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Written with love for Trudy

Certain things despised by me without a doubt:
foulest elevator farts that no one wants to own,
tasting garlic from their gas, I gag and shout,
"Farty creep, I think you're rotten to the bone."
Very much detest commodes that overflow,
more than that I loathe the floating feces, though.
Really hate to step in stinking piles of poo,
squelching shoes or boots becoming pungent too.

Premium Member a royal flush

His tongue might work well in commodes
Trump's flapper lets loose toxic loads
Spewing crap from the can
This Hitleresque man
Shows how constipation explodes 

Author's note: Why does DT need fans?

Refugee's Not Aliens

Refugees
Not aliens, once citizens
reduced to Stateless beings
Not because of own making
On run as find life simmering
due to anarchy set afire
by mindless Power bearers
Womb of their myopic terror
sans umbilical cord giving birth
to orphan refugees on Mother Earth

Refugees 
ignored by 
Heartless Progressive tribes 
some busy in fun trip to Mars 
some  listed as Forbes billionaire 
some relishing edible gold powder
some using gilted commodes,cars 
while refugee families live in fear
in temporary abodes near border
sans food, clothes, clean water 

Refugees
ensnared pawn in crossfire 
beart brunt, while killers 
of Refugee's Nationality
aren't probed, booked, jailed ! 
Lady Justice stands blindfolded 
Scales tilted against Refugees
Sword not chopping cruelty gross
Killers of Refugee's identity 
roaming scot-free with impunity 

Refugees 
man-made menace
pose a great challenge
Society should ensure
none is made to flee 
as after effects are grave
Refugee can turn bad apple
rotting full basket of Humanity 
shaming HIS Creativity
humiliating HIS Divinity
______________________________
© Dr Hitendra Mehta, India ????


Refugee's Not Aliens

Refugees
Not aliens, once citizens
reduced to Stateless beings
Not because of own making
On run as find life simmering
due to anarchy set afire
by mindless Power bearers
Womb of their myopic terror
sans umbilical cord giving birth
to orphan refugees on Mother Earth

Refugees 
ignored by 
Heartless Progressive tribes 
some busy in fun trip to Mars 
some  listed as Forbes billionaire 
some relishing edible gold powder
some using gilted commodes,cars 
while refugee families live in fear
in temporary abodes near border
sans food, clothes, clean water 

Refugees
ensnared pawn in crossfire 
beart brunt, while killers 
of Refugee's Nationality
aren't probed, booked, jailed ! 
Lady Justice stands blindfolded 
Scales tilted against Refugees
Sword not chopping cruelty gross
Killers of Refugee's identity 
roaming scot-free with impunity 

Refugees 
man-made menace
pose a great challenge
Society should ensure
none is made to flee 
as after effects are grave
Refugee can turn bad apple
rotting full basket of Humanity 
shaming HIS Creativity
humiliating HIS Divinity
______________________________
© Dr Hitendra Mehta, India ????

Premium Member Ode To An Oldie

There once was a bucket from Nantucket
[Trump*]'s aides must make time to lug it
While running for office
His sh!t from each orifice
Needs giant commodes just to flush it

*In order to promote fairness, the reader can insert any selfish politician, CEO, or other name in the brackets. Sadly, there's no shortage of good choices.

Premium Member Winter unpleasantries

Before the luxury of commodes
Worn footpath heading out to the outhouse.
B-line tracks in fresh snow.



Wordku: 5-7-5 words

AP: 3rd place 2026


Nowadays

We Upgraded to a Generation
Where a Country’s Worth is
Measured by its Nuclear Weapons.
We Believe more in Aliens
Than our Fellow Humans.

What Use is of Eight Lane Roads
If We are Racing towards Apocalypse.
Doctors seems to be
Trying to Save Money,
Instead of Lives.

We take Pride in Commodes
Fitted with Water Sprinklers,
Too Lazy to Wipe or Wash.
Even the Word VANITY
Seems to have Lost its Pride.

Retired Commodes -

make nice flower pots
after years of taking crap
they seem happy now

Commodes Delight

All dressed in white 
In hopes I might be out of everyone's sight
I will fight for what is right
As long as others wont miss their targets sight
For one will feel more delight 
When they are relieved of their painfull plight 
And end up closing my commodes lid tight
And washes their hands with sheer delight
Before clearly leaving my commode's chair sight 



Wash Those Hands LOL


Also Entry For
Matt Caliri's 
Speak Chair Speak Contest
GL All

Commodes Delight

All dressed in white 
                                  In hopes someone might be out of sight;
                                              I will fight, for what is right;
                                   As long as others wont miss their sight. 
                                       For one will feel so much delight 
                                  When they are relieved of this painfull fight 
                                    Ending up closing the commodes lid tight
                                     And washing their hands, with such delight 
                                                   Before clearly leaving 
                                                   the commode's sight.

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