Best Client Poems
Below are the all-time best Client poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of client poems written by PoetrySoup members
Squirrel Real EstateSquirrel agent showed him thousands of trees
this particular client being very picky
how about this one she'd plead
no he'd say not enough leaves
She'd say this one...
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Categories:
client, animal, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Murdered By My Own ShadowCold misty clouds rise above the grates
The streets only illumination, tossing shadows like pennies
Faded street lamps at each end
The cold is biting, as I roll...
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Categories:
client, dark, fantasy, murder, mystery,
Form:
Light Verse
A Compilation of Fickle Foolish FootlesFOOTLES FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEASTS -
Bad-ass old bear:
Grizzly
Grizzly
Dachshund making critical life choices:
...
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Categories:
client, funny,
Form:
Footle
Striving For Political CorrectnessStriving for Political Correctness
By Elton Camp
It would just be the end
If by words we do offend.
There’s the devil to be paid
If we call a spade...
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Categories:
client, funnypeople, people,
Form:
Rhyme
Blonde - Absent Minded Or FairBLONDE – ABSENT MINDED OR FAIR?
CLIENT
Goodness, gracious me,
Come over here and see,
How did you dare,
You have no flair,
My hair now’s dark,
It should be fair,
You’ve cut...
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Categories:
client, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Driving Under the Influence“Your honor, after consulting with the District Attorney, we have agreed to a plea bargain agreement. The father, mother and sisters of the victim have...
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Categories:
client, death, political, thanks,
Form:
Quatrain
Classified Ad a Satire*** Classified Ad — “Position Wanted” ***
((The following is from ad details written on the ad draft form submitted by the ad’s purchaser,...
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Categories:
client, fun, humor, imagery, joy,
Form:
Narrative
High SchoolI don't care anymore. You are the most wonderful thing I've ever seen in my life.
Everytime you look at me I want to explode....
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Categories:
client, workme,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Love and Courage
About Lucey, a Ragdoll Cat: Saved from Death
Lucey was my feline dream!
I had never seen such love from a cat's eyes
~ so heavenly stream.
No, I...
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Categories:
client, art, beautiful, love,
Form:
Couplet
A Secret DoorI own an upscale Jewelry store
Exquisite gems on the third floor
But on the fourth, I did explore
A secret door ...
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Categories:
client, mystery,
Form:
Rhyme
Ill ReputeILL REPUTE
It was a house of ill repute
And though the occupants were cute
(Or so I gather second-hand,
I haven’t visited, you understand)
The local residents agreed
That,...
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Categories:
client, humorous, lust, sin,
Form:
Rhyme
Provoke Joke That We Were BrokeProvoke Joke That We Were Broke
others did provoke
and have become a big joke
they would end up broke
hard times in making
each breath we have been taking
while...
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Categories:
client, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Haiku
Friendly ReminderShe said..........
You workaholic, you're intoxicated
'Seems like work is all that's on your mind
With all the extra money, you've been making
It looks like you could pay...
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Categories:
client, cheer up, cute love,
Form:
Lyric
We Must Strive For Political CorrectnessBy Elton Camp
It would just be the end
If by words we do offend.
There’s the devil to be paid
If we call a spade a spade.
“Vertically challenged”...
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Categories:
client, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Ode To the People of NorwayOde to the people of Norway
Strophe
O, the darkness has descended on a paradise
Of Norway’s bounties of nature
On the people living a quiet life
Not concerned about...
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Categories:
client, grief, drug,
Form:
Ode