SPIKE MILLIGAN
...An unconventional comedian
Indian born comic Spike Milligan
His dark humour in sketches
Had the people in stitches
Without doubt was a very funny man.
When his friend Harry Secombe passed ...
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Categories:
dark humour, dark, death, humor,
Form: Limerick
Repetitively Mistreatment
...Some people told you to go to hell
Because of your repetitively maltreatment.
Your hearts broke after hearing that but
You continued being very merciless,
Thinking they were unmotionals.
I...
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Categories:
dark humour, encouraging, humanity, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Who Cares For You
...Wealth brings many friends , but a poor man 's friend deserts him.
Proverb 19:4
Who cares for you?
When we separate with good people
We feel to cry,
Remembering
The...
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Categories:
dark humour, 12th grade, care, confidence,
Form: Free verse
Most Challenging Course In the World
...Most challenging course in the World,
What come in my mind is to open the university which will teach more about understanding women,
But I don't know if I will find some best professors to te...
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Categories:
dark humour, anger, depression, humanity, life,
Form: Prose
Little Wimble
...Little wimble is oh so small,
He sought the tallest place of all,
He's been wandering since his birth,
Looking for the peak of the earth,
He journeyed from valleys to hills,
Then to mountains ...
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Categories:
dark humour, dark, death, deep, destiny,
Form: Sonnet
Dark Humour For Christmas
...Father Christmas was flirting with fate
On accepting for once a blind date
In the park on a bench
He sat waiting to quench
His desires but she was very late.
Snow was falling and that made it ...
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Categories:
dark humour, christmas, confusion, fate,
Form: Limerick
As I Was Walking In the Snow
...When out walking it started to snow
I’d forgotten to take my chapeau
With nothing on my head
Got frozen, soon lay dead
Hypothermia killed me you know!
As I was out walking in the s...
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Categories:
dark humour, clothes, death, irony, snow,
Form: Limerick
My Old Bag - Dark Humour
...I lay my dearest Susan down to rest
Of tall tales and humour she was the best
An excuse each night
Wouldn't hold me tight
There's something I need to get off my chest
See, Susan was a talented...
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Categories:
dark humour, dark, humor,
Form: Limerick
Woe Is She
...WOE IS SHE
“Was ever woman in this humour wooed?
Was ever woman in this humour won?”
Is the theatre of the absurd the new market place for suitors?
Her the jester unbeknownst to her,
Juggling ob...
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Categories:
dark humour, dedication, deep, heartbroken,
Form: Ballad