Funny Crime Poems
These Funny Crime poems are examples of Crime poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Crime Funny poems written by international poets.
A Sleuth Who Thought Truth Too UncouthA sleuth who thought truth too uncouth
Invented a villain named ‘Ruth’.
Her crimes, though quite quaint,
Compelled him to faint,
Reviving his nerves with vermouth.
...
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crime, drink, funny, humor, humorous,
Jumping JillJumping Jill she just loved to jump
From when she woke until bedtime.
She was afraid that she’d get plump
If she did not jump through daytime.
Once Jumping...
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crime, 2nd grade, children, funny,
A Celestial TrapGot stuck in a celestial trap,
Found myself nowhere within the gap.
Fell only for the crap,
Driving me insane with this verbose map!
Poke my nose, pinch my ear,
Don't want to...
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crime, blessing, emotions, funny love,
Don'T Do the CrimeAmos was a boy from the backwoods,
lived his life back there up in the sticks.
Hunting, fishing, swimming, and drinking,
was the way he would...
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Categories:
crime, poetry,
Sorrows of Slummin'While I was out’a slummin’
I heard the sirens hummin’
hands restrained behind
now in jail I find
I shoulda seen it comin’...
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crime, funny, humorous, smile, sorry,
The Octogenarian's CrimeThe old man flirted with barmaid- Marie
When she charged him of rape, felt no fury
Feeling proud, pleaded guilty
He wanted no pity
Sad, he was imprisoned for...
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Categories:
crime, betrayal, funny love, romance,
Crime Dunt PayPlease read it how you see it.lol.
Spellings not mi 4 tee tude,
I dunt no rite from rong.
I only borud that mistas car,
An a fortneet dint...
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crime, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Bad At Being BadIn Birmingham I tried a scam,
involving some velvet and ham.
It appears I am damned.
Wound up in the slam.
I tried a hustle one night in Brussels.
But...
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Categories:
crime, corruption,
Stumbling Towards DesireI stumble pajamaed, half asleep toward the object of my desire.
in memory, it calls to me, of passionate pleasures experienced prior.
The morning's night is the...
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crime, 11th grade, funny, horror,
Black On Black CrimeI remember, oh I remember when...
Comedian Chris Rock once cracked wise
...
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Categories:
crime, anger, black african american,
Teeny Bopper Gangsta Pop LyricsOom, bumba bumba bumba
Oom, bumba boo
Shoot the police and
Shooby dooby doo.
Oom, bumba bumba bumba
Oom, wumba woo
Shoot out on 42nd
Doo wacka doo....
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crime, city, funny, humor, music,
Rhyme CrimeThe morning dew is a time to start anew.
The afternoon breeze is a time to sneeze.
The evening sun is a time for fun.
And the midnight...
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crime, fun, funny,
Crime of the CenturyThe crime families have met
It’s all been flogged and settled
The crime of all crimes
The crime of the masterminds
They have met with the hackers
And the behind...
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crime, art, child, funny, humorous,
The Perfect CrimeSheila Watters and her two young daughters were out for a stroll one day.
When all of a sudden big Bertie McCrudden jumped out and blocked...
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Categories:
crime, women,
Daylight Savings CrimeWe gained an hour, that's fact.
Try to keep your emotions intact!
I'm not sure how folks feel
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Categories:
crime, funny,