Beach Clothes Poems

How do I know,                                         ...

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"All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini."
- Jack Freestone

More skin makes my heart pound,    ...

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I’m lunching with my bestie Mylie
She’s upset and no longer smiley
I ask her what’s wrong
She said in my thong
My bottom is no match for Kylie!

I...

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Salman Bhai Ameer ki Pent fphati ho to fashion!!
Gareeb ka shalwar phatta ho to baygerat???????
Note.Wah je Wah Wah je Wah...
Q.izat aur gerat ki definition????...

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Living in a house very old,  
it was always drafty and cold.  
Metal stairs to the basement lead,  
from an old pirate's...

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I stand here beneath a beautiful fig tree,                 ...

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The air smelled clean, with a TANG of the sea.
               ...

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Look at this place I did a sink full of dishes,              ...

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Great store,                       ...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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went out in a new outfit and car, to find I had a flat tire

 
Date Written: 8/24/2020

2 Place     When plans...

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For a man of the cloth, our dear vicar
is not very partial to clothes
He is almost allergic to trousers
and y-fronts get right up his nose.

Ev’ry...

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wast it love
woven or well knitted
fabrics that cover the corves
of her beautiful body
the liquiers of these men
shall make words easier to pronounce
thus might we sing...

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I espied a large woman called Evie
(She was wearing her  husband’s mankini)
Though her skin was quite pale
She looked like a beached whale
It’s a pity...

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Interrogate the trim lady,

this shocked me as I left crazy,

dogged daily-

went to the railings;

as hailingz came dazzling as your whalingz...


Oh master of failing,

let them start...

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