Humorous Dancing Poems

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It's Saturday night at the old town hall. The Caller’s voice crackles through the loudspeakers:

Ladies and Gents, square your sets,
Now join hands and circle left.

Ladies’...

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Humorous Patter Sayings

Bow to your partner now let's begin
Lift your skirts and kick his shin 

Hold it tight and jump and cuss
Don't worry you can't...

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There is a girl known as twinkle toes 
Who is dancing wherever she goes
She’s the sequin queen 
Shines like a sunbeam 
Such a shame the...

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Moe was asked to dance,
But then he pulled out a lance....

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It is a cold stormy winter’s night.
And the power has gone out once again!
I light my candles and throw a log on my fire,
The bright...

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When we’re dancing around
Can’t keep my feet down
They barely touch the ground
As we move to the sounds 
I have such fun with you
My thoughts go...

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I love to go dancing each week,
alas, a new partner I now urgently seek

No conversation, Joe was such a bore,
as we shuffled around the dance...

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A graceful young lady named Kate
would shimmy and leap and gyrate.
Her copious whirling,
maniacal twirling
caused Kate to shed half of her weight....

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I stood to dance a drunken dance, 
So I swayed toward her line,
With nonchalance and poise and grace, 
I didn’t spill my wine.

And she stood...

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An acrobat whose name is Dale 
Went pole dancing with his wife Gail 
When he did the starfish 
He looked such a dish 
But...

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I shuddered at a voice so pure  
it moved my eyes to tears,
the music grew to fill my chest,
and satiate my ears

and then I...

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I shuddered at a voice so pure  
it moved my eyes to tears,
the music grew to fill my chest,
and satiate my ears

and then I...

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Bears
coming
through…
graceful
giant bears
coming
through.
Twirling,
swirling…they
waltz: One, two, three.
One, two, three.
Laughing
bears
dancing
together,
right on
through.
Off they
go!!!!

06/14/15

Entry for Contest: Shall We Waltz?
Host: Kim Merryman

*in the Air Force we had a program for Airmen...

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On the dance-floor they did a zigzag
But he was an ol’ scallywag:
-	“If you feel something hard
-	Pay no regard …
It’s just my colostomy-bag”...

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