Funny Dad Poems
These Funny Dad poems are examples of Dad poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Dad Funny poems written by international poets.
Boxes of MemoriesIt's hard to believe it has been nine years
since my brother delivered each box.
They all seemed to hold a special key,
mysteries and memories to unlock.
My...
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dad, grandfather, grandmother, memory,
Thanks DadI appreciate, more than grieve, you.
If I have a regret,
it's that I didn't convey my appreciation
when you were here.
We had our disagreements,
on different sides of...
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appreciation, dad, thanks,
WarningI walked in the room
Thinking that I’ve read the atmosphere
He glares at me with an interesting look
Then he turn back to his tv
I took...
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dad, funny,
To The Dad I Once Knew* Note My dad passed away today, a little over seven months since my mom passed. After a thirty year estrangement my dad and I...
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dad, 1st grade, death, father,
Dadella DeVil(To be sung to the tune of "Cruella DeVil from Disney's 101 Dalmations)
Dadella DeVil, Dadella DeVil
If he don't make you laugh, no funny thing will
I...
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dad, funny, memory,
THE KING IS GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTENTHE KING IS GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN
For the rest of my life, you will never be forgotten
Every day I will think of you again and...
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cry, dad, father son,
Finding Fun On A Budget part 2 - Summer SleddingAqua blue sled
Thumpity thump thump thump
Children laugh with glee
Thank heavens for air conditioning
Bumpity bump bump bump
Wheeeee!
Mom mirrors masterpiece The Scream
Declares, “This shall not be...
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children, dad, family, fun,
football mug
coffee in a football mug
join us as we chug a lug
no matter the team
bring on the steam
next time serve it in a jug.
...
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addiction, dad, drink, football,
His Dad and BaseballHis father loved baseball…he watched his favorite team religiously…
“It’s a lot like life.” He’d say. “Come and watch a game with me.”
“When it’s your turn...
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dad, baseball, father son, life,
Big Beach Day BluesWe all went down to the beach today; it was hot as hot can be.
The carpark was full, Dad got cross and my...
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dad, beach, family, funny, kid,
My Father's GhostThe man whose supposed to love me the most;
has hurt me the most, isn’t that funny?
Was it because I resembled you,
Or was it that...
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dad, deep, grief, i
The Chicken PluckerDad ordered a chicken to pluck,
in the end he had some bad luck.
Ready for the task.
He got not as ask,
not a dead chicken, a live...
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animal, confusion, dad, funny,
OnslaughtHey, I like Fast cars, I've lived agood life, wand the worst life like the one your waiting for.
Time to grow up, be a...
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anxiety, conflict, dad, feelings,
The GirlsThe Girls
Perfumed and groomed,
ribbons in their hair, so fair,
they are beautiful...
to me.
Shorty, she is the clever hound,
that knows how to...
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dad, dog, faith, family,
Re-Born FatherThese urgent strangers dressed up in green gowns
Snip rip strip
My dad’s red pants underwear and shirt
From his ancient body
A de-frocked clown not funny anymore
“Oh Bobby,...
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dad, birth, death, father son,