Crappy Poems - Poems about Crappy

...He reignited my creative passion when he reentered my life His can sense to the core how I am feeling and asked me right away to be his wife Though it's been 45 years we have known each other and......Read More

...Your yummy brownies made a mess of my weekend. Ex-Lax~~crappy joke!......Read More

...I’m no good at staying in one place, I’m a man that needs to roam around. Ain’t no good at raising a family, or growing some crops out of the ground. I’m no good at long relationships, you can a......Read More

...sitting in nature waiting for inspiration pooped on by a bird For Matt Caliri’s I’m Looking At The Haiku In The Mirror Contest......Read More

..."If having a sense of humor is considered crazy, tell me I'm zany before you walk out my door." ~ by poet ......Read More

...Bethel Island nine and nine, the twins splash and race the motor boat - the owner was rash. The parents of nine and nine found this crappy. Until excitement was overruled, twins were happy......Read More

...“We are the forgotten, the grime and scum of the earth. We are the poor souls who live like animals so you can live like kings and queens. We are the shadows no one cares about, the dark crevice we......Read More

...Lately I have been feeling so happy and so rappy. But whenever I get snappy, I go for a nappy. Just never make me feel so unhappy nor either so crappy.......Read More

...The true self is still hidden For me it's not too sudden Still immature to travel alone And a girl that is not flown It's a story of fairy with unconscious feeling like dreams Of becoming an A......Read More

...The left side of my heart Tells me to live a happy life But the right side of my heart says I can’t, knowing I’ll never be his wife The left side of my heart tells me It’s okay to let go and ......Read More

...Mom So many words to say, so many things unspoken where were you when all I needed was your love and devotion? To protect me from all the evil and darkness in this world But instead, you decid......Read More

...1/28/23 It's fact or not From here to way beyond Camelot I live it up and laugh a lot Take off like an astronaut Took one too many dabs and shots Moving at the speed of a half knot I start......Read More

...Last night I showed my humble gratitude To a sweet sow with pulchritude She served as a shield Or I would've squealed When the farmer wanted me barbequed Now, all she eats is pizza; Totino's ......Read More

... Spring's not all about feeling chirpy good, Boom of blooms causes pollen allergies, Scour and scrub the house of dirt, that I should! Spring cleaning done - too tired...Achoo!..to......Read More

...I Feel Like- IFL I feel like i’m not alive today I feel like i’m dead today and i don't know when or how i'll come back My body is a husk of the person i was yesterday Yesterdays body becomes sour......Read More