Best Dimwitted Poems

If there is life on Mars they won't want us.
That's because we're so corrupt.
Even mice on Mars would have more sense
than we on Earth who...

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Occasionally we should expose the wackier lobe of the brain
in order to better appreciate the more sensible side of the mind.
    ...

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As the slaving sun sets on a tiring day, 
the moon arrives and shines the clouded darkness away, 
little brats--i mean kids--run out to the...

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Four kids
Four smart kids
Never fell below 90% in tests
Impressing people daily
Teachers pinching themselves in disbelief
Winning spelling bees
Maths competitions
Those same four
Were offered to go to university...

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Dear whoever is reading this, you should probably stop
I've got a pen full of ink, and just took another Voddy shot
I've got love for everyone,...

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Beasts of No Nation

Bearers on rotten Fruit
loaded and lead
Pronounced DeaD
Incandescent Innocence
generations lost to wilderness
gloom bright no more
beast in packs attact
feed in fact ~
 a Nations...

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Grab my pen for some strange and let loose, 
Mysterious activity, Stonehenge hidden truths, 
Boosting the brains roof with rhythm and funky grooves, 
Improving thought...

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What does it mean to be immersed in the waters of true love?
To be completely vulnerable; by her eyes willingly held captive.
I had constantly pondered...

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There are plenty
of fish in the sea.
Just none for me.
I wish they could
hook with their
mind's eye, not
just want to spy
the outside of me.

There are plenty
of...

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Allowing awfully awkward arguments to arise
Self-doubt secludes, so sequestered, sadly... sans surprise
Madly muttering melancholy mottos
 Odius, obtuse obligation on auto
Deftly denying deteriorating destruction
Somehow sickly surrendering...

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Believing you are flawless
Like lillies in the meadow breeze
Convinced you're the universes present
Strutting about as you please

But your transparency sticks out to me
As if snow...

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Alley Oop and a girl name Ooolah
danced the wigglin’ wooly-boolah
Doc Wonmug was called
Oscar Boom just stalled
Told Doc, “Ooolah’ll get by with a doula”

‘Cause Doc was...

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The bars of my cell are fastened together with the loud barks of combatant's screaming dimwitted noise.   
Discouraging whips scar my will, leaving...

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Mass Hysteria Horn Limerick

Mass hysteria might be miniscule
Unless like Trump you are a fool
Not knowing what he wants to do
Being dimwitted one of the few
Has...

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Its something else isn't it, the time that I waste
A crack in the hourglass, I can feel time sifting away
I understand that I'm ignorant, and...

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