Words To Live By

Follow your camels to the desert Take a right turn at the next stop sign Eat vanilla yogurt with strawberries Get your digestive system right...now! Count your blessings except the last one Have sex within your species Avoid complications in breeding Shop at markets that are open Eat at Joe's if you have money Eat donuts with holes Make sure the middle remains when you leave Leave a tip for the waitress Have her baby if she is friendly Buy a dog, a cat and a mattress Sleep in the desert Count the humps on your camels Make sure they have the right amount Watch the sun go down Make sure there is only one Remind yourself which planet you are from Travel to the stars but only in your mind Wear a sweater because it is cold out there Laugh and cry every day of your life Be a wise guy and if you are a girl be a wise girl Know that you are alive before you die *Do not die without permission (It must be in writing) Have a degree in writing (Temperatures not included)