In tennis, the players
Whom I am embracing
Are those who are, most
Of the time, self-effacing.
They might crack a smile
If they make a great shot
Or give a huge shout,
But one thing they are not
Is cocky, encouraging
Fans to applaud.
To me, that’s behavior
Obnoxious and flawed.
Some beckon with hand signals:
“Give me some praise!”
Or grab both their ears
For some louder displays.
It reminds me of someone,
You’ll surely surmise,
Who demands to be handed
A Nobel Peace prize.
For those most deserving
Of tributes to bask in
Are those who would never
Sink low and start askin’.
As cock of the walk and feeling cocky
I cocked a snook or two
derisive snorts more than cheeky
with a cock-a-doodle-doo
at her cock-a-leekie
and when she cocked an eye at me
on the moment's spur
I first cocked my hat
then cocked an eye at her
on a slippery slope downhill slide
absurd it was because
we were now both cockeyed
The treepie was confident and cocky, walking my fence
Tottering and tittering to himself, in a bravado-like manner
He was a handsome bird, his colors painted in compartments
Yellows, blacks, whites; he looked distinguished like a penguin
They both wear a tuxedo-like feather pattern
I work for a cocky boss
With whom I can never converse
He always has to have the last word
Everything you say to him appears absurd
He speaks like a judge in a courtroom
Your every word dissected and doomed
He walks aright and with a swagger
In his pocket a hidden dagger
Waiting to dissect the unsuspecting specimen
With cynicism he awaits his next big luncheon
'There will be consequences'
'Russia will pay a severe price'
Please pardon Mr. Putin for failing to tremble
He's focusing on his next roll of the dice
'Our sanctions will punish their economy'
'Russia's financial sector will be crippled'
Abject weakness barely causes a ripple
Putin's not as worried as Psaki thought he would be ~
The US has yet to sanction Russia's largest bank, you see
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Ms. Jen Psaki is President Biden's Press Secretary. All the
quotes in the poem are from her.
Her husband was a working encyclopedia.
He could spout off impressive facts
About countries, continents, rain forests.
She had never met such a wise man.
She felt lucky that he married her.
She decided to surprise him one night.
She brought him to a party.
Had not told him about playing the Trivial Pursuit game.
He was confident and cocky.
Stated over and over the manufacturer’s answers were wrong.
The next day he retaliated by bringing home a test.
Let’s take this if you dare, he said.
She asked what it was.
It’s an IQ test.
She was terrified. She knew he was the smart one.
She put him off for five days.
On the sixth day he wrote to the authors of the test
to point out all their errors.
She had outscored him by twenty-two points.
So what did happen to old Cocky,
Swearing away, profanity?
We gave him a new abode,
A cage in a nursing home,
Old Cocky struck it lucky,
Full of parrots, like he,
Cocky believed in sharing,
Oldies heard unique caring,
Cocky and Co. would greet each day,
In his inimitable way,
"You fat f....ing c...s, get out of bed!"
Not sure this is what geriatrics meant,
Cocky and Co. abuse the residents,
Yes, Cocky was communicating,
Soon every Cocky was proliferating,
Cocky's happy ending! Let's pray,
He is still alive and swearing today!
A cocky engineer on his way home
Spotting his boss standing alone
Perplexed and confused
Totally bemused
His groans soon turned to moans
I'm trying to make this thing work
But I'm starting to feel like a berk
I need this copied tonight
Or my deals out of sight
What I need is a smart office clerk
Hey boss, this is what you should do
Let me push the button for you
Insert your paper here
It'll come out over there
Your deal will make a dollar or two
So into the machine his paper went
Hoping that his deals heaven sent
As it's taken with ease
He can't believe what he sees
It's bloody shredded, malcontent
Hey, cocky engineer come back here
This situation I don't endear
Today you were employed
Your now null and void
It's about time you disappeared
A cracker and a cocky,
They are playing hockey,
A cracker is no longer,
A cocky licking a finger.
A cocky bought a hen,
But hen has no brain,
A cocky is searching egg,
Without cock a hen is fig.
A cocky loaded a pony,
But he was little funny,
He eats much and walks slow,
Always weeps when seeing a crow.
A cocky bought a pig,
That was only a dirty rag,
He always wants something to eat,
Otherwise has a fence defeat.
A cocky thinking to buy a cow,
He managed a land what how,
He also brought a Saxon dog,
He will be guard to everything log.
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