April 9The animal world Death to All Humans

The Parliament of Animals met one day in a secret undisclosed location “We are assembled here to judge the actions of the human race. the human race is being charged with crimes against nature, destruction of the environment, mass murder, enslavement of animals, mutilation of animals, and violation of Gaia’s basic commandments to preserve the environment for all animals including humans. Speaking for the prosecution will be the Tiger and Lions, speaking for the defense will be the domestic cats and dogs . We have in the room ten men and women who are representative of the human race. The parliament can make any recommendation to remedy the situation including the death penalty, exile, or reparations. Humans. You have been charged with the following crimes. crimes against nature, destruction of the environment, mass murder, enslavement of animals, mutilation of animals, and violation of Gaia’s basic commandments to preserve the environment for all animals including humans. How do you plead? Sam Adams, the lawyer for the humans, responded, “Not guilty your honor for these charges except for eating animals which we contend is part of the natural order of the world and many if not most of you are guilty of the same charge.” “Clarification – your basic argument is that everyone eats animals, so humans are not guilty “ “Yes, that is correct, your honor.” “ Okay, Mr. Tiger, you’re opening.” “Okay. The facts are clear. For thousands of years until the Industrial Revolution humans had little mass impact on the overall environment. Ever since then all animals have been impacted and my species has been hunted to near extinction for the greed of humans who have not eaten tiger meat. The predator class, including bears, coyotes, feral dogs, lions, tigers, This suspends the parliament of animals. Death to all humans.” The word went out animals rose all over the world and the reign of human tyranny ended within a year.