Dunderhead Poems - Poems about Dunderhead

...Addends, minuend, subtrahends... all Greek to poor student long haired pencil necked freak. Damned (internal) revenue stream plus plugged egress equals flood of woe torturous suffocation of b......Read the rest...

...All of his life, Ralph was a dunderhead Foot in his mouth, whatever he said ~ 'I love water,' he told friends Here's how that would end ~ They dumped an ice-cold bucket on his head......Read the rest...

...(Sung to the tune of Gilbert and Sullivan’s "The Duke of Plaza Toro," from The Gondoliers) When all the land did take a stand When bugs we all were fighting He led the nation from behi......Read the rest...

...Many see figures up in the clouds I see them in towels and bedspreads My family groans and says, 'Dunderhead' ~ Jealous of the fun I have in bed......Read the rest...

...exercise a must, early workout in the dust stretches, push-ups pelvic thrusts onlookers think this a joke is this dunderhead really allowed to vote 10/18/2020 *As told to me by my s......Read the rest...

...So I drove the van down a walking trail, and slid into a ditch. The Officers with voices hale Began the walkers to regale With "Oh, no, he won't go to jail!" My van was tilt at such a pitch, ......Read the rest...

...Loosing (lou sing) the damn rumors... Torpedo style full speed ahead keeping me in suspense, what salacious gossip gets browned, buttered, rolled down the alley and bred into unsavory tidbits......Read the rest...

...Fido I took Fido out for a walk I knew that the neighbours would talk His ears stood up proud His breathing was loud And his teeth were like big lumps of chalk I bought Fido only last week ......Read the rest...

...I believe in friends, and forgiveness by way of overkill so I ran swiftly over, carrying my Minnie Mouse skateboard still. You could have ridden it, she said, coming to the door. as I slid in brow......Read the rest...

...(lesson taught during the foggy night of December 29th, 2018) Right there on the driver side front seat of locked car (2009 Hyundai Sonata if that adds mar soup pea el uber lyft, heft, distr......Read the rest...

...Jabbering Ignominious Hypocrite Gabbles - against the backdrop of gross unbridled viscous wracking zealotry bruiting extinguishing inherent national trust... Poetic Introduction: I wax and wa......Read the rest...

...Innocence of you, make me love you But you know that I can't go on this way For I am troubled by my own runway Trying to keep up the fan club People tell me you...are too good I know that I am......Read the rest...

... Late one night under a moonlight glow, I questioned my life and alter-ego, Am I the dunderhead that had it all wrong? Was I just a chorus in someone else’s song? Reminiscing to the vo......Read the rest...

... Late one night under a moonlight glow, I questioned my life and alter-ego, Am I the dunderhead that had it all wrong? Was I just a chorus in someone else’s song? Reminiscing to the vo......Read the rest...

...Between Two Dunderhead Friends What if dunderheads befriend dead-woods? They can only do as cowards do, For they are just mentally constrained to; Rationalize than defend Their defenceless sen......Read the rest...