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Funny Dad Poems

These Funny Dad poems are examples of Dad poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Dad Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Dadella DeVil
(To be sung to the tune of "Cruella DeVil from Disney's 101 Dalmations)

Dadella DeVil, Dadella DeVil
If he don't make you laugh, no funny thing will
I...

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Categories: dad, funny, memory,



THE KING IS GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN
THE KING IS GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN

For the rest of my life, you will never be forgotten
Every day I will think of you again and...

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Categories: cry, dad, father son,

Premium Member Bunnies Welcome Spring
As a kid I had three bunnies,
they were free I paid no moneys.
It was Easter time,
I had won them and they were all mine.
I had...

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Categories: animal, child, dad, easter,

Premium Member Finding Fun On A Budget part 2 - Summer Sledding
Aqua blue sled
Thumpity thump thump thump
Children laugh with glee

Thank heavens for air conditioning 
Bumpity bump bump bump
Wheeeee!

Mom mirrors masterpiece The Scream
Declares, “This shall not be...

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Categories: children, dad, family, fun,

Premium Member Undone
I was only four, 
when Blackie my dog died. 
My dad ran my best friend over, 
yes it was a horrible accident. 

 
I was...

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Categories: cat, dad, heart, love,



Premium Member Football Mug
coffee is a football mug

join me as i chug-a-lug

no matter the team

bring on the steam

serve it next time in a jug.
...

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Categories: addiction, dad, drink, football,

Premium Member The Last Organ Grinder
I can still remember visiting a small musical town,  
a young boy holding his hat and singing his heart out for money.  
His...

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Categories: boy, dad, dog, music,

Premium Member His Dad and Baseball
His father loved baseball…he watched his favorite team religiously…
“It’s a lot like life.” He’d say. “Come and watch a game with me.”

“When it’s your turn...

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Categories: dad, baseball, father son, life,

Premium Member Bottomless Depth
After a much needed rainy night,                   ...

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Categories: dad, day, night, rain,

Premium Member Ocean
"A blue carpet as far as we can see.
My child I call it an Ocean." By Poet

When I was little my dad took me to...

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Categories: blue, child, dad, fun,

Premium Member Big Beach Day Blues
We all went down to the beach today; it was hot as hot can be.  
The carpark was full, Dad got cross and my...

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Categories: dad, beach, family, funny, kid,

Premium Member Unwritten
Quote By My Dad  "A quitter never wins and a winner never quits." 

My dad did not teach me much,
the few things he did have...

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Categories: books, child, dad, love,

Premium Member Questionable
Quote By Poet "The word Why makes the world go round."               ...

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Categories: child, dad, mom, time,

My Father's Ghost
The man whose supposed to love me the most;
has hurt me the most, isn’t that funny?
Was it because I resembled you, 
Or was it that...

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Categories: dad, deep, grief, i

Premium Member Kiss
A young child's first kiss will be with a puppy or a kitten,
as she gets older the kiss could be written.
A boy puts the first...

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Categories: boy, cute, dad, fun,


Book: Shattered Sighs