cat and dog speak

Why don’t you stay home and play? The dog asked. I explained the correlation between working and money. You cannot eat money! Said the cat. No, but money buys your kibble, I said. The cat stuck out her tongue. I don’t need food! Said the dog. I need you to stay home and pet me. I need to be part of the family. We do not need you working. I want her to work said the cat. The dog was surprised. I saw it in his eyes. Why? Asked the dog. She just stuck out her tongue at me said the cat. So the cat is an interrupter and a liar. Who knew?