Pope Elopes

I was riding the bus to work One day, When the fellow sitting next to me Turned to say There’s an interesting article In the newspaper today. I looked at him, My curiosity was roused. Page seven he he said, if you care to browse. I unfolded my paper and Turned to the page. Two-words caught my eye. As I started to read, I scratched my head. Was this a mistake, I questioned myself. But sure enough It was true A Pope eloped yesterday afternoon