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Dumb or Dumber?

I am dumb. 
Foolishness stays over me and coats my throat till I cant be me. 
Tears threatening to leak. 
I bite my tongue, only for the words to stop in my throat.. Because maybe no one cares..? 
Maybe that "can" change..? Knowing well enough that it wont.. 
And never will. 
Standing my ground ,hoping to be felt 
But never is. 
To stop from being me to being insecure to speak.
Spent so long being "okay" that I don't know if "am" okay or... not?
How foolish
Knowing it isn't
Only for me to "betray" them
Either way,
Am selfish.
And will "always" be.. in their eyes
For them to judge
And never to judge.

Common Sense

Sense isn't as common as it once once was
is it because
the more we use our smart phone
the dumber we become
and dance to the same algorithm
(and blues)
each and every one
whereas before we used the brain
now others do our thinking faster than blinking
and if things go awry we have them to blame
whereas before we did all the talking
now we're content
to let our fingers do the walking
before crossing the road
I didn't need to be told,
'Look both ways'
when not so very old
as a matter of fact,
is there an app for that?

Premium Member Dumb and Dumber and Gullible


Dumb and Dumber and Gullible

Easy to spot
old men in Red hats
MAGA meanies
cranky and angry
that the world has matured
and they sit in their rot
lie and lie and smear the truth
very sore losers and so uncouth
feed them falsehoods
they drink it like beer
show them an immigrant
see them shiver in fear

Now Canada and Australia
not perfect for sure
just more common sense
than unschooled hatred
simply very immature
they voted for a better choice
the haters will deny 
the majority should have the bigger voice


Premium Member Dumber than a sack of bricks

Ding dong, bing bong… 
When it comes to this leadership… moron, Looney Tune, lunatic, dumber than a sack of bricks, umm… yep, sounds about right.

Dumb and Dumber

Words without knowledge 
brings danger to the mind
for it has been emptied
without a sound mind
causing the mouth
to spew empty words

Dumber Dan

Dan is a dumber,
a big nose ugly jumber
So clear in their posts


I Am Dumb Perhaps Dumber

Lloyd and Harry, two dim witted men
they made me laugh, laugh, then laugh again
with their innocent acts
slapstick, gags and wisecracks 
I love this movie, well now and then.

Nowt funnier than dumb and dumber 
this great film makes me laugh and blubber
so fills my mind with glee
because they are like me
I'm stupid, but a lot chubbier.

3/13/2018
contest, favorite comedy movie,
Sponsored by: Alexis Y.

Dumb and Dumber

HRC and DJT
Spells dumb and dumber to me
DJT and HRC
Which is which, that call ain't easy

HRC
is definitely dumb
Yeah, dumber than most anybody
DJT
is dumb too
Dumber than a Ladedade

A Ladedade
is a simple somebody
who always make you want to hurl
Who's the dumbest,
you make the call
Is it the boy or the girl

Premium Member Comical Movie--Dumb and Dumber

comical movie
had me laughing in stitches 
crazy versus crazier

kookie zany men
driving across the country
short on common sense

a bag of money
returning to the owner
brings total chaos

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