Eh Poems - Poems about Eh

WE ARE CANADIAN, EH? We came across the Bering Strait twelve thousand years ago. We didn't linger long up there – 'twas 99 below! We wandered south while looking for a Timmy's 'round each bend, Just something in our DNA - we are Canadian! We are our Founding Fathers, crashed the party Charlottetown, We reached a pact – led...

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Shall our neighbor to the Great White North become our fifty-first state? To be proudly crowned their eleventh province might prove a better fate Fresh air, clear lakes and grand vistas not to be beat Maro-O-largo/Maple Leaf Hotel would make such a grand winter retreat Call me a Tory turncoat if you must and I'll heartily agree Oh Canada, my...

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Is it wierd how my scars ache when I think of her (unbled blades, tap of streaming tears) Is it odd how I wish to kick, stab, bludgeon her (the dog hung within the gallows, mellow flesh hung low) Is it wierd how I cherish my lacking ability to see her (as a true mother, was she?) Is...

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No drama without moods No parties without food No dark alleys without crime No ninjas without slime No fudge without calories No Picassos without galleries No...

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certainties obviously... oblivious obviates... stan sand ...

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‘the sole surviving minnow floats recipe-laden toward the NGO* shark’ ...

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A complex domain Of subatomic particles And the dynamics of Physics which works predicts the existence Of a novel tetraquark Compositions of beauty Charm quarks and two-light antiquarks schematic predi- tions might one remind the other The introduction to Schematic. Strong forces from the exploration of centric functions. The visible; at the core of this Exploratory parts of exploration lies the enigmatic fundermental strong force. Central to this understanding are the therory of Quantum...

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An army of mites resides in our lashes With mouths and tiny claws Along the way during human evolution This surely must have been a flaw Astronauts strangely can't burp in space What kind of dribble is that A feline can have over a hundred kittens Now that's one pooped out cat Some atheists put up Christmas trees An identity crisis for sure A cow...

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The pressure is on, can't let a day go by Without writing a poem... that would be unthinkable The Poetry Police would be breaking down my door And exacting severe punishment Us poet guys are committed (or should be! LOL) A bit of humour there... Even on those days when it feels like we're brain dead We must call on all the...

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"drunken canuck roadside assistance" or "AA eh" perhaps i can 't cook with out a douse of what's not out of a moose's snout or what snot is not a boot or about but i know what i knew i now know now that then if your day begins then it should also end with a Guinness and an absolvo te eh men...

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am...tea empt-tea-ed now... so...sew me a...cof eh? black... with...three sweet-ners cof... to...sweet-nurse the...espresso...

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(cof...hrrmmph...an...infinity thought : ) thou ought not naught-nought knot-thought stans sand...

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I can't stop them, the words just keep flying out As if someone else is controlling my fingers And I just feverishly write them down and obey their commands Spooky eh! Am I destined for the funny farm or does this happen to others Please say yes! I don't want to go to the funny farm and sit in a chair...

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Computers are so annoying at times Almost like they're human it's a crime So what's the deal Is this fairy tale real Seems like computers are still in rhyme...

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The pressure is on, can't let a day go by Without writing a poem... that would be unthinkable The Poetry Police would be breaking down my door And exacting severe punishment Us poet guys are committed (or should be! LOL) A bit of humour there... Even on those days when it feels like we're brain dead We must call on all the...

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