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Cruz Poems - Poems about Cruz

Top Gun 2022
It seems our driver made a fuss Whilst dodging bullets on our bus When Ted Cruz said, "You won't be dead If you shoot first, and then you cuss!"...

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Categories: cruz, culture,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Gambler In Santa Cruz
A big-time gambler in Santa Cruz told his wife: Hey—what’s there to lose? But she filed for divorce when he picked the wrong horse Now he’s left with an old pair of shoes. 2/6/22...

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Categories: cruz, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member On the Eve of Camerone - Vera Cruz, April, 1863
So, the regimental adjutant is to command 3rd Company As we escort three million francs to Puebla? Leave it to the general to trust such a fortune To a band of misfits led by a staff lackey Who can’t even shuffle cards, hampered as he is By that ridiculous wooden hand. Well, I just hope the good captain’s...

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Categories: cruz, history, military,
Form: Blank verse
The Best Man You Can Be
Treat your woman the , you would want someone to treat me Show them Love, Respect, to be Honest and know the meaning of Loyalty Put them first , and teach them to Respect their mamma too So when they are grown, and and become good men, Everybody knows its from you And they too will pass it on...

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Categories: cruz, appreciation, blessing, brother, change,
Form: Rhyme
Cinema About Cruz Dilemna
saw a cinema about the cruz dilemma needs an enema always came my way God gave me another day again to Him pray to God often speak He is one who I will seek even though a (poetry) freak piece of puzzle place seemed to do with style and grace of me was a face James Horn...

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Categories: cruz, allegory, analogy,
Form: Senryu



The Scumbagery of Ted Cruz
the scumbagery Of Texas Senator Ted Cruz Utterly confounds...

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Categories: cruz, america, anger, angst, evil,
Form: Haiku
Ted Cruz On Fox News
Ted Cruz on Fox News Wondered what in the world if Ted Cruz, Was found in a bar being on Fox News; Dad Kennedy Shot, And he got caught, Joking around while drinking few brews. Jim Horn...

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Categories: cruz, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Mission Santa Cruz
Early mission's ruin makes chaff. Former pride's diminished by half. Seen now old destruction's no laugh. Glory's faded. Rogues were ruled not by an oak staff. Prudence jaded....

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Categories: cruz, religious,
Form: Rhyme
Ted Cruz
Ted Cruz the implausible poseur distorting others' views try a few of his own see him preen for those selfies with gullibles half grown....

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Categories: cruz, absence, bible,
Form: Clerihew
Felito Cruz
Felito Cruz while undoubtedly making the news something has shed the Donald, informed, will happily call for his head....

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Categories: cruz, nostalgia,
Form: Clerihew
Ted Cruz
All today I had the blues Because I listened to the news, Learning Iowans did choose Not Trump or Rubio, but Cruz. This candidate does not amuse. His cockiness just seems to ooze From all his pores and in reviews, His own Grand Party can’t enthuse. It seems he likes to put the screws On fellow pols, who can’t excuse The vitriol he likes to...

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Categories: cruz, political,
Form: Monorhyme
Cruz and Perry
Ted Cruz is now attempting to play the barnyard muse with Rick Perry who can likely count cows but intangibles not very....

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Categories: cruz, absence,
Form: Clerihew
Ted Cruz
Ted Cruz everything he owned he said he would use until he needed more Goldman/Guzman they both topped up the score....

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Categories: cruz, analogy,
Form: Clerihew
The Cave At Santa Cruz
Santa Cruz it was deep and blue-green and you could see the sandy bottom where mako sharks circled the boat, waiting for scraps, a habit they'd learnt from the tour boats that's when I heard the sound I hadn't heard anytime before, a rasping blow of air,stifled by the blood-foam sea and granite drum rocks of the jagged cave...

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Categories: cruz, nature,
Form: Free verse
The Seas Off Puerto De La Cruz
Power blue power atlantics oceans power Impetus a million tons of water vast spray a haze of salty mist in the air three hundred yards of sea Iridescent rainbow in the bright sunlight withering pounding and crushing waves a thousand mile voyage Relentless night and day past millenniums millenniums to come...

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Categories: cruz, sea,
Form: Free verse

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