Dog Didactic Poems

Fluffy's joined the jet set
in the upper stratosphere
where the cirrus clouds are wispy
just like her touzled hair.

Is she off to Tokyo
or maybe to LA?
When dogs...

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I
its funny how words contain stories
call them by the synonym, mysteries

SLAVE also has an antidote: SALVE
where SALE of humans rendered some HALVES
of what Nature's God...

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Good against bad
light against dark

Intruder beware when
the big, bad dog barks

Dr. Jekyl "Hyding"
Swimming in the Devils Pond

Cold and Hot
Ole murky water can't be much fun

A...

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CAMPAIGN
Ngalia! ngalia! ngalia! again
Today with an imploring tone
"Barabara nimeunda choo nimechimba"
Stomach above the brain underneath
This time on luxurious Benz
For real no sincere tearing dance
Your vote...

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In the end, it was the numbers that did us in.?
They lined us up into military rows and assigned us all numbers?
One after one after...

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Follow your camels to the desert
Take a right turn at the next stop sign
Eat vanilla yogurt with strawberries
Get your digestive system right...now!
Count your blessings except...

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Herr Schneider and his Heidi 
Lived a staid and peaceful life
In a suburb prim and tidy,
Free of rancour, free of strife.

One blessing only Heaven denied
To...

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Kill the yellow bird (the one in the cage)
Change its name from Tweety to Dinner
Eat the evidence down to the last feather
Stay clear from the...

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Set goals that are reasonable
Reach them with the ladder of invisibility
Pet your dog and cat in equal proportion
Remember they are pets (They require petting)
Believe in...

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I 
Walking to my car from "Food Lion," I prayed as a truck passed:
For the dog that barked ... begged for love of Jesus ...
"LORD,...

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wheel ding utmost pro lix: 
   scrum compulsions won 
despite feeling dog tired, (like a ton
of bricks weighed me down) 

  ...

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Herr Heinrich Schneider and his spouse
Felt the need to wander,
And for once to leave their house
For a land that lay far yonder.

Japan at cherry-blossom time!
No...

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Do not send parcels to... Parcels Island.
They will be sent right back.
No one's there, 'cept a man and his dog,
And they live in a shack.

Do...

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He forgave the unforgivable,
Loved the unlovable,
Helped the ungrateful,
Taught the unteachable, 
And reached the unreachable.

He befriended the friendless,
Gave hope to the hopeless,
Worked with the clueless,
Guided the...

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We rushed out of doors
To find a young lass on the crossroads
Lying helplessly in pain
With a scooter toppled 
Over her injured self
A car had knocked...

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