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Dark Humour For Christmas

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Father Christmas was flirting with fate On accepting for once a blind date In the park on a bench He sat waiting to quench His desires but she was very late. Snow was falling and that made it worse This encounter was surely a curse She turned up past mid night Found him rigid and white In a panic she called for a hearse! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The Park Bench Christmas Contest Hosted by Sara Kendrick ~ Pict. 3 © 4th December 2018

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Angela Crabtree

Date: 12/20/2020 3:44:00 PM

Wow. This is dark. I guess Karma got him for cheating on Ms. Claus ;)

Paul Callus
Date: 12/22/2020 1:58:00 PM

You are right, Angela :) Thank you for your constant support. Enjoy Christmas, even though Covid will try to put spokes in the wheels! // paul

Vladislav Raven

Date: 1/8/2019 8:28:00 PM

Hi Paul, I thought I had left a comment on fun limerick, but no. Well my friend, I do love the content, the dark humour in this write. It is written with your usual thoughtfulness and skill. An excellent write my friend. A fave. Have a wonderful Wednesday. Your friend always....Mike.

Paul Callus
Date: 1/9/2019 1:41:00 PM

Hi Mike...some comments do go astray sometimes! Pleased you enjoyed my dark humour, and thank you for the comments and fav. Regards // paul

Sara Kendrick

Date: 12/19/2018 7:16:00 AM

Poor Santa in such a state after all these years. Creative way to go with the theme of the contest. I appreciate you taking time to write these limericks and enter the contest. Top of the list work. Sara

Paul Callus
Date: 12/19/2018 1:33:00 PM

You had many witty entries, Sara; I've been enjoying reading them. Thank you for the 'Christmas gift':) Wishing you a very Happy Merry Christmas!! // paul

Jan Allison

Date: 12/17/2018 4:14:00 PM

Dropping back to say many congrats on your win Paul:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus
Date: 12/17/2018 4:17:00 PM

Thank you, Jan. This podium is too crowded!! Hugs // paul

Mahtab Bangalee

Date: 12/11/2018 9:54:00 PM

beautiful poem, I enjoyed clips event

Paul Callus
Date: 12/12/2018 9:34:00 AM

Thank you, Mahtab. Namaskar // paul

Eve Roper

Date: 12/9/2018 12:27:00 AM

Oh my, a very humorous verse, Paul, I think Sara will like it.. luck in the contest..

Paul Callus
Date: 12/9/2018 3:20:00 AM

Thank you, Eve. Pleased that you enjoyed it:) Warm regards // paul

Brandy Nicole

Date: 12/6/2018 8:17:00 PM

Awe, poor Santa. Wait a minute, what about Mrs. Clause?!? :) Your thoughts made me giggle out loud. This is cute and creative. ~ Brandy

Paul Callus
Date: 12/7/2018 11:41:00 AM

Thank you, Brandy; glad you enjoyed. As for Mrs Clause...heard in the grapevine...she is distraught with menopause:) Regards // paul

Susan Ashley

Date: 12/6/2018 4:26:00 PM

Another fun and fabulous limerick from your clever pen, Paul. You’re endearing wit never fails to warm my heart and make me smile. Best wishes for a win and my very warmest wishes and hugs for you, my dear friend.. ~Susan

Paul Callus
Date: 12/7/2018 11:44:00 AM

Many thanks, Susan. I am glad to have been able to distribute some smiles and giggles with this pair of Limericks. As always, your presence on my page is much appreciated, my friend. ~ Warm regards & Hugs // paul

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 12/5/2018 1:34:00 PM

- Poor Father Christmas he was absolutely stiff frozen ... he had forgotten to put on wool underwear ... love this one Paul :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Paul Callus
Date: 12/5/2018 2:18:00 PM

Santa should have known better, Anne-Lise:) He was hoping for warmth from a big embrace and many hugs to go with it! Hugs // paul

Nette Onclaud

Date: 12/4/2018 2:46:00 PM

ohh, paul... thoroughly enjoyed this funny storybook which dr. seuss would hail about... sooo coool!..huggs

Paul Callus
Date: 12/5/2018 12:42:00 PM

You are too generous, Nette:) Your comments are cherished...thank you! Hugs // paul

Constance La France

Date: 12/4/2018 2:27:00 PM

Paul, your poem is priceless, I like it a lot, a winner to me, oh yeah Chris's comment is the great !!!

Paul Callus
Date: 12/5/2018 12:24:00 PM

Thank you, Constance...you are too kind! Best regards // paul

Line Gauthier

Date: 12/4/2018 2:26:00 PM

Very well penned, Paul.

Paul Callus
Date: 12/5/2018 12:12:00 PM

Thank you, Line. Best regards // paul

Jan Allison

Date: 12/4/2018 12:21:00 PM

oh so funny Paul and Chris's comment is hilarious:-) good luck in the contest:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus
Date: 12/5/2018 11:16:00 AM

Thank you, Jan. Hope you've come across my mail. Hugs // paul

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 12/4/2018 12:08:00 PM

Oh my, Paul! I hope he'll be thawed and able to bring gifts to children this year. Enjoyed your witty write, Paul, and I'm sure Sara will as well. Sending winning wishes your way. (Am also sending Soup mail on another topic.) Love, Carolyn

Paul Callus
Date: 12/5/2018 11:19:00 AM

I am sure that 'his date' need not have acted so hastily, Carolyn! I can assure you that presents will be delivered as usual! Mail received and reciprocated; message passed on. Love // paul