Best Client Poems

As a  dietician - for every client
I recommend sparing-balanced diet.
After you ate a kilo of steak,
Eat for a balance one kilo of cake !...

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Dragon slaying is a very bad  crime
I'll get him off but I won't get  a dime
Self defense we will claim
Aint no one else to blame
Wish it was this easy all of the time



For the Dragon slayer contest...

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Once a week I walk up those stairs
Trying to believe I will find one who cares.
My mind is full of what I want to say
But then I freeze and seem to think a different way.

I want to look you in the eye,
I want to speak,...

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My most troubling client
told me he died last night.

While this did not appear to be his somber case,
nor, sadly,
did my home office silently resound
like this was his actual historical peace,
I did conjure up sufficient energy
to ask why he thought so
or felt so
or hoped so
or feared...

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a.“so tell me.  did you do it?”
c.“of course i did it.  i wouldn’t be talking to you if i hadn’t.”
a.“well, that’s not necessarily true.  you still could’ve been brought in as a possible
suspect---right now there is no reason that anyone would think...

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...This caught her off-guard, so she asked, “What’s wrong?”
He said,“Aren’t you setting yourself up for hurt?
Women with many partners don’t pair-bond well,
there’s quite a low chance your marriage would work.”

She was confused, and said, “What do you mean?”
He said,“There’s been studies showing this truth,
it’s harder...

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Growing up Roxanne learned that a woman
could do anything that was done by a man,
that it was wrong to have different standards,
and this point of view informed all her plans.

She was aggressive in her relationships,
and would let no man talk down to her,
most boyfriends did...

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...See, when she let her guard down, when she looked deep,
she saw things that left her somewhat disturbed,
Roxanne didn’t know her man’s favorite color,
and that fact didn’t really upset her.

She didn’t know that much of his home town,
or of the dreams that pushed him on...

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Reliant Client

There seemed to be a great client
Who we realized would be reliant;
Was the one,
Got things done,
And with the rules was compliant.

Jim Horn...

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Reliant Client Who Is Compliant

Remember realizing when he was reliant,
As well as a truthful and honest client,
When done,
Depend upon,
And not only that he had been compliant.

Jim Horn...

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Priest  Client of Christ


on are reliant
priest became mental giant
of Christ a client

Jim Horn...

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He sat there like a proper ghost 
and said not a word 
while his lovely friend waited   
"I'm studding it" he whispered 
to the psychic,   
"What did he say?" the client asked
"He said his studding it " 
"What is he studying?"
"Nothing...

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A client kingdom

So here we are a day older and yet learning more
who would have thought the blowing up of the North Stream 2 helped by the Norwegian navy?'
Few knew this annal little country had the capability
the technical know-how to help in this 
dastardly conduct.
This...

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There’s one more thing, we are dead now. Says Boy 1.
No, I’m not dead. I was dead, but now I am just blood up. Boy 2 replies.
What is blood up? I ask. Boy 1 shrugs. But you are pushing the sun, he tells his friend.
Yes!...

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Stale Stories you had better not tell 
About Sapphire Five-Star Hotel,
Long enjoying An Impressive Clientele,
One to spot in her some Smiling Belle.

Sapphire can’t one front with Deceit,
For take-away, A Talking Receipt;
Where all cars are parked at Hotel’s risk
And one plays one’s badly corrupt disk,
Not because...

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