Short Conniption Poems

Does your conniption fit?

If it's not a laughing matter, then it's not important. 

Did you ever notice that when you stir a glass of something, the spoon says, "Jibiddy jibiddy jibiddy jibiddy"?

Worst first name of anyone I ever met: Schmedroy....

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A chuckle,
A snicker,
A giggle,
A short little laugh.
A snort,
A guffaw,
A roll on the floor,
Nearly in tears I realize I am not alone in the room.
An eye brow rises at my odd conniption.
I merely point breathlessly at the corner.
Once more the cat has gotten its head caught in a plastic cup....

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Pa sent Jack and Jill to the local pub to fetch a pail of beer.

Alas, Jack tripped, spilled the beer and landed on his rear!

The old man scolded them and had a conniption fit!

Saying, "At deliverin' my daily beer youse ain't worth a whit!"

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved...

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Ah, dazzled by the dark messiah's calculating tongue,
Panoply of a scheming soul residing deep in his being -
Engaging the mindless herds gathering all around him.
Rue the day when he is exposed as he truly is, that no
Conniption, remorse or hair wringing could ever undo.
Until the next election comes along, just grit your teeth!...

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So do you
swallow, adapted 
to aerial feeding,
feel that everywhere,
except in Antarctica,
If you just looked,
above the trees and 
turning your tiny
neck. 
The revolving 
wind, the door
painted chestnut
or old oak,
of all the tweets
you might have
tweeted, do tweet
of course, only 
when you are 
stationary, 
do you through
some kind of. 
dizzy, instinctive.
wild eyed, 
consequence,
As it were,
seem to know?
I the know penguins
seem to.

Peace!...

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