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a royal flush

...His tongue might work well in commodes
Trump's flapper lets loose toxic loads
Spewing crap from the can
This Hitleresque man
Shows how constipation explodes 

Author's note: Why does DT need fa...

Categories: commodes, america, fun, horror, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Refugee's Not Aliens

...Refugees
Not aliens, once citizens
reduced to Stateless beings
Not because of own making
On run as find life simmering
due to anarchy set afire
by mindless Power bearers
Womb of their myopic t...

Categories: commodes, humanity, war,
Form: Free verse

Refugee's Not Aliens

...Refugees
Not aliens, once citizens
reduced to Stateless beings
Not because of own making
On run as find life simmering
due to anarchy set afire
by mindless Power bearers
Womb of their myopic t...

Categories: commodes, humanity,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Ode To An Oldie

...There once was a bucket from Nantucket
[Trump*]'s aides must make time to lug it
While running for office
His sh!t from each orifice
Needs giant commodes just to flush it

*In order to promote ...

Categories: commodes, allegory, appreciation, character, political,
Form: Limerick

Nowadays

...We Upgraded to a Generation
Where a Country’s Worth is
Measured by its Nuclear Weapons.
We Believe more in Aliens
Than our Fellow Humans.

What Use is of Eight Lane Roads
If We are Racing ...

Categories: commodes, horror, life, meaningful, nature,
Form: Free verse

Retired Commodes -

...make nice flower pots
after years of taking crap
they seem happy now...

Categories: commodes, funny, nature,
Form: Senryu

Commodes Delight

...All dressed in white 
In hopes I might be out of everyone's sight
I will fight for what is right
As long as others wont miss their targets sight
For one will feel more delight 
When they are rel...

Categories: commodes, funny, imagination, places, uplifting,
Form: Monorhyme

Commodes Delight

...All dressed in white 
                                  In hopes someone might be out of sight;
                                              I will fight, for what is right;
                     ...

Categories: commodes, education, funny, visionary,
Form: Free verse