Crappy Poems - Poems about Crappy

sitting in nature waiting for inspiration pooped on by a bird For Matt Caliri’s I’m Looking At The Haiku In The Mirror Contest...

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Son said he’d cook a meal Relax mum, chill out and take the weight off your feet It’s a deal! I smell burning I leap out of my comfy seat Churning Meal burned Mother’s day treat Spurned Son said he’d cook a meal I leap out of my comfy seat Spurned FICTIONAL POEM FOR CONTEST 6,12,3 ;4,8,2; 2,4,1; 6,8,1 Checked with how many syllables Let's Minichu on fun...

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GOT TO CHANGE THE CRAPPY WAYS To all kinds of crappy individuals, who think they are high and mighty. I find them people with no principles for they are really mean and slimy. I was a disability specialist for years analyzing and processing disability claims. I heard claimants’ demands for hours or their attorneys’; they could be profane. They wanted the money they believed they...

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I’m thinking we’re on a downhill slide With self-aggrandizing politicians now, Bloviating so self-assured and snide Paying no attention to their campaign vow. With an eye on their big monied donors, They think little of their constituencies Sometimes I think they are really stoners, And need more prayer time on their knees. written October 24, 2021...

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Sloth hangs upside down in a tree I look up and unfortunately Golden pee it releases With a week’s worth of faeces I’ll admit I am far from happy! A sloth only excretes once a week and can lose a third of its body weight A little poetic licence, they actually excrete on the ground 10/21/21...

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Sitting on the privvy for what seemed like hours, it's time to go...

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Defined as dull or lacking luster it became the word they used to speak of O'aho. who's real name was Cephalopod but none would speak of the person with that name. Instead for days, they would look at him and not speak, than one day when his food looked and smelled best, those who ignored him started speaking to him. They defined their acts as...

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When I was ten-and-four, I heard my best friend say, “Don’t hand out your trust In its entirety. Even Satan was once An angel.” But I was ten-and-four, Too naïve and headstrong to listen. When I was ten-and-four, I heard my best friend say again, “Often enough, bad things fall On those who strive to bring goodness. Pick yourself up off the ground, And be wary with trusting...

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A fart ain't smart When it's 3-D art So don't put your horse Before your cart 'May The Gas Be With You Farts Part 2' Contest Info Sponsor Chantelle Anne Cooke...

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Ya get up outta bed Pick what to wear Brush your teeth In the mirror you stare Get the kids moving Whining all the way This is just the start Of my crappy day Trip over the dog Run into the wall Stub your big toe Swollen and all Run out of hot water Shampoo in your hair The cat pees on What you were suppose to wear Get to...

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