Double Whammy Poems | Examples


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Premium Member -A Double Whammy

Timmy developed bad hay-fever
He saw the doctor for some tabs
No medication seem to work for him
He tried everything the pharmacy had

Another problem soon arose 
For all and sundry to see
Each time Timmy sneezed 
He would get a woody

His hay-fever now out of control 
Sneezing constantly
His woody was up and down
Getting weary as can be

His woody stood to attention 
In the most embarrassing places
The town folk were disgusted
Disapproval on their faces

The doctor rang Timmy to say,
Please come and see me
We have an amazing new medication
From your hay-ever you will be freed

A miraculous new antihistamine Timmy was prescribed
The outcome he could not believe
‘Miracles do happen’ Jimmy thought
No more hay-fever, no longer did he sneeze

The other issue was also resolved
Such a relief for dear Timmy
But now his willy was sound asleep
In a coma permanently!!

Premium Member Summer Solstice Is Coming

given a double whammy
they wanted to double down
on double talk
   in the 
torrid gust

the summer solstice 
   its sundry insectile eyes
   seething with sultry scorn
in this weather channeled
   source of telegenic storms

seasonal shifts are
  lost in translation
poisoned neural flowers
  the root of 
rotting neurosis
  the Earth becomes
Venusian

 profoundly tragic
hypersonic horses
 fly out of the digital barn
they sail over the 
  northern hemisphere
firing blinding arrows
 into the dead brains

The Tropic of Cancer 
  and Capricorn
relax in the tropics
  the Sun lords it 
over the equator
  precession calmly proceeds
(23.44° is the Magic Number)

all is well 
in the best of all 
 possible 
 flatlands

Premium Member Daddy Understood Her

Her inner knowing 
kept her apart from the others
not that she was better
but she was hyper vigilant
more aware of their dangers
she sensed their meanness

being an empath 
boded well 
being a healer and an empath
was a double whammy
she felt more strongly than many others
She had to protect herself a bit

She was a life-long learner, inquisitive 
enthusiastic about mysticism and spiritualism.
most of her relatives did not understand, 
her mother thought she was odd.
her sister told her that she was crazy.

Daddy understood.
They often passed each other in their dreams
during astral travel.


My Peeps Verse 2

I am sure I missed someone, lol

Sunshine Smile

Smiling
Unique
Norwegian with
Such
Harmony 
In a
New
Exquisite 

Symphony of 
Magic
In poetry with
Love in her
Everlasting poems

Tom

The
One and only
Master Poet 

This is a double Whammy Two Sandra’s

1.
Sandra Weiss

Sandra’s 
Artistic
No how 
Directs her
Real
Abilities 

With
Expressions
In words
So
Sweet

2.
Sandra Adams

Sandra’s
Alluring and 
Nice
Demeanor 
Reflects
All in her

Art of poetry
Distinctive
And
Meaningful and
Sweet

Maureen

Magnificent 
Abilities yet 
Unique
Rare
Entertaining
Exquisite poems
Never boring

Kim

Kind
Is her
Middle name

Chris

Creative and an
Honor to
Read he
Is very
Smart

Nette

None
Equal
The
Talent such
Elegance

Pixie Dust

Poetry
In twined
Xylograph- I think it means engraving lol
In
Every

Dialog 
Unique
Sounds and 
Themes

Rainy Days and Mondays

Like a persistent pest
it is an uninvited guest 
it ousts me from cozy nest
only to snap my sweet rest

My Monday morning alarm
takes a slap on him with no harm
the day stares at my tantrum
after the alarm states its dictum

I pull myself out in gall
worst day with his wet pal
brings cold and chill rainfall
ever the two time it ill in call.

This double whammy that stirs
Rain and Monday take my slurs.


22-Feb-2018
Rainy Days And Mondays - Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Silent One

Premium Member Double Whammy Clerihew

Pierce Brosnon is divine
Of male species so sublime
Sky blue eyes and peppered hair
Just make me want to bare

He and Russell Crow
Just make me go go go
Gladiator despite the gore
Just makes me want him more!

Eileen Manassian Ghali


Spreading

As I sit here stretching to touch my toes
I’m amazed to see how my body grows
As years pass by my height reduces
No longer producing needed juices!

My body has clumped and can no longer bend
I used to possess a great, firm, rear-end
I kneed and console and sweat the pounds
Be gone from me!  Let slimness be found!

I’ll walk and jog - I’ll run a while
But can I make it an extra half-mile?
I need to change life-long habits
But, must I eat like the local rabbit?

Grease makes food taste good, sugar is great
Frying is tasteful as up goes my weight
My pounds go up as my fanny drags down
Will I ever trip?  Can I rebound?

I watch years marching on, time does pass
As I worry about my stomach’s gas
I know I can make it – I’ll firm my bust
My desire for food I’ll dismiss as lust

I’ll continue to stretch, pull and wonder
If I’ll ever look like firm, Jane Fonda
If I get discouraged and say, “I’m too pooped,”
I’ll remember the body of Dr. Ruth

I long for courage waiting for a meal
I hear Burger Big-One has a great deal
A double-whammy on an extra large bun
I’ll diet tomorrow – Today I’ll have fun!

Where Were You?

Where were you when Farrah and Michael died?

I remembered fighting through traffic and being startled
by the news on the radio,

At first, they reported that Michael was only unconscious
and that Farrah had taken a turn for the worse,

I looked out my car window and contemplated the heat rising from the
asphalt on a sweltering Summer day,

Somehow, the heat seemed insignificant as I wondered if the radio stations
were spreading propaganda,

In the midst of going to and fro,

A double whammy happened unexpectedly,

They both died...........,

A childhood era had ended and life would never be the same
without the Breck girl flashing her mane,

The King of Pop could never be replaced,

What would happen to music?

It was all too much to embrace,

Where were you when they both died?

Probably like most people, sitting somewhere
stunned, shocked, disillusioned and crying on the inside.

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