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The Art of the DOGE DO-D-GE
...DOGE DO(D)GE is a game: Accepting praise - never blame. It's a dodge all right! DO(D)GE shifts Left - then Right; Disruptive through winds of change. It's a dodge all right! DO(D)GE bans br......
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John Ransburg
Categories:
dimwitted,
abuse, anti bullying, conflict,
Form:
Senryu
On the Threshold of Depravities' Door
... I objestigate between arabesques and sleep, fugaciously spasmodic in fluxes and leaps. I'm indifferent to the misanthropic mocking, that welltering inflection that I call plockingism......
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Lin Lane
Categories:
dimwitted,
word play,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Man's Best Friend, Really?
...Humans are not like us They are very hard to teach We show them what we can If it's within our reach Some are quite cruel to us They haven't yet evolved If they could communicate ......
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Sheila Van Zant
Categories:
dimwitted,
angel, animal, best friend,
Form:
Free verse
Passive aggressive insubordination against establishmentarian paradigm
...Bully me, yours truly never ordained, gifted, or blessed with mien mean characteristic evoking, jump/kickstarting, representing, nor zapping friend or foe courtesy fiery intimidation if anythi......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
dimwitted,
12th grade, anger, body,
Form:
Free verse
Quick Pick
...Mundane dimwitted dull full of bull and peda-s/tooled!......
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Andrew Severson
Categories:
dimwitted,
allusion, america, baby, beauty,
Form:
Blitz
Getting the Gist
...The dimwitted Jonathan Twist Had much trouble getting the gist He faltered in bed, Confused in his head She gave him a slap on the wrist. written July 13, 20......
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L Milton Hankins
Categories:
dimwitted,
humorous,
Form:
Limerick
The Feast of Fools: a Pandemic Danse Macabre
...“Eat, drink, and be merry,” the cry goes out, as the party ensues. Unsteady bodies, alcohol impeded joints and limbs, numbed commonsense, as they dance, fornicate, and drink, unknowing or igno......
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Robert Wagner
Categories:
dimwitted,
anger, culture, humanity, sorrow,
Form:
Free verse
Too Busy Ranting
...How do I drown out The dimwitted stupidity Of your foolhardy rants The halfwitted folly of your absurdity The madness of your lunacy Who in heaven’s name Do you think you’re fooling You’re so ......
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Line Gauthier
Categories:
dimwitted,
angst, irony, rude,
Form:
Free verse
Dredging Trump and Hedging
...Dredging Trump and Hedging For things about Trump did start dredging; As usual his supporters had been hedging; Is dimwitted; Be committed; Always doing bad things are all allegedly. Jim Ho......
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James Horn
Categories:
dimwitted,
allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
More Than One Kind of Crazy
...Occasionally we should expose the wackier lobe of the brain in order to better appreciate the more sensible side of the mind. ~THIS is one of those times... I capriole betwee......
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Lin Lane
Categories:
dimwitted,
silly,
Form:
Free verse
About Trump Admitted
...About Trump Admitted About Trump we have often admitted, To insane asylum should be committed; Each sight after sight; All day through night; Due to being disturbed and dimwitted. James The......
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James Horn
Categories:
dimwitted,
allegory, analogy, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Dimwitted Attempts
...dimwitted attempts at subtle persuasion failed attempts at re-gaining what has been lost with no success what so ever given up hope given up dreams given up desires left with bitter ......
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Shari Thomas
Categories:
dimwitted,
age,
Form:
Lyric
Pen Full of Ink
...Dear whoever is reading this, you should probably stop I've got a pen full of ink, and just took another Voddy shot I've got love for everyone, even those who are resenting me I'll be more offensi......
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Alex Duffy
Categories:
dimwitted,
celebrity, crazy, funny, hip
Form:
Free verse
Allez Hop
...Alley Oop and a girl name Ooolah danced the wigglin’ wooly-boolah Doc Wonmug was called Oscar Boom just stalled Told Doc, “Ooolah’ll get by with a doula” ‘Cause Doc was a time travelin’ nut W......
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Lim'Rik Flats
Categories:
dimwitted,
nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
Mass Hysteria Horn Limerick
...Mass Hysteria Horn Limerick Mass hysteria might be miniscule Unless like Trump you are a fool Not knowing what he wants to do Being dimwitted one of the few Has hard time maintaining cool. ......
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James Horn
Categories:
dimwitted,
humorous,
Form:
Limerick
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