Cocky Poems - Poems about Cocky

The treepie was confident and cocky, walking my fence Tottering and tittering to himself, in a bravado-like manner He was a handsome bird, his colors painted in compartments Yellows, blacks, whites; he looked distinguished like a penguin They both wear a tuxedo-like feather pattern...

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I work for a cocky boss With whom I can never converse He always has to have the last word Everything you say to him appears absurd He speaks like a judge in a courtroom Your every word dissected and doomed He walks aright and with a swagger In his pocket a hidden dagger Waiting to dissect the unsuspecting specimen With cynicism he awaits...

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'There will be consequences' 'Russia will pay a severe price' Please pardon Mr. Putin for failing to tremble He's focusing on his next roll of the dice 'Our sanctions will punish their economy' 'Russia's financial sector will be crippled' Abject weakness barely causes a ripple Putin's not as...

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Her husband was a working encyclopedia. He could spout off impressive facts About countries, continents, rain forests. She had never met such a wise man. She felt lucky that he married her. She decided to surprise him one night. She brought him to a party. Had not told him about playing the Trivial Pursuit game. He was confident and cocky. Stated over and over...

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So what did happen to old Cocky, Swearing away, profanity? We gave him a new abode, A cage in a nursing home, Old Cocky struck it lucky, Full of parrots, like he, Cocky believed in sharing, Oldies heard unique caring, Cocky and Co. would greet each day, In his inimitable way, "You fat f....ing c...s, get out of bed!" Not sure this is what geriatrics meant, Cocky...

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A cocky engineer on his way home Spotting his boss standing alone Perplexed and confused Totally bemused His groans soon turned to moans I'm trying to make this thing work But I'm starting to feel like a berk I need this copied tonight Or my deals out of sight What I need is a smart office clerk Hey boss, this is what you should do Let...

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A cracker and a cocky, They are playing hockey, A cracker is no longer, A cocky licking a finger. A cocky bought a hen, But hen has no brain, A cocky is searching egg, Without cock a hen is fig. A cocky loaded a pony, But he was little funny, He eats much and walks slow, Always weeps when seeing a crow. A cocky bought a pig, That...

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