering high-quality, patient-cen...
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Categories: erectile dysfunction, usa,
Form: Free verse

Kneeling Without Feeling

...A loser from Effingham Junction
received, from the Pope, Blessed Unction.
When they ordered him, “Down!”,
“That I am,” said the clown,
“They call it Erectile Dysfunction.”
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Categories: erectile dysfunction, humor,
Form: Limerick



Syria's Christians and Haiti

...Syria’s Christians and Haiti

The first Christian church was built in Syrian,  as I write this the horror is killing them the new death cult regime in Syria, a cult we give money to, and not mentio...
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Categories: erectile dysfunction, age, allah, america,
Form: ABC

Premium MemberAvoiding Daddy Voiding Contests

...It is good to know what we resist,
but my best way of knowing
is by self and other showing
what we together
would more health wealthily
assist.

You might assume 
the only way to effectively ...
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Categories: erectile dysfunction, health, humor, integrity, peace,
Form: Political Verse

Impotence

...Impotence 

On a Friday night, after being dropped off 
By the combies paMushika-shika, I opted 
For a quick thriving by the darks, Ana sisi
Pamumvuri. A quick one to say to quench.
My absurd s...
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Categories: erectile dysfunction, allusion,
Form: Quatrain



Erectile Dysfunction

...On a dark Friday night, creature crawling 
The darkness silenced, frogs in swamps shuts 
Croaking and the hissing create muted at once
To perceive the whistlers whistling in turns 
PaMushika-shik...
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Categories: erectile dysfunction, allegory,
Form: Quatrain

My Health Is Concern Me and Also My Wife

...My health is concern me and also my wife.
Erectile dysfunction. And who knows:-Why?
To cure, she bought me Viagra pills.
I have my opinion. I bought her a treadmill....
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Categories: erectile dysfunction, health,
Form: Quatrain

Delight

...At once she paid a visit. In her colorful dress, so revealing and appealingly suited to her slendern torso. I to gaze the door way, mine heart pounded viciously,  a death knock. I was stunned. Then r...
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Categories: erectile dysfunction, appreciation,
Form: Prose Poetry

Aloe Vera

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It was a forties erectile dysfunction scare,
The home had become a war zone,
The warhead was damaged;
The wife was breathing fire,
Auntie Google pointed to Aloe Vera
For remedy with lit...
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Categories: erectile dysfunction, health,
Form: Alexandrine

The Enemy Among Us

...The Enemy among us 
 The western world has lived in peace for sixty years
mainly because of EU and shared horrid memories.
This has not been the Palestinians case who were
shooed away to give roo...
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Categories: erectile dysfunction, abortion, adventure, allegory, angel,
Form: Blank verse

Premium MemberImpotency Cure

...Throughout my marriage I struggled with a horrible ailment,
Penile Sexual Erectile Dysfunction,
and because of my chronic impotency,
my ex wife filed the papers and divorced me.
My divorce it tur...
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Categories: erectile dysfunction, health,
Form: Rhyme

Everyday American Irritations

...GROGGY BEDHEAD NO COFFEE SHUT THE BLINDS .... PRESIDENTIAL NO GOOD CHOICES TELIVISION SIGNAL GLITCH SMEAR ART CAMPAIGN... LATE NIGHT REHEATED RERUN RETWEEKED RETWEETED MORNING NEWS?....
MORE RAIN TO...
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Categories: erectile dysfunction, america, anxiety, celebrity, conflict,
Form: Blitz

Damn You Bastards With Water

...Dam you bastards with water; I think you all are coots
While I watch the weather everyday and plead for rain filled fronts
I’m not some greedy bastard, which wants to grow more grass
I need my sto...
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Categories: erectile dysfunction, animal, drink, farm, how
Form: Rhyme

Late Night Drivel

...I had my 65th birthday on Monday.
Here are some things that were clarified for me by friends.
I hope it is a sign from God that I can still learn!

False, "erectile dysfunction" isn't a labor dispute at the 
new high rise they are building downtown.

False, a "persistent vegetative state" doesn't send
representatives to the U.S. Congress and the Sen...
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Categories: erectile dysfunction, humor, satire, writing,
Form: Prose

It Is All

...breath
the very thing I require to learn from
Death
It is something I yearn
I think nothing else matters
when I am writing all heaven's doors open
Prophets words read upon my lips
I swear I have neve...
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Categories: erectile dysfunction, depression,
Form: Free verse

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