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Conniption Poems - Poems about Conniption

Ain'T No Hoop and Stick
...Whenever the grandchildren visit us you can see how they turn their heads and cringe If we should start talking about the games that we were forced to play with way back when They roll their ey......

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Categories: conniption, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Housekeeping Not a Strong Suit With the Missus
...Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus (***warning ungapatchka language ahead***) regarding following lines courtesy the missus, who adventitiously, inadvertently, unknowingly allowed, ......

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Categories: conniption, anger, anxiety, betrayal, divorce,
Form: Free verse



Non-Fiction In the New Yorker
...If the subject is appealing, I’ll, at first, begin to read, Though the facts with which I’m dealing Are way more than what I need. All the knowledge that I’m gaining, By the time I reach page......

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Categories: conniption, words,
Form: Rhyme
Housekeeping Not a Strong Suit With the Missus
...Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus (***warning ungapatchka language ahead***) regarding following lines courtesy the missus, who adventitiously, inadvertently, unknowingly allowed, ......

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Categories: conniption, abuse, adventure, anger, animal,
Form: Free verse
Housekeeping Not a Strong Suit With the Missus
...(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***) Hence plead ding for Mary Poppins wannabe with snap of her fingers can affect ship shape tidiness, which task needed before May 2022 when yearl......

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Categories: conniption, adventure, age, angel, anger,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Doo Doo the Cat
...Doo Doo the cat was irritated today; totally not sweet. She had gone to the roof, and Horned Owl was sitting in her seat. That is my place, she said, but his look could easily defeat. He rolled hi......

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Categories: conniption, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Rhyme
Somehow That Makes Me Racist, Part I
...I bought myself an ice scream stand, that kind that every small town has, and summer was coming quickly, so I needed workers, and fast. But I did my due diligence, I checked into people’s backgr......

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Categories: conniption, corruption, culture, how i
Form: Rhyme
Housekeeping Not a Strong Suit With the Missus
...(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***) Flush with rage the spouse will become allied if reference made how she buzzfeeds disorder altercation especially likely if divorce blurted making me ......

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Categories: conniption, adventure, environment, humorous, husband,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Aphorisms
...Does your conniption fit? If it's not a laughing matter, then it's not important. Did you ever notice that when you stir a glass of something, the spoon says, "Jibiddy jibiddy jibiddy jibiddy"......

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Categories: conniption, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Prose
Premium Member Tom Sharing Aphorisms
... Tom Sharing Aphorisms (old adages) Composed: by Miracle Man 11-9-2019 I’ve been told, when younger, ”I could start a fight in an empty House.” Because often “I would cloud up and ra......

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Categories: conniption, humor, satire,
Form: Free verse
Midas Conniption
...So do you swallow, adapted to aerial feeding, feel that everywhere, except in Antarctica, If you just looked, above the trees and turning your tiny neck. The revolving wind, the door p......

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Categories: conniption, allegory, analogy,
Form: I do not know?
The Clawing On the Inner Walls of My Skull
...Give into pure thought, I'll entice you a spell, Extracted from fear, fear my own hell. The trees, they fall, the air, it drowns, From beasts of skin, these earth-dwelling clowns. Stuck in my min......

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Categories: conniption, conflict, dark, deep, depression,
Form: I do not know?
Marvelous, Mesmerizing, Montserrat
...To glance at the jagged hill is a dream Just as I yearn to amble over its magma flow Like a million salmon swimming up my bloodstream I will see the Soufriere Hills, I just know As the earth ven......

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Categories: conniption, adventure, appreciation, desire, freedom,
Form: Ekphrasis
Bread and Lemonade
...One What good is it, to complicate flesh and bone you've yet to know? To paint portrait a brain only seeing the mask-y Face, It is a canvas that is sure to lie. What us......

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Categories: conniption, adventure, analogy, anxiety, depression,
Form: Free verse
A Monday Night
...A chuckle, A snicker, A giggle, A short little laugh. A snort, A guffaw, A roll on the floor, Nearly in tears I realize I am not alone in the room. An eye brow rises at my odd conniption. I merely po......

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Categories: conniption, cat, fun, funny, giggle,
Form: Free verse

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