Crime of the Century

The crime families have met It’s all been flogged and settled The crime of all crimes The crime of the masterminds They have met with the hackers And the behind the scene masters The plot is in play Let all the world fall prey Bankers will fall Poets will run over to the mall With their two dollar money orders All for fame and obvious fortune Any fraudster knows To bring all the gullible in to binge The prize must be huge Huge and as heavenly as sin If you never have to pay Make the prize a billion they say In gold or in fools all told Oh yes this tops even Thomas’s crown Affairs and petulant airs They love the sound of their own voices Living in a world with few choices For those still seeking fools gold Anything they don’t understand Must be evil Burn those whom don’t adhere To our negative trump like ears These brilliant pyramid men Have figured out the perfect scheme Send me two dollars The contest is different than it seems If you cant tell a template from the evil gate Or an amateur student like affair You are as blind as the guard In the museum of fraudulent despair The super tramp of Krispy Kreme Has reported live The crime of the century!