Loosing Lou Sing the Damn Rumors

Loosing (lou sing) the damn rumors... Torpedo style full speed ahead keeping me in suspense, what salacious gossip gets browned, buttered, rolled down the alley and bred into unsavory tidbits, these souffled ears dread to hear hard boiled morsels poached, scrambled, whipped donning barren falsehoods zeitgeist spouting dunderhead trumpeting hex pence heave signature border wall inside this weatherbeaten egghead sponge bobbing squarepants, whereby passers by some with fathead steer clear avoiding your truly wobbly, and zany fountainhead even atlas shrugged his shoulders in repugnance at mine R.E.M. bored heavy slimy algal filled legally tendered greenhead thank dog - me noggin rock solid hardhead able to withstand falsehoods pitting this uber capital one tindered linkedin lyfted loggerhead with silent springing black barbs snubbed from lunkhead argh, those cruel verbal slings fired weapons courtesy mass destruction multiwarhead lobbed, rocket propelled, tear gassed glancing off cratered moon faced pate said vicious unfounded nailhead sharp hearsay twittering with wingspan outspread pterodactyl by bajillion miles exceeded size of Sheepshead Bay, I knew best to tread softly, and carry big stick admonished by Teddy Roosevelt in conjunction with unifying thread primarily on issues in mathematics and logic advanced by Alfred North Whitehead, hence we must find another place to escape widespread senior citizens acting juvenile, maybe a place gravely wrested or willingly conceded from grateful dead.