Crappy Poems - Poems about Crappy

...IN MY 16 YEARS.. They always tell you, Comparison is the thief of joy, I miss those years of innocence where it was just me and my favourite toy, I didn't feel the need to look at other peopl......Read the rest...

...What a recent shame it's been Tears are falling once again Eyes are red and really swollen After all my faith was stolen Someone I completely trusted With a friendship has now busted All my dre......Read the rest...

...I beg for your forgiveness once more I said too much again…need I say more? It’s been a crappy, snappy day for me and today will be my day An attitude of gratitude instead of dismay would be nice ......Read the rest...

...What a blessing it is to be alive Driven insane until tortured further and I felt my sins so impure But, I told them I will surely survive Want to find the cure and be oh so mature, I will endure ......Read the rest...

...Born into a band of heavenly bliss he wrote about territorial piss One song so deep it dripped from ceilings liked to eat fish, coz they have no feelings? Married a madwoman her name was (Love......Read the rest...

... "If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy" One of my favorite quotes by a man named Ron Hall If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. Tell that to each kid and his or her pappy. Some moms can b......Read the rest...

... *Been posting some heavy stuff lately. Time for a bit of levity. "Hey babe, you're never gonna believe this. Crab fishing in Alaska has been cancelled for 2023." "I don't understand, dear." "......Read the rest...

...david looks at the guy big very big Intelligent not dumb at all fast for his size athletic the young man picks up a pebble looks ruefully at his crappy sling The crowds going wild j......Read the rest...

...Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich revisited January 23rd, 2024 on the evening before yours truly (the one and only Matthew Scott Harris), a stand up comic wannabe, who historically......Read the rest...

...I have found my reason why, The thought of it makes me want to cry, It wasn’t for the attention, Or to keep me from leaving, It is the pain and trauma, I buried down under, I have come to hate ......Read the rest...

...Conjuring and challenging my silly, puny solitude… Enduring and foliage of squalid grief…left me in the nude of the wintertime Sometimes, I wander…I wonder…I ponder so good I am naughty this wint......Read the rest...

...Ure my chemical imbalance tipping the scales Ure the voice shouting leaving me pale Ure the fright in the middle of a soulless night Ure broken glass on the sidewalk Ure cuts thru my shoes while ......Read the rest...

...He reignited my creative passion when he reentered my life His can sense to the core how I am feeling and asked me right away to be his wife Though it's been 45 years we have known each other and......Read the rest...

...Your yummy brownies made a mess of my weekend. Ex-Lax~~crappy joke!......Read the rest...

...I’m no good at staying in one place, I’m a man that needs to roam around. Ain’t no good at raising a family, or growing some crops out of the ground. I’m no good at long relationships, you can a......Read the rest...