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Funny Dad Poems

These Funny Dad poems are examples of Dad poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Dad Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Thanks Dad
I appreciate, more than grieve, you.
If I have a regret,
it's that I didn't convey my appreciation
when you were here.

We had our disagreements,
on different sides of...

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Categories: appreciation, dad, thanks,



Warning
I walked in the room
Thinking that I’ve read the atmosphere 
He glares at me with an interesting look
Then he turn back to his tv
I took...

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Categories: dad, funny,

Premium Member To The Dad I Once Knew
* Note My dad passed away today, a little over seven months since my mom passed. After a thirty year estrangement my dad and I...

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© Tom Woody  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: dad, 1st grade, death, father,

Premium Member Dadella DeVil
(To be sung to the tune of "Cruella DeVil from Disney's 101 Dalmations)

Dadella DeVil, Dadella DeVil
If he don't make you laugh, no funny thing will
I...

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Categories: dad, funny, memory,

THE KING IS GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN
THE KING IS GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN

For the rest of my life, you will never be forgotten
Every day I will think of you again and...

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Categories: cry, dad, father son,



Premium Member Finding Fun On A Budget part 2 - Summer Sledding
Aqua blue sled
Thumpity thump thump thump
Children laugh with glee

Thank heavens for air conditioning 
Bumpity bump bump bump
Wheeeee!

Mom mirrors masterpiece The Scream
Declares, “This shall not be...

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Categories: children, dad, family, fun,

Premium Member football mug
coffee is a football mug

joins us as we chug a lug

no matter the team

bring on the steam

next time serve it in a jug.
...

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Categories: addiction, dad, drink, football,

Premium Member His Dad and Baseball
His father loved baseball…he watched his favorite team religiously…
“It’s a lot like life.” He’d say. “Come and watch a game with me.”

“When it’s your turn...

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© Jim Yerman  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: dad, baseball, father son, life,

Big Beach Day Blues
We all went down to the beach today; it was hot as hot can be.  
The carpark was full, Dad got cross and my...

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Categories: dad, beach, family, funny, kid,

My Father's Ghost
The man whose supposed to love me the most;
has hurt me the most, isn’t that funny?
Was it because I resembled you, 
Or was it that...

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Categories: dad, deep, grief, i

Premium Member The Chicken Plucker
Dad ordered a chicken to pluck,
in the end he had some bad luck.
Ready for the task.
He got not as ask,
not a dead chicken, a live...

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© Bill Baker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: animal, confusion, dad, funny,

Onslaught
Hey, I like Fast cars, I've lived agood life, wand the worst life like the one your waiting for.
 Time to grow up, be a...

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Categories: anxiety, conflict, dad, feelings,

Premium Member The Girls
The Girls

Perfumed and groomed, 
ribbons in their hair, so fair, 
they are beautiful... 
to me. 

Shorty, she is the clever hound, 
that knows how to...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: dad, dog, faith, family,

Premium Member Re-Born Father
These urgent strangers dressed up in green gowns
Snip rip strip
My dad’s red pants underwear and shirt
From his ancient body

A de-frocked clown not funny anymore

“Oh Bobby,...

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Categories: dad, birth, death, father son,

Premium Member He Gave Her a Book
As a child I had a big old red trunk,                               ...

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Categories: books, dad, love, red,


Book: Reflection on the Important Things