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Father Christmas was flirting with fate
On accepting for once a blind date
In the park on a bench
He sat waiting to quench
His desires but she was very late.

Snow was falling and that made it worse
This encounter was surely a curse
She turned up past mid night
Found him rigid and white
In a panic she called for a hearse!

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The Park Bench Christmas Contest
Hosted by Sara Kendrick ~ Pict. 3
© 4th December 2018

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 12/11/2018 9:54:00 PM
beautiful poem, I enjoyed clips event
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Paul Callus
Date: 12/12/2018 9:34:00 AM
Thank you, Mahtab. Namaskar // paul
Date: 12/9/2018 12:27:00 AM
Oh my, a very humorous verse, Paul, I think Sara will like it.. luck in the contest..
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Date: 12/9/2018 3:20:00 AM
Thank you, Eve. Pleased that you enjoyed it:) Warm regards // paul
Date: 12/7/2018 1:08:00 AM
LOL Paul this was simply the funniest i have heard in awhile! Thank you my friend foe the smile you have put upon my face tonight! Hugs Brenda
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Date: 12/7/2018 11:38:00 AM
So pleased at your reaction, Brenda:) Smiles are for free...don't let them go to waste!! Hugs // paul
Date: 12/6/2018 8:17:00 PM
Awe, poor Santa. Wait a minute, what about Mrs. Clause?!? :) Your thoughts made me giggle out loud. This is cute and creative. ~ Brandy
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Date: 12/7/2018 11:41:00 AM
Thank you, Brandy; glad you enjoyed. As for Mrs Clause...heard in the grapevine...she is distraught with menopause:) Regards // paul
Date: 12/6/2018 4:26:00 PM
Another fun and fabulous limerick from your clever pen, Paul. You’re endearing wit never fails to warm my heart and make me smile. Best wishes for a win and my very warmest wishes and hugs for you, my dear friend.. ~Susan
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Date: 12/7/2018 11:44:00 AM
Many thanks, Susan. I am glad to have been able to distribute some smiles and giggles with this pair of Limericks. As always, your presence on my page is much appreciated, my friend. ~ Warm regards & Hugs // paul
Date: 12/5/2018 5:59:00 PM
He, he, he ....Ho, ho, ho. Fun Paul. Best of luck. ;=) WK
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Date: 12/6/2018 12:54:00 PM
Pleased you enjoyed, Wayne:) Thank you. Regards // paul
Date: 12/5/2018 1:34:00 PM
- Poor Father Christmas he was absolutely stiff frozen   ... he had forgotten to put on wool underwear ... love this one Paul :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 12/5/2018 2:18:00 PM
Santa should have known better, Anne-Lise:) He was hoping for warmth from a big embrace and many hugs to go with it! Hugs // paul
Date: 12/4/2018 7:02:00 PM
Greatly enjoyed your sense of humour on this one Paul, Made me smile in these very early hours. Have a great day, my friend...Peter
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Date: 12/5/2018 12:43:00 PM
I am pleased it brought you a smile, Peter. Thank you for reading and enjoying. Regards, my friend. // paul
Date: 12/4/2018 2:46:00 PM
ohh, paul... thoroughly enjoyed this funny storybook which dr. seuss would hail about... sooo coool!..huggs
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Date: 12/5/2018 12:42:00 PM
You are too generous, Nette:) Your comments are cherished...thank you! Hugs // paul
Date: 12/4/2018 2:27:00 PM
Paul, your poem is priceless, I like it a lot, a winner to me, oh yeah Chris's comment is the great !!!
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Date: 12/5/2018 12:24:00 PM
Thank you, Constance...you are too kind! Best regards // paul
Date: 12/4/2018 2:26:00 PM
Very well penned, Paul.
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Date: 12/5/2018 12:12:00 PM
Thank you, Line. Best regards // paul
Date: 12/4/2018 12:21:00 PM
oh so funny Paul and Chris's comment is hilarious:-) good luck in the contest:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 12/5/2018 11:16:00 AM
Thank you, Jan. Hope you've come across my mail. Hugs // paul
Date: 12/4/2018 12:08:00 PM
Oh my, Paul! I hope he'll be thawed and able to bring gifts to children this year. Enjoyed your witty write, Paul, and I'm sure Sara will as well. Sending winning wishes your way. (Am also sending Soup mail on another topic.) Love, Carolyn
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Date: 12/5/2018 11:19:00 AM
I am sure that 'his date' need not have acted so hastily, Carolyn! I can assure you that presents will be delivered as usual! Mail received and reciprocated; message passed on. Love // paul
Date: 12/4/2018 11:12:00 AM
Problem now is who is going to deliver all them presents lol. Nice limerick Paul. Tom. Good luck.
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Date: 12/4/2018 12:02:00 PM
That sure is a problem, Tom, though I fear that one day nobody will be needing Santas any more!! Regards // paul
Date: 12/4/2018 10:14:00 AM
A fun read, Paul. Best for a win.
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Date: 12/4/2018 11:59:00 AM
Pleased you enjoyed, Vijay...thank you. Regards // paul
Date: 12/4/2018 9:57:00 AM
At least something was stiff. :) This was fun Paul.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/4/2018 12:22:00 PM
priceless comment Chris lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 12/4/2018 11:58:00 AM
But not rigor mortis, eh, Chris:) Thank you for stopping by with a smile. Regards // paul