Animal Dog Poems

My faithful dog brings so much joy to my life
Always there to comfort me in times of strife
Excepting me no matter what , a quality...

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There was a line at the loo
poor pups didn't know what to do
	each clapped his four paws
	with rousing applause
when Frenchy finished his poo!
...

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How happy the dogs are to find a tree.
Raising one leg, what fun it is to pee.
They look a disciplined crew.
All are lined up in...

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The Parliament of Animals
 met one day in a secret undisclosed location 

“We are assembled here
 to judge the actions 
of the human race. 

the...

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In my neighborhood, stands a fine tree
where my good boys and I go to pee

But who has to go worst
is the one who goes first,

so...

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The first time we met 
Was the day I knew you were the one to get
My first Jack Russell Parson Terrier 
Was coming home without...

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Oh you lucky dog 
aren't you glad you're not a frog 
as easy as it may seem 
you just lift a leg and let off...

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(sing it to the tune of "Cruella DeVil" from Disney's 101 Dalmatians)

There was a Govenor named Kristi Noem De-Vil 
Her own dog she’ll harm
there's nothing...

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strewn across backyard
dog toys and mowers don't mix
a big pile of fluff...

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Our friend Mr. Ed was a talking horse.
We remember him with tears of remorse, 
But, children, please try not to be so sad.  ...

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The wrinkles of the rug cast sunlight on a pug
Who splayed out her hind legs backwards

And as I left, I looked back and paused
As her...

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Don't let what I say go to your head

But you're quite an animal in bed

He knew his wife had lied

It's what wounded his pride

So he...

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Why don’t you stay home and play? The dog asked.
I explained the correlation between working and money.
You cannot eat money! Said the cat.
No, but money...

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Two wiener dogs meet
Each yap loudly, strangely greet
Oddly on the street

Hounds bite other's butt 
Owner blames the other's mutt
Not open and shut

I note discreetly,
"Both were...

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