A client kingdom
So here we are a day older and yet learning more
who would have thought the blowing up of the North Stream 2 helped by the Norwegian navy?'
Few knew this annal little country had the capability
the technical know-how to help in this
dastardly conduct.
This little country up North with deep fjords and
reindeer, snow, the tourist industry, and waterfalls
who has gone woke, electric cars and solar panels
This little country that thinks of going the whole
hog and doing away with money could do this
this little country that sells oil and gas for export
to fund their green policy at home
does not appear to understand how despicable
it has become, blinded as it is by its wealth
When you realize that the country is an extension
of the USA always ready to do its bidding
then it becomes clear Norway is a client state
that indulged to play a self indulges play
about the environment naively saving the planet
as long as it is at beck and call when needed
to do some dastardly work.
Categories:
client, adventure, america, april,
Form: Blank verse
Stale Stories you had better not tell
About Sapphire Five-Star Hotel,
Long enjoying An Impressive Clientele,
One to spot in her some Smiling Belle.
Sapphire can’t one front with Deceit,
For take-away, A Talking Receipt;
Where all cars are parked at Hotel’s risk
And one plays one’s badly corrupt disk,
Not because she knows by half Virus:
Customers should be spared King Cyrus!
Sapphire swimming pools “The Full”
All of them with a magnetic pull;
To users selling Ideas of Sex
They can’t have with Cameras that vex…
In Sapphire, always The Classic
Targeting her clients a bit sick
And fixing of The Roaring Event
To Some Scandalous Dullness prevent?
So, after all these about Sapphire
Would you such property acquire?
Categories:
client, appreciation, beautiful, business, house,
Form: Rhyme
Priest Client of Christ
on are reliant
priest became mental giant
of Christ a client
Jim Horn
Categories:
client, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
He sat there like a proper ghost
and said not a word
while his lovely friend waited
"I'm studding it" he whispered
to the psychic,
"What did he say?" the client asked
"He said his studding it "
"What is he studying?"
"Nothing really he's just looking handsome"
"Oh ! That he was " said the client
and they all smiled
The psychic, the client, and the ghost.
6/27/2019
Categories:
client, appreciation,
Form: Free verse
Reliant Client Who Is Compliant
Remember realizing when he was reliant,
As well as a truthful and honest client,
When done,
Depend upon,
And not only that he had been compliant.
Jim Horn
Categories:
client, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
As a dietician - for every client
I recommend sparing-balanced diet.
After you ate a kilo of steak,
Eat for a balance one kilo of cake !
Categories:
client, funny,
Form: Quatrain
Reliant Client
There seemed to be a great client
Who we realized would be reliant;
Was the one,
Got things done,
And with the rules was compliant.
Jim Horn
Categories:
client, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
B een too long since my last vacation travel trip.
A bsolute island beauty does relax my job’s grip.
H alting busy is easy on heavenly beach strips
A long this islands’ multi jeweled peaks and tips.
M y tropical gratefulness shall never dip.
A ll main island life moves at a fun paced clip
S o I may stay with paradise at my fingertips.
... CayCay Jennings
January 20, 2017
Categories:
client, silly, vacation,
Form: Acrostic
Dragon slaying is a very bad crime
I'll get him off but I won't get a dime
Self defense we will claim
Aint no one else to blame
Wish it was this easy all of the time
For the Dragon slayer contest
Categories:
client, business, fantasy,
Form: Limerick
a.“so tell me. did you do it?”
c.“of course i did it. i wouldn’t be talking to you if i hadn’t.”
a.“well, that’s not necessarily true. you still could’ve been brought in as a possible
suspect---right now there is no reason that anyone would think that you did it, as opposed to any of the others they’ve got.”
c.”you’re saying i’d need representation no matter what, right?”
a.”i’m saying that if you didn’t do it, you would need someone to convince them of that fact, yes---besides yourself.”
c.”ah, what a wonderful country we live in.”
a.”it is what it is. some don’t allow you to prove your innocence, they just say you are guilty.”
c.”but i am guilty, if that’s how you want to phrase it.”
a.”well, how else would you phrase it? you either did it or you didn’t.”
c.”i would say that i committed a just act in a world of injustice.”
a.”o….k. well, as your attorney, i would advise you right now to keep from uttering
reasons for your acts to anyone but me.”
Categories:
client, life,
Form: Free verse