Cruz Poems

Top Gun 2022

It seems our driver made a fuss
Whilst dodging bullets on our bus
When Ted Cruz said,
"You won't be dead
If you shoot first, and then you cuss!"

A Gambler In Santa Cruz

A big-time gambler in Santa Cruz
told his wife:  Hey—what’s there to lose?
But she filed for divorce
when he picked the wrong horse
Now he’s left with an old pair of shoes.

2/6/22

On the Eve of Camerone - Vera Cruz, April, 1863

So, the regimental adjutant is to command 3rd Company
As we escort three million francs to Puebla?
Leave it to the general to trust such a fortune 
To a band of misfits led by a staff lackey 
Who can’t even shuffle cards, hampered as he is 
By that ridiculous wooden hand.
Well, I just hope the good captain’s

The Best Man You Can Be

Treat your woman the , you would want someone to treat me
Show them Love, Respect, to be Honest and know the meaning of Loyalty

Put them first , and teach them to Respect their mamma too
So when they are grown, and and become good men, Everybody knows its from you

And they too will pass it on

Cinema About Cruz Dilemna

saw a cinema
about the cruz dilemma
needs an enema

always came my way
God gave me another day
again to Him pray

to God often speak
He is one who I will seek
even though a (poetry) freak

piece of puzzle place
seemed to do with style and grace
of me was a face

James Horn

The Scumbagery of Ted Cruz

the scumbagery 
Of Texas Senator Ted Cruz 
Utterly confounds

Ted Cruz On Fox News

Ted Cruz on Fox News

Wondered what in the world if Ted Cruz,
Was found in a  bar being on Fox News;
Dad Kennedy Shot,
And he got caught,
Joking around while drinking few brews.

Jim Horn

Mission Santa Cruz

Early mission's ruin makes chaff.
Former pride's diminished by half.
Seen now old destruction's no laugh.
Glory's faded.
Rogues were ruled not by an oak staff.
Prudence jaded.

Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz
the implausible poseur distorting others' views
try a few of his own
see him preen for those selfies with gullibles half grown.

Felito Cruz

Felito Cruz
while undoubtedly making the news 
something has shed
the Donald, informed, will happily call for his head.

Ted Cruz

All today I had the blues
Because I listened to the news,
Learning Iowans did choose
Not Trump or Rubio, but Cruz.

This candidate does not amuse.
His cockiness just seems to ooze
From all his pores and in reviews,
His own Grand Party can’t enthuse.

It seems he likes to put the screws
On fellow pols, who can’t excuse
The vitriol he likes to

Cruz and Perry

Ted Cruz
 is now attempting to play the barnyard muse
 with Rick Perry
 who can likely count cows but intangibles not very.

Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz
everything he owned he said he would use
until he needed more
Goldman/Guzman they both topped up the score.

The Cave At Santa Cruz

Santa Cruz

it was deep and blue-green and you could 
see the sandy bottom where mako sharks circled
the boat, waiting for scraps, a habit they'd 
learnt from the tour boats 

that's when I heard the sound I hadn't heard 
anytime before, a rasping blow of air,stifled
by the blood-foam sea and granite drum rocks
of the jagged cave

The Seas Off Puerto De La Cruz

Power 
blue power
atlantics oceans power

Impetus a million tons of water
vast spray a haze of salty mist in the air
three hundred yards of sea 

Iridescent rainbow in the bright sunlight
withering pounding and crushing
waves a thousand mile voyage

Relentless night and day
past millenniums 
millenniums to come

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