POLE DANCING - FOR DALE

An acrobat whose name is Dale Went pole dancing with his wife Gail When he did the starfish He looked such a dish But suddenly Gail's face turned pale As he performed his sexy pole dance He'd got no undies under his pants Poor Dale was distraught When his todger got caught It cut short a night of romance 13th July 2017

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Date: 7/19/2017 1:10:00 PM
funny, sweet and lovely. Always looking forward to reading your lines and I have never been disappointed. Lovely! lovely! lovely!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/19/2017 1:12:00 PM
Thanks Funom:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/19/2017 10:33:00 AM
Very funny limericks. Thanks for the laugh.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/19/2017 1:12:00 PM
Thanks Alfred:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/18/2017 7:07:00 PM
Better than a Todger in a zip Its a temporary blip on the end of pole For poor Dale and Gail soothing the bruising. That's love for you sacrifice
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/19/2017 1:12:00 PM
lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/17/2017 8:25:00 AM
I thought I heard a loud wail!//Now I know it was Dale.//There ain't no topper//for this great whopper//Made a minnow out of his whale. I didn't even know there were male pole dancers, sounds like a risky occupation;-) Great fun from your silly noggin Jan!!! Hugganoids ~ j
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/19/2017 1:13:00 PM
oh yes there are people of all ages who take part John lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/16/2017 8:58:00 AM
LOL, love your limericks, Jan x
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/19/2017 1:13:00 PM
Cheers Jack:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/15/2017 5:18:00 PM
What a fun little Limerick Jan nicely done.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/15/2017 5:21:00 PM
Thanks Edward, Dale was a good sport letting me post it:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 7/15/2017 1:01:00 PM
Ooh, that makes me hurt! Great limerick, Jan.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/15/2017 1:07:00 PM
ha ha ha I guess from that comment you are male then lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 7/15/2017 7:09:00 AM
Inventive, imaginative and always hilarious writing dear, Jan! Much enjoyed!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/15/2017 11:21:00 AM
Thanks Demetrios:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/14/2017 3:38:00 PM
Is always a pleasure to read your work Jenn and have a laugh to start my day. A wonderfully humorous Limerick! I am sure he did love it! : )
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/15/2017 11:21:00 AM
Glad I made you smile Connie:-) I re read and faved your poem that is in the best new poems list, it is a joy to read it again:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 7/13/2017 9:55:00 PM
LOL..."todger"? That's a new one! Neat little limerick, Jan. Love it.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/15/2017 11:20:00 AM
Maybe it is just a British word lol) hugs jan xx
Date: 7/13/2017 7:35:00 PM
Oh, Jan, you are always full of surprises. You and the todgers (a word I never heard of until I saw you using it!!)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/15/2017 11:19:00 AM
I love the word Andrea it's very descriptive lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/13/2017 6:16:00 PM
It was most likely gonna be a "short" night anyway:) Love the humor Jan.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/15/2017 11:19:00 AM
LOL DT:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/13/2017 5:30:00 PM
Oh dear you certainly still have the power Jan,,love this
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/13/2017 5:36:00 PM
5aww thanks Harry I do love the limerick form:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/13/2017 4:57:00 PM
ha! this one is really hilarious, jan! thanks for that...
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/13/2017 4:59:00 PM
I wrote most of it about 10 days ago and when I finished it I sent it to Dale as I was using his name for inspiration and thankfully he loved it.:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/13/2017 4:32:00 PM
Oh My! Just hate when that happens, love it Jan...
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/13/2017 4:50:00 PM
Your comment made me lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/13/2017 3:19:00 PM
Hi Jan ,, romance in his pants ,,,lol great Limerick :)))) hugs
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/13/2017 4:49:00 PM
So love that comment:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/13/2017 2:31:00 PM
Ok...so what you are saying is now she can't pole dance either? Way to go Dale. :) Funny Jan
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/13/2017 4:48:00 PM
Ha ha ha wish I'd thought of that lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/13/2017 2:29:00 PM
Great one Jan! You are so good at these funny ones. Thanks again for the laugh :)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/13/2017 4:47:00 PM
Thanks Heidi:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/13/2017 2:27:00 PM
Haha, poor Dale, love the poem !
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/13/2017 4:46:00 PM
Lol Eve:-) hugs Jan xx