Comical Nonsense Deux

Don't grab a hot pan with your hand, from the form the oven! It's painful. Don't roller skate in a Hurricane? Are Ya crazy? Don't linger by tall buildings, in an earthquake. It's fatal. If you ride on a burrow might land on a cactus. Your jazz will be Achin. Don't eat a loaf of avocado toast and two stacks of bacon. That's constipation may ruin your vacation. Never refer to her as your old lady. She'll punch you in the nose. your eyes will swell closed. Feel like you reside in Hades!