Eloped Poems | Examples

My Query as Found to be Airy

I have always been a bit wary
of Gary, Mary, Sherry and Larry
They each seem a little bit contrary
Fighting over blue, straw, or raspberry

I took this to Carrie, our head faerie
She thought my query was a tad bit airy
Looked it up in her faerie dictionary
Experts’ opinions appeared to vary

Enter an expert from a local dairy
his name was Smart Guy Mr. Perry
Sherry and I intended to someday marry
But count not agree on the right berry

Next, I consulted my wizard friend Hubert Harry
His preference is for a soft, dainty, pink raspberry
In the meantime. Sherry eloped with my cousin Terry
Now I have no use for them or Larry, Gary or Mary

Quick Witted Esmerelda

Esmerelda was brainy, bright, mentally keen
In the quick-witted department almost obscene
She’s sagacious, perspicacious, totally shrewd
To point it out, would be a teensy bit rude

We let her get away with things others would not try
Her brilliance intimidated more than one guy
She’ll stay single forever said her brother Ray
She fell in love and eloped with a lover the very next day

Buttercup Busybody

Buttercup Busybody’s behaviors burst beyond belief
Big, buxom, busty, she gave her dour daddy grief
Hosted Hamburger Harry’s Hoedown which featured beef
Eloped with Eddie Eardale, giving her parents some relief.

Broken

BROKEN
My heart in pain for broken it is:
The keeper of my heart left it's gate and eloped with it's key
The pain in my heart not so plain
It drained my sobs and tears
Couldn't scream
Couldn't shout
Couldn't Smile
Couldn't cry
Faking smiles physically
Producing gallons of tears Emotionally
My heart like a broken bottle
Can't be fixed 
Can it?

My heart as hot as hell
Burning with pain 
But still my smile remains....

Irish Piglet Fine

we pearl like pink carnations welcomed the Irish piglet fine
He had travelled to our village through the Eager Emerald mine.
His magic tricks were amazing, his positivity a light to shine.
He uplifted the whole village and eloped with piglet Clementine.

Let Him Explain

She wore uncertainty on her shoulder
    hesitation held back her shoes
  Twitches split her left forearm
    these emotions seeped into their news

  Let him explain, she considered
    nerves of steel need not preparation...
  In the pit of a parental boardroom
    one word ~ eloped ~ sealed their doom

His Struggling Life

From birth he grew and grew,
Growing up to a young man anew
Though was not the same
For the most he hoped in the beat eloped.

Everyone desires for the best
But much effort of man
Suffers riding the crest of the wave 
That ends in rest.

When will the joy be achieved?
When will the pain be relieved?
In the life 
That moves like a gazelle to end.

Just like the moon destined 
To chase the sun till end of time 
Same the struggle life remains difficult 
As nailing jelly to a tree.

Pope Elopes

I was riding the bus to work
One day,
When the fellow sitting next to me
Turned to say
There’s an interesting article
In the newspaper today.
I looked at him,
My curiosity was roused.
Page seven he he said, if you care to browse.
I unfolded my paper and
Turned to the page.
Two-words caught my eye.
As I started to read,
I scratched my head.
Was this a mistake,
I questioned myself.
But sure enough
It was true
A Pope eloped yesterday afternoon

The Lady Smithy

The Lady Smithy
By: Miracle Man
6/4’2023

The words she used were sharp and pithy,
she had huge arms, her being a smithy.
She didn’t stammer, 
and she had glamour,
She eloped with a man surnamed Withy.

Conclusion

The moon is revealing how someone's light could be eloped, even when there is much need for presence. How can it be sometimes that stars are so cruel to leave the moon alone in between the charismatic sky and earth?Why there is a circle in everything or everything is so confusing?That's why we got at last what we created. At the conclusion, nothing is fixed and nothing is temporary.

Shakespeare's Name Blame Game

A Capulet named Juliette
Exclaimed to her ardent beau,
"You're not to blame Montagu's your name.
By its nature a rose's aroma is sweet,
Though in nomenclature it be not so neat,
But wherefore art thou Romeo?
Why can't you be John, or Frank, or Ben,
Gregory, Justin, Bill, or Farley?
I'd even go for Joe, or Charlie,
Or Abelard, or even Sven."

"Hey, I didn't choose it, so please don't abuse it,"
The young swain gently pleaded.
"We must conclude our families' feud
If our love's to proceed unimpeded."
But those star-crossed lovers
Were destiny's fools,
They drank poison and ended up dead.
In that feud Shakespeare roped them,
When he could have eloped them,
And written those kids a happy ending instead.

Who Will Give You Away

the golden fish couple eloped near the sea
finding the singing snail, they told him with glee
could you accompany us for our big day?
I’ll do better than that said the priest snail, Gray.

I will sing all the songs, and I will perform the wedding too.
Are others invited or will it just be you two?
We are having a small ceremony, said the blushing bride.
Her husband to be took her arm, and stood by her side.

But who will give you away? Gray Snail Priest said.
It can’t be my parents, she replied. They are both dead.
I will ask my wife, snail priest told them. Here she comes now.
Their wedding on the beach was an absolute wow!

I Have Never Lost a Sock

I have never lost a sock
                 ’twas the dryer did the deed
From the prison of my drawer
                    It has somehow now been freed!

I have never lost two socks
                 Washers often need a snack
Either that or they eloped
                        Anyhow, they ain’t been back

I have never lost three socks
                On three wash days in a row
Conspiracy, I must profess!
                   The joke’s on me, I’ll never know



2/3/23

After YEARS of not losing a sock!
I am baffled!!!

His Last Role

A brilliant British actor, Rik Mayall
excelled as a stand-up comedian,
and displayed fireball creativity
to inspire actors by his approach to sitcom.

A pioneer in the form of alternative comedy,
he tragically ditched another relationship,
eloped with Barabara to marry her
in a rather dramatic manner.

A successful career ended abruptly,
when he died suddenly of heart attack.
The death many considered unexplained,
for he had a strong heart.

It’s not known if he was prompted
by his friends who took their own lives.
He played in tragi comedy scene his last role
to be a member of the 56 club.

______________

September 18, 2022
Contest : Tragi Comedy
Sponsored by : Joe Maverick

A Lost Ring

Beautiful daughter of my village President,
Was presented by her father gift very precious;
(Twenty grams of gold with diamond-stones content),
Gorgeous-looking with fine red-sapphire-strip, gracious...!

Merry, the girl went, exposing it to all,
Father felt proud, though mother grew a bit skeptic;
It's then, on her face, soon a cloud of gloom did fall, 
Hearing the story father grew like dyspeptic...! 

Pond, she said; while bathing; whole water they pumped out;
To the utter surprise of all, no ring they got; 
Mother, guessing daughter's ways, got many a doubt,
Shut her mouth, as she did not know the exact plot...!

On finger of neighbor-boy, the ring someone found,
Before the whole town knew, both eloped, safe-and-sound...!!!

27 June 2022

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