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Short Dimwitted Poems

Short Dimwitted Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Dimwitted by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Dimwitted by length and keyword.


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Mundane dimwitted dull full of bull and peda-s/tooled!...

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Categories: dimwitted, allusion, america, baby, beauty, bird, birth, butterfly,
Form: Blitz



Dredging Trump and Hedging
Dredging Trump and Hedging

For things about Trump did start dredging;
As usual his supporters had been hedging;
Is dimwitted;
Be committed;
Always doing bad things are all allegedly.

Jim Horn...

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Categories: dimwitted, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Getting the Gist
The dimwitted Jonathan Twist Had much trouble getting the gist He faltered in bed, Confused in his head She gave him a slap on the wrist.
written July 13, 2021...

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Categories: dimwitted, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Mass Hysteria Horn Limerick
Mass Hysteria Horn Limerick

Mass hysteria might be miniscule
Unless like Trump you are a fool
Not knowing what he wants to do
Being dimwitted one of the few
Has hard time maintaining cool.

Sure sounds like Trump to me.

Jim Horn...

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Categories: dimwitted, humorous,
Form: Limerick
About Trump Admitted
About Trump Admitted

About Trump we have often admitted,
To insane asylum should be committed;
Each sight after sight;
All day through night;
Due to being disturbed and dimwitted.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet...

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Categories: dimwitted, allegory, analogy, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Plenty of Fish
There are plenty
of fish in the sea.
Just none for me.
I wish they could
hook with their
mind's eye, not
just want to spy
the outside of me.

There are plenty
of fish in the sea.
Dimwitted, dull,
with thick skulls.
I'm drowning,I
cannot breathe.
Direct me to a site
for decent humans

Please.......

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Categories: dimwitted, abuse, allusion, angst,
Form: Rhyme
Dimwitted Attempts
dimwitted attempts 
at subtle persuasion 
failed attempts at 
re-gaining what has 
been lost with no success
what so ever 
given up hope 
given up dreams 
given up desires 
left with bitter taste 
left with bitterness
left with down heartedness 
as a result of time well wasted 
as a result of time unproductively spent 
now left with memories wished to be 
wiped from memory...

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Categories: dimwitted, age,
Form: Lyric

Book: Shattered Sighs