Short Dimwitted Poems
Short Dimwitted Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Dimwitted by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Dimwitted by length and keyword.
Dredging Trump and Hedging
For things about Trump did start dredging;
As usual his supporters had been hedging;
Is dimwitted;
Be committed;
Always doing bad things are all allegedly.
Jim Horn
Categories:
dimwitted, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
The dimwitted Jonathan Twist
Had much trouble getting the gist
He faltered in bed,
Confused in his head
She gave him a slap on the wrist.
written July 13, 2021
Categories:
dimwitted, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Mass Hysteria Horn Limerick
Mass hysteria might be miniscule
Unless like Trump you are a fool
Not knowing what he wants to do
Being dimwitted one of the few
Has hard time maintaining cool.
Sure sounds like Trump to me.
Jim Horn
Categories:
dimwitted, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
About Trump Admitted
About Trump we have often admitted,
To insane asylum should be committed;
Each sight after sight;
All day through night;
Due to being disturbed and dimwitted.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Categories:
dimwitted, allegory, analogy, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
There are plenty
of fish in the sea.
Just none for me.
I wish they could
hook with their
mind's eye, not
just want to spy
the outside of me.
There are plenty
of fish in the sea.
Dimwitted, dull,
with thick skulls.
I'm drowning,I
cannot breathe.
Direct me to a site
for decent humans
Please....
Categories:
dimwitted, abuse, allusion, angst,
Form:
Rhyme
dimwitted attempts
at subtle persuasion
failed attempts at
re-gaining what has
been lost with no success
what so ever
given up hope
given up dreams
given up desires
left with bitter taste
left with bitterness
left with down heartedness
as a result of time well wasted
as a result of time unproductively spent
now left with memories wished to be
wiped from memory
Categories:
dimwitted, age,
Form:
Lyric